Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?
@BSV's thread was locked back in 2018, and he has (IMO) gone on to make some fairly good contributions to the site.

It probably helped immeasurably that the main proponent of him being a lolcow was Bryan "send me your outlines" dumb dumb Dunn.

It's a pretty rare thing though. Most lolcows are terminal, and within that group many sperg the fuck out at their threads. Keffals is definitely in both groups.
 
if anyone else did this, it would be considered targeted harassment and they'd get shitcanned from twitter in a flash. fucking trannies get away with murder on the internet now, rules just do not apply to them.
Correct, there's been 22 Quote Tweets of the dude's most recent Twitter post, 21 of which occured after Keffals post complaining how he untagged himself. That was only 2 hours ago.
They're effectively just dogpilling him in an attempt to bow down which would easily fall under targetted harassment but Twitter won't do anything because if they do all of the cabal of "journalists" will come out and kick up a stink like the past 2 times Keffals was banned from anything.

They're also basically making enemies from thin air by accusing people of being members of the site
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Strong disagree on this. This guy is a one trick pony. Seething on twitter and discord is all he does. A sub forum would just be shitposts and give him the attention he craves.

Ralph got one because he is very entertaining and has multiple things going on all at once. America First got one because its an organization with multiple players doing shit like the J6 riot in the capital and getting arrested for terrorist threats.

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Keffals would need up his game alot to get a subforum imo.

I think Keffals could deserve a sub forum but he would need to continue being an alog for a few months, and multiple cows would also need to be involved.

If I recall correctly Ethan's thread was up to a few thousand replies after years of persistent action and was doing something like 100 pages a week around the time of his subforum's creation. Ethan's subforum also covers his numerous allies and associated cows from "the sektur". Keffal's thread has explosive growth but there isn't multiple happenings at once involving numerous people, just one big even that will probably fade away.
 
Take a shot. :fapcup:
I know this clown.

So if you're familiar at all with "early" GG content, we had a bit of a wild west moment when it began, as a lot of the earliest and most prominent voices tended to peter out both fast and hard as they turned out to be complete speds (even by the staggering standards of GG). You all know about Brian Dunn, Mundane Matt, and how fast and hard Ethan Ralph ran aground, which is an interesting connection, because icze4r used to routinely run in the same goddamn circles. We weave an autistic web. One of the more odd things to happen was for "connected" individuals to show up as background fodder in GG circles, rarely actually doing or contributing anything of note, but somehow getting to act like they're hot shit. Probably the best-known examples of this shit were either ya boi King of Pol or Devi Ever.

Appropriately, there were none that Gel was closer to than Matt, which is ironic, because even Boulder Boy Jarbo had the common-sense to realize that Gel was a piece of shit and distance himself from her, which is fucking hilarious when you remember that the Ethan Ralph meltdown had not happened yet. it was tacitly clear very early on that they weren't really down with the cause so much as piggybacking onto it to enrich themselves, and a lot of people (justifiably) were wondering who the fuck this person is that they were getting into a bunch of major coverage angles without really doing anything. Much like Ever, what got Gel kicked out was a combination of factors, but ultimately boiled down to attempts to police discussion that tilted her way, and when people told her to fuck off, she kind of went off gloriously. IIRC Ralph actually covered her at one point, but not in any real detail because exposing specifics of what she'd been doing would have also fucking exposed what he was doing at the time.

Inevitably, ED took an interest, but a problem began because unlike a lot of other clowns covered by them in the past, Gel was smart enough to use a very different tactic for internet defense: Namely, clogging leads with nonsense. Gel has claimed to be everyone from better-known voice artists and musicians to semi-famous industry professionals working on video games, and, paired with her proclivity for setting up false flags, it functionally became impossible to verify a lot of her background. About the only thing that did come out was that she once did MLP Guro art under the handle Crookedtrees, when her email got leaked.

