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Shotgun Badger said:
Got to be honest, I know how companies like Cloudflare always seem to fold over stuff like this so I'm going to be a bit annoyed if the site gets nuked because of these insane people and their hyper online nature.

Is there any backup in the works for Kiwifarms or other contingency plans if the worst comes to the worst?
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If they were going to drop us, I imagine they would of already, long ago. They get an influx of seething tranny's demanding we be obliterated from the Internet atleast twice a week.
 
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Male cows can't produce their own milk 8)
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WhoBusTank69 said:
Serious question - what leverage does anyone have against Cloudflare? I brought it up before, but if they have an outage then over half the internet is also down.
Many, many people depend on Cloudflare. You cannot boycott them.
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That's the thing that a lot of devtroons don't seem to realize, is that cloudflare already has a huge foothold in the market. So even if they shake their fists and proclaim they won't use them for their shitty little weblogs and code projects, cloudflare already has thousands of very high profile websites and tech companies who use their services and understandably would have no interest in moving all of their severs to different CF competitors all for the sake of pleasing the cult of trannies.

Cloudflare is making the right call so far by just ignoring their screeching, give it a few more months at the most and most people with an actual head on their shoulders won't even remember or care anymore about that time some tranny cult tried to """boycott""" Cloudflare. I also can't help but laugh at Lucas for thinking he's somehow responsible for their stock taking a 7% drop, when if you zoom out and view their stock price history it's been remaining relatively steady for the past year, lmao.
 
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It was bad enough when kiwi farms was harassing this poor women but now it owner Joshua "feeder" moon has used his signature techniques of sending mountains of foods to folks so depressed they can't help but eat it up. We've heard the great joy null takes in describing her glorious and stunning double chin so there no doubt he'd try to expand it.
sincere apology for using the word folk and calling lucas a women
 
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ToddleDoddle said:
So somebody hacked his uber eats and then just ordered a bunch of normal food and snacks?
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If someone wanted to fuck with him, why wouldn't they order from oh I don't know The Keg or Mac's Sushi?

Also Lucas, be a fucking adult and call customer service to fix your problems, assuming this wasn't some fucking gay ops to get free slush puppyies.

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pics or it didn't happen pussy
 
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cia-log said:
kind of fucked up someone on the internet would hack into his uber to order the exact amount of junk two, maybe three fat guys trying to live it up on the 100k they just made would order

I can only assume the criminal in question is Hank Hill
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isn't weird how so many of Lucas' favorites were ordered? Don't Pizza Prankers usually order stuff that is inedible, not the subject's favorite goyslops?
 
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Oliveoil said:
1. Why is he showing that he uses Uber Eats and eats at Subway?
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Because that's how poor people flex on other broke people.


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2. If he is in danger and thinks he is being hacked why has he not established protocols with any and every service he uses?
(Change passwords, call the bank, call Uber, call CC and change it - do two factor?)
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He doesn't want to prevent being hacked. You have to remember, victimhood is the goal. It always has been and always will be his goal, to be seen as a victim. If someone can hack their info, why prevent it, if being hacked would give an opportunity to claim to be a victim?
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
How hard is it to tag ubereats support, tell them with words what happened, and then save the picture for DMs?

I'm beginning to wonder if these not-quite-carefully-framed-enough shots are intentional because this is the second time.
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He's probably just instinctively manipulative and is leaving clues out there, almost subconsciously, because he is getting rewarded for all of this. Every time he gets "doxxed" or he gets a food package full of all the fat and grease he needs, his gofundme goes up.
 
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WhoBusTank69 said:
Serious question - what leverage does anyone have against Cloudflare? I brought it up before, but if they have an outage then over half the internet is also down.
Many, many people depend on Cloudflare. You cannot boycott them.
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The only time I'm aware of where Cloudflare booted someone was The Daily Stormer, and that decision came from the tippy top of the pyramid.

That was a bad decision and they should not have made it, but to their credit so far I've not seen the traditional oilslick slope series of decisions further cucking out that typically follows cucking out the first time.

As to who or what has leverage, that leverage will come with new (read: tranny) leadership at the company like it does pretty much everywhere these days, or by a site becoming another Daily Stormer causing the CEO to personally make the decision to shove a boot up that site's ass. Outside of the government that's about it.
 
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1. Kefka just made a whole video whining how the cyberterrorists of the CwcikiForums figured out his identity through the CSI quality forensics of looking at bedsheets and then looking at Google Images of Hotel Room photos.
2. Now ""someone"" actually Hacked his Uber Account and used it to buy food for him, This means the hacker has his address.
3. Kefka could have easily went thru the extra precaution of having his super secret "fiance" order food from Ubereats but didn't because???

There is no fiance and especially no hack is there? This con artist is just terminally online and just has to post shit endlessly because he knows his audience is in full mindless Cult Follower mode. At this point Catboy Fuentes is less of an unreliable narrator.
 
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Grim Snark said:
Based on how dark the image is, immediately I think it's a hotel
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I would agree that that was a possibility however it'd mean that the Uber Food delivery knew what hotel room to deliver it to, as opposed to just having a singular address and knocking on a door.
I suppose it's possible if the person who broke into the account also knew the exact hotel room to deliver it to though
 
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