Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LMFAO they're literally trying to beg us to gayop them so they can keep the troon narrative going. "P-please? At least a few more doxes? A few more pizzas?"

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KF wins and gets hilarious content by existing and doing absolutely fuck all LMAO.
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If kiwi farms or null gets noted/mentioned in court or some news network on tv cause of Lucas’s bs I’d laugh my ass off.

oh yeah I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS LONCUCK PD YOU RAKING NIGGERS
 
AND I KNOW WHO IT'S COMING FROM BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT
AND I KNOW WHO'S DOXXING AND WHO'S DOING IT
AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE FBI
SO YOU BETTER WRITE ONE MORE THING OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN YOU'LL BE ARRESTED
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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AND I KNOW WHO IT'S COMING FROM BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT
AND I KNOW WHO'S DOXXING AND WHO'S DOING IT
AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE FBI
SO YOU BETTER WRITE ONE MORE THING OR SCREW WITH MY COMBPUTER AGAIN YOU'LL BE ARRESTED
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Off topic but what’s that chick doing nowadays?
 
This is your brain on being terminally online.
It really is. All of those replies read like the words of people who haven't left the house in years. I mean, properly left the house, not gone somewhere because they had to whilst clutching their phone and scrolling twitter. I'm talking going outside on a walk without any sort of technology on you, literally touching some grass, looking up at the sky, looking at the birds, etc.

Might just be the boomer in me but I truly do think those creatures are living some sort of full-dive 1984 troon experience.
 
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Damn Kiwi forum! When will you learn? When will you learn, that you actions have consequences!


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Had enough yet? No? Well maybe THIS will put you in your place!

TikTok warfare is unmatched!
 
sorry for being off topic, but did u make this reference due to the singer of the song's death being announced like 1 or 2 days ago? or is it just a coincidence
I wish I could plan like that but sadly no, mere coincidence
 
Bad twitter press doesn't mean shit to 99% of companies. They will fire some low level manager at taco bell, but they will not risk their DDOS protection, or gamble on some new company over bad press.
As stated elsewhere in this thread, CF has ~80% of the DDOS protection market. This includes government contracts. They made sure that the American Vaccination Appointment website did not get DDOS'd.
CF is also run by a free speech extremist who services websites that are far worse than KF. They provide (or have provided) protection to 4chan, Stormfront, Iron March, The Daily Stormer, ISIS/ISIL (Albeit at the request of the US government, as having the site operational was a goldmine of information for the glowies), Rescator, 8chan, and a myriad of other groups. Hosting KF is not going to hurt them.

Finally, I want to remind everyone that those trying to get clients to drop CF because of KF affiliation are just shills for their own failing DDOS protection services. The most notable person is Liz Fong-Jones, who has been mentioned elsewhere in this thread and is a supporter of Keffals and has been retweeted by Keffals. Liz is currently on another round of fundraising for Honeycomb, his own service which offers cybersecurity solutions, including DDOS protection. His girlfriend also runs Tallpoppy, a DDOS protection service. I highly suspect that the main reason that Liz hates CF is that CF is his main competition, although Liz denies this on twitter.
 
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