There's probably more lulz potential here if anyone went looking long or hard enough, but that would involve subjecting yourself to their Twitter feed, and they DFE constantly, so it's actually harder than you'd think to go spelunking there. About all you need to know is that they're a gigantic sped, to the degree that even Matt Jarbo and Ethan Ralph could see it, and reacted to being kicked out with all the dignity of Laurelai in a battered women's shelter.
He’s been on twitter for 15 years and would change up his persona with tweaks here and there. Before gamergate he’d spend all day retweeting weird fetish community tweets and links to horrible porn from paheal while claiming to fight pedophiles online. The fighting pedophiles online things was always extremely ironic to me because he’d turn around and share porn with minors or talk about sending gifts.
 
Correct, there's been 22 Quote Tweets of the dude's most recent Twitter post, 21 of which occured after Keffals post complaining how he untagged himself. That was only 2 hours ago.
They're effectively just dogpilling him in an attempt to bow down which would easily fall under targetted harassment but Twitter won't do anything because if they do all of the cabal of "journalists" will come out and kick up a stink like the past 2 times Keffals was banned from anything.

They're also basically making enemies from thin air by accusing people of being members of the site
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I'm trembling right now Kiwibros..
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Still no ddoss ? Man, these troons are slow.
I agree, these troons are not intellegent. The collective aggregated IQ of Keffel’s subhuman groomed and dickless hordes could be counted on one hand. These are some dumb, autistic, stinky NEET motherfuckers.

They’ve also not worked quickly to DDos the site, on an unrelated note.

Thought experiment: you take every Keffels Troon and put them all in one room. How bad is the smell and how quickly, timed in seconds, would you involuntarily vomit?
 
I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?
There's a few. The Farms generally likes it when a cow reforms, but it's such rare event that it's essentially unheard of.

There's a few ways to get over lolcowdom; one is to become so embraced by the community making fun of you that you essentially become in on the joke. David Gonterman did this, though he's fallen off the wagon a few times. Another good example is Donny Long.

Another way to un-lolcow yourself, though certainly the one with the most risk, is to simply end your internet presence entirely, and not return. Byuu did this, though if he ever returns again, he will be torn to shreds and sued, since damages caused by his bullshit can be proven and it's a known factor that he never killed himself. Golden Knight meanwhile gives you a good example of what happens when you fail even harder at attempting this.

The only other tried-and-proven method is to dedicate oneself to a path of self-improvement and endeavor to stop being a lolcow. This takes an admission that what you're doing is fundamentally wrong, and staring in the face that you, yourself, have to be the one to change it. You'll get a few assholes trying to nudge you back onto the path of cowdom (because they're idiots), but if you legit are trying your best at it, you really don't leave them with anything to cover.

The problem with all of these is that they take self-awareness and an understanding that you are, in essence, responsible for at least a chunk of your own problems. Most cows cannot do this - not because it's not apparent, but because they legitimately refuse to countenance it. To use Keffals as an example: The revelation that Keffals was botting and that the majority of Keffals' biggest claims to fame were, essentially, illegitimate, would have been the point where any normal human being would stop using that particular avenue of attack against people, but Keffals continues to go hard on that, because acknowledging it means that Keffals has no actual mandate for being a dick to people.

And so Keffals continues to build on that false foundation, showing no self-awareness, guaranteeing that the coverage will continue in perpituity.
 
Correct, there's been 22 Quote Tweets of the dude's most recent Twitter post, 21 of which occured after Keffals post complaining how he untagged himself. That was only 2 hours ago.
They're effectively just dogpilling him in an attempt to bow down which would easily fall under targetted harassment but Twitter won't do anything because if they do all of the cabal of "journalists" will come out and kick up a stink like the past 2 times Keffals was banned from anything.

They're also basically making enemies from thin air by accusing people of being members of the site
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I don’t even get why so many journalists are friends with this dickless groomer? Everyone remotely normal who have known Lucas have said he is an insufferable, narcissistic cunt.
 
Troons harassing companies and randos and trying to intimidate them into caving in their demands= Call to action, completely justified.

The Farms making fun of Lucas and his fans for being retarded= Targeted harassment, must be banned of everything.
I'll never get tired of seeing them flip flop from "OwO pwease stop the meanies" and pure unadulterated seething. Almost like the mask slips
"I just made $100k off of my paypiggies but I don't want to pay for food"
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Surely things will be different in Europe
 
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