Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Atomkrieg said:
Although I don't see how a sub-forum would give him a bigger oppurtunity to grift
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Consider that he was screencapping Null's posts as well as the massive notice at the top of the thread to show off to his followers.
If he had an entire subforum he can use that escalation of attention as a Twitter-certifiable method of claiming his life is in danger for real this time because we would supposedly be obsessed with him.

He is gaming the Farms for his grift, and giving him more attention for the nothingburgers he is serving up only provides him more pity from gullible retards that think we interact with lolcows and that a-logs are not punished for fucking with people.
 
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Atomkrieg said:
Although I don't see how a sub-forum would give him a bigger oppurtunity to grift -or at least I wouldn't care because he grifts either way- I get your point with all the different events. If this is something to be considered to get an own sub-forum here than you are right.
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There are 3 constants in life; death , taxes and Lucas grifting.
 
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WhoBusTank69 said:
Consider that he was screencapping Null's posts as well as the massive notice at the top of the thread to show off to his followers.
If he had an entire subforum he can use that escalation of attention as a Twitter-certifiable method of claiming his life is in danger for real this time because we would supposedly be obsessed with him.

He is gaming the Farms for his grift, and giving him more attention for the nothingburgers he is serving up only provides him more pity from gullible retards that think we interact with lolcows and that a-logs are not punished for fucking with people.
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Also, Keffals just escalated this shit on Thursday. I think it's really premature to say "ZOMG! We need an entire subforum immediately!" just because blue checkmarks suddenly care about one cow. They are finicky people with ADHD. Next week, they might go back to not giving a shit.

Or Keffals will finally 41% themselves. Then you'd be stuck with a ghost town of a subforum.
 
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Captain Manning said:
@Spectre_06 just did something somewhat similar, although I imagine people probably give considerably less shit about him than Boogie.

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If he wanted to appear super based he'd tell people that he has a thread here with his dox, that nobody has swatted him or fucked with him IRL (nor should they), and faggots need to stop with their pearl clutching. That would one-up Boogie, because it would help throw a wrench in the narrative Keffals (and many others before him) is pushing that people only get threads so that they can be harassed.

Instead, he goes with classic Spectre thing of trying to speak for @Null and the Farms. Which is what helped get him in hot water in the first place. There's literally a disclaimer on his account regarding that shit. One that the gay Keffals army could point to if they wanted, cared, or knew about him.

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Somehow Boogie manages give a better defense of the Farms. Never change, Spectre.
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spectre never fails to disappoint.
 
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Lucas, I know you are seeing this and I know it bothers you. Where is your ACAB mentality. Where is all the shit you talk on the internet about this that or the other about police brutality and the shit you peddled now that you are in the thick shit. Why are you relying on the very people you said you didn't support. You understand by virtue of not following your own conviction you are a punchline and to not be listened to. Who would take you seriously? It aint anyone with a brain.
 
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Keffals is the Chille DeCastro of the trannosphere. Pretends to know what hes talking about to get dumb asses to give him money. When someone points out how he doesn't know shit, he claims harassment while doubling down on the stupid.
 
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Keffals is malding that the Cloudflare Trust & Safety guy untagged himself from an orbiters crying tweet

It's basically just a way to remind the followers to go harass that individual some more
Edit: Which may be why he's now had to put all his recent tweets on Follows/Mentions only mode

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Archive: https://archive.ph/1J3Fl
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Edit 2: Who wouldn't want to work with these fine upstanding citizens to "make the internet a safer place"?
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muhpronouns said:
Keffals is the Chille DeCastro of the trannosphere. Pretends to know what hes talking about to get dumb asses to give him money. When someone points out how he doesn't know shit, he claims harassment while doubling down on the stupid.
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Lucas could have gone into construction since he is so good at digging ditches for himself.
 
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Atomkrieg said:
He already gets attention through this thread, which is one of the fastest growing threads.



As a member of the audience I would say a sub-forum would make the main thread more readable again:

- Too much sperging about general tranny topics and politics (-> keep that shit to the threads made for these topics)
- Too many other lolcows seem to appear (-> a thread for a Keffals lolcow uprising)
- Too many orbiters (-> threads for mayor orbiters themselves and/or a general orbiter thread)
- Too many posts of reactions on Keffals tweets (-> could become an own thread)
- Move the two threads for nigglers and wigglers and whatnot into the sub-forum
- We could do a thread for all the media coverage Keffals gets
- Keffals main thread should focus on Keffals only. His streams, his twitter account, his GFM, etc.

I guees there a enough different topics for different threads to justify a sub-forum. A lot of information is drowing in this thread now. Like all the information about Keffals mods who have been doxed.

At least it should be considered to do a Keffals sub-forum in the near future if the thread keeps on moving that fast.
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None of that requires additional threads that need to be grouped into a sub-forum. Lucas' orbiters are dumb, but they aren't constantly producing enough drama and laughs to warrant an entire thread, and most of their output is just Twitter nonsense. Only 1 so far got his own thread, thanks to him being a "lawyer" and getting absolutely everything wrong about the law.

All the media coverage and asspats fits just fine as a single post in this thread. They aren't sparking big movements or changes anywhere. If he gets the Cloudflare protest going, maybe that warrants a Happening thread, but it'll probably just generate a post's worth of pictures to laugh at.

John "Brianna Wu" Flynt lost his sub-forum when he got reduced to just Twitter sperging and the occasional media appearance; Kefffals hasn't even grifted $500k for a scam PAC yet, a fraud that currently fits entirely within the main Wu thread.

We've got an OT board for the Kiwiglers, a debate board for Keffal's ex, etc. We should use the site structure until there's just too many side links to keep track in 1 thread, and we aren't there yet. It's just Lucas being stupid and tweeting lies, over and over.
 
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DarkHeart said:
Get you timeline correct Lucas, we found your address in March. The "swatting" happened in August. If it was us at the big bad Kiwi Farms why didn't it happen in March when we found you? Who did you piss off in August? I know the list is quite extensive however, the Farms IS NOT INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKING SHIT. Get a life and a brain you fucking retard!!!
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Lucas is using KiwiFarms as a scapegoat because whoever he did piss off would likely spill the beans on whatever dumb or evil thing Lucas did to incur that person's ire.

If Lucas blames KiwiFarms, he doesn't have to reveal who actually did the SWATting and, more importantly, why.

It may have something to do with Catboy Ranch. In which case, that person should get an account here and share with us what hideous shit Lucas coerced him to do. Stop the groomer from striking again.
 
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Damn, I am super late on this and just finished reading a disgusting article on Kotaku about how KF is a haven for terrorists, trans harassers (lel), and neo-Nazis. Whoever swatted this thing, way to give them undue attention and an international victim card to rack out on pitybux from degenerates.

Anyways, just sent Null some crypto for possible upcoming legal funds but goddamn, way to legitimize this freak’s victimhood complex.

Oh and Kotaku, if you’re reading this: reopen the concentration camps and shove all these disgusting trannies in there.
 
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