DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is that spider man laughing meme going to become a regular part of his OBS set up? I actually am glad it is because he is such a boomer he can't just play the audio but needs his free meme clip to play to get the laugh going.

I can't wait for Phil to pull out some YouTube poops and use those. Boy, that'll really own us.

 

[Kheapathic]

*gets one set of Master Materia*

Phil: I don't know what that does.

Me: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU CLUELESS BITCH-MOTHER-FUCKER! You fucking claim to have played this and somehow have no clue what the Master Materia do... you're too fucking stupid to live. How did your body not forget to stop breathing?

Edit: I'll fucking remind you Phil, the mechanics of the Ruby Weapon boss fight is "Fuck you and die." Square went extra and over-engineered the AI/Flow of Ruby, it's still one of the most mechanically sound and gimmicked fights still. You don't know the mechanics, because you're a hack fucking fraud and too stupid to live.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

As much as I would have enjoyed AJ striking the pig, I can understand why he didn't. It's easy to say "just do it cuck" when it's not your time, youtube channel and potentially money on the line. I'm of the mind that trolls need to be way more ruthless with DSP, but crying when someone doesn't do what you yourself aren't doing either is a fucking beta move, so shut the fuck up.

AJ wins by merely taking a picture in a gym and existing as a human in society. Pig doesn't have the willpower and has too much social anxiety to even walk his big titties through the front door of a gym.

 

[RobVC3]

*gets one set of Master Materia*

Phil: I don't know what that does.

Me: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU CLUELESS BITCH-MOTHER-FUCKER! You fucking claim to have played this and somehow have no clue what the Master Materia do... you're too fucking stupid to live. How did your body not forget to stop breathing?

Edit: I'll fucking remind you Phil, the mechanics of the Ruby Weapon boss fight is "Fuck you and die." Square went extra and over-engineered the AI/Flow of Ruby, it's still one of the most mechanically sound and gimmicked fights still. You don't know the mechanics, because you're a hack fucking fraud and too stupid to live.

You know he's going to cheese ruby weapon, there's no way he's going to beat it legit.

 

[Corpun]

I can't wait for Phil to pull out some YouTube poops and use those. Boy, that'll really own us.

Good old boomer Phil late to the party with soundbites as well.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchat.
Edit: I put everything in just one file

 

[Kheapathic]

You know he's going to cheese ruby weapon, there's no way he's going to beat it legit.

Cheese is the only real way, Ruby is a gimmick and you have to play it his way. Though watching Phil get lost on why Cloud didn't Mime-Knights, when Cloud literally did a counter-attack between shows he doesn't understand the mechanics at all. He's a huge fucking dent that's too stupid to remember what he put on his characters. He's also lucky the 3x speed isn't synched to the game clock; because otherwise his double-Knights would have him eating an Ultima since regular game speed would have Ruby regaining itself mid-way through the second Knights. Though it looks like Phil figured it out; Hades-Knights for a cheese kill. Congrats for winning Phil, you should give your paypigs all their money back for all the work they put in to get you here.

 

[Lord_Point]

Is that spider man laughing meme going to become a regular part of his OBS set up? I actually am glad it is because he is such a boomer he can't just play the audio but needs his free meme clip to play to get the laugh going.

Uhh thats not spider man laughing thats spider mans boss. DEBOONKED.

You know he's going to cheese ruby weapon, there's no way he's going to beat it legit.

I know the answer before even asking, but what the fuck is the point of playing/watching a game where you just execute a list of commands someone else wrote down for you? How is this fun for anyone involved?

 

[grump]

The thing is that all of this still applies to current Phil, he can only acknowledge his flaws when he feels like he has a shield in this case " i changed, i'm not like that anymore"

In the nearly 2 decades of phil's entire known internet history, from now all the way back to the earliest fgc forum posts I don't recall him once genuinely apologizing or acknowledging a fault.

He has plenty of 'apologies' sure but there always is an absurdly obvious ulterior motive. Like diverting blame for current douchiness by pointing out how he's changed from past douchiness. And of course the classic criticizing others while making it about him.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

No one can punish Phil more than himself, every action ,every word fucks him over. All these actions have earned him an audience of retards and people mocking him, I can't think of a worse hell than stagnating in my own rotten brain juices while retards like Derich tell me about VA's in a shit game I hate.

This is a great thing to realize whenever you find yourself getting mad over Phil. At first glance it seems that Phil has an amazing life that trolls are 100% jealous of. He’d be quick to tell you that too, but just looking a bit closer and it all falls apart. He’s either too lazy