Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Soycast Guy]

Uh oh, he’s back on the farms after he banned people telling him to check the thread.

 

[Super Guido]

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He showed nigger on Twitch lmao

These dipshits still think the popo are monitoring the thread?

 

[Maebara Keiichi]

Oh yeah, you really got us Keffals. Looking at publicly available information on Twitter and Facebook. I'm shaking in my boots over here.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

When I had food delivered it was via the JustEat App. It wasn’t hacked, someone just typed in my address and email and the food was delivered without having been paid for. We didn’t keep any of it and from what I could see, it looked rank, it was Phaal curries and enormous jalapeño pizzas.

JustEat wanted to work with the police to catch who was doing it as they had the IP data and could also see exactly what had happened (fake accounts had been set up in mine and my family’s names) but my police force said that they were too busy catching people misgendering on the internet so it wasn’t a good use of resources.

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A U.K. trip? I cannot even. That is going to entail all kinds of madness and cow crossovers.

*Battens down hatches*

 

[Prööt :DD]

Lucas will continue trying to provoke his trolls, but at the end of the day no matter how much he makes an ass of himself he will continue getting asspats from retarded e-bloggers AKA "journalists" as well as a steady stream of cash and catboys for his pinkpill discord with 0 legal repurcussions. It's fun to think of this as some kind of self-proclaimed "war" against KF, but the blackpill is starting to take effect. Am I just being too negative here?

 

[Swirling weeb]

the god damn monsters sent him fucking cinnabons
the god darn monsters of the cwcforums have to be stoooped

 

[Migraine Box]

110% bullshit. There's more holes in this story than a bomber during the Battle of Midway. The faggot was already floating the idea of going to Europe earlier today, how convenient he now has the perfect excuse to hemorrhage money from his fans to fund that trip.

First of all, we literally did not know where he was. At all. All the speculation and hunting began *after* he posted the pic of his food from uber eats.

Second, if somebody hacked his account and ordered a shitload of food, why didn't he:
1) notice all the notifications of order updates on his phone
2) keep accepting the food despite constant deliveries
3) open the food, lay it all out conveniently on his bed to line up for a photo

Also, just assuming this is real, why did the "hackers" send normal food? Like actual, eatible shit, and not abhorrent shit like Big Macs sans beef, vegan food, or ten gallons of oil on a subway sandwich? Who in the actual fuck "prank" orders slurpees, cinnabons, sodas, bags of chips, slim jims, and burgers?

Horse shit. Complete and total horse shit.

My theory: he's getting exhausted from all this running around and wants a sweet vaycay to Europe, but he has zero excuses to justify it. Nobody's been able to track him down and things are starting to cool off, so he decides to hit up a 7/11 and a couple of drive thrus, pose the food specifically on his bed (as he knows he was doxed from his bed before), and pretends it's some grand hacker conspiracy of trolls attacking him.

He gets more attention, an excuse to go on vacation to euro land, more pity bux to grift off his retarded followers, and to stuff his face with more junk food.

 

[Solodomor]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

Keffals bros….are we getting….owned?

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

someone tells him that posting public twitter account and photos of someone is not doxxing lmfao, there's not even his address on the post

 

[0 0]

"[The people on Sargon's video] are calling me a drug dealer, calling me a rapist, calling me a pedophile, but they can't back it up. It's conspiracy theory shit. What is their evidence? I'm not any of these things, but it drives them insane, so they have to start making stuff up about it."

Well, when you or your fans are reading this on your stream break, here's a nice summary. Can't make it any clearer or simpler.

Why people consider you a drug dealer:

Is it Illegal To Give Prescription Drugs to a Friend? - FindLaw

Sharing prescription medications with others could land you in serious trouble. Read more about the dangers of pill-sharing on FindLaw.

www.findlaw.com

Why people consider you a rapist (including the follow-up):

Rape by deception - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Why people consider you a pedophile:

Child Grooming Law and Legal Definition | USLegal, Inc.

Child grooming refers to an act of deliberately establishing an emotional connection with a child to prepare the child for child abuse. Child grooming is undertaken usually to carry out sexual abuse

definitions.uslegal.com

 

[Burd Turglar]

Yes, yes...keffels is a disgusting man larping as a woman so he can finger his ax wound. All that being said, his tits are fucking hilarious.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Damn, this is probably a good sign.
Lucas, por favor; si lees este mensaje, deberías conseguir un actual trabajo.

 

[Soycast Guy]

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He showed nigger on Twitch lmao

BAN TIME!

 

[Pepsi Max Respecter]

This retard leaves every 30 minutes to take a 10 minute smoke break. You're degenerate enough just smoke inside.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

guuuuuuys my bullies just bought me all of this fooooood (( please send more money

 

[Piplup]

Kind of weird that keffals is fleeing the country, is he scared the leaf feds found something on his pc/phone?
Have fun getting stabbed over in Europe keffals

 

[Tomie Ito]

Continues to peddle this lie that the good farmers at Mango Ranch targeted him because of the ratio shit. No nigguh, the ratio'ing was something funny to laugh at on the side (Nevermind, the ratio part was actually a large part why this thread was created lol). For the most part, Lucas, you've got a thread because you've:

1. Admitted to hooking up with men without disclosure of your transgender status
2. Promoting child groomers and pedophiles on your platform and befriending them (Bobposting, the whole Catboy Ranch shit, and now ZrCarlo the necro-zoophile.
3. Sponsering a DIY hormone drugs for transgenders, including minors.

If your audience read just the first page of this thread, I bet a good portion of them wouldn't support him anymore. This is why he's banning people for mentioning to read through the forum or mention anything about him in a negative light.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

The Hunt For Pedo Groomer Red October continues!

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I go to get a burger, and i come back and Keffals is found again. well what else did we expect.

Lucas daily schedule eat, sleep and embarrass himself online.

 

[Pee Cola]

Isn't showing the word nigger on Twitch bannable? He just showed the term "glownigger"

I wonder what'd happen if every post from this point ITT contained the word "nigger"? Even if Keffals does eat a ban for niggers, it'll only be a 3 day ban tops, because Twitch jannies are faggots.