Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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>EU citizenship
No, fuck off, we're full.
Is the European Union like Canada where they don't want immigrants who won't contribute to society? Hard to get a citizenship if the person moving there is a Downie, from what I have heard. Keffals didn't have that issue because he was born in Canada, obviously, but I don't know how it works elsewhere.
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the streams back to dead air

"its so hard dealing with this" "all this shit i have to deal with" "no one should have to deal with all this" repeat ad nauseam

he gets so flustered about the accusations. Hes brought up "people are saying i did x y z and ITS NAAAAWTTTT TWUUUUUE" like 5 times so far.

He IP banned someone in chat for saying to look at the thread. Can not, under any circumstances, allow them to discover the findom porn career.
 
"if you tell me to check out the kiwi farms thread on stream I will ban you"
because there aren't 9001 swastikas and every post isn't "death to all trannies" and that's what you want your audience to think?
He's probably scared his chat will find out about the Virgin Wiggler vs the Chad Kiwiler.
He's trying his best to prove that he's italian :lit:
He's about as Italian as frozen pizza, only more greasy.
 
Hi Lucas.

It'd be very fitting for me to tell you this, since you're actively reading the thread. You doxed yourself. Twice. No one hacked into your Uber Eats account and ordered a bunch of food to your airbnb. You did that yourself, and you doxed yourself in the process of playing victim. I know it. You know it. We all know it. I hope all the Kiwigglers you've been seeing are a constant reminder of how much you fucked up and that every bit of it is your fault.

Hack your doordash again and order yourself another fat buffet, you fat sack of shit. Kiwi Farms always wins.
 
He sent the rest to his piggy slave to eat and get bloated
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If this (+6x4l of milk) is $500 worth of food then inflation is even worse than I thought.
It went from "Hundreds of dollars" to "$500".

They should know the exact amount they were charged unless they were literally sent free food by the hacker
 
On Lucas his latest stream keffals stated the following

Im not a pedo: You've had discord where you tried to groom minors to become your kittens

Im not a drug dealer: Because you give it away for free

Im not a terrorist: debatable

This stream will probably end up in a meltdown and its gonna be great
 
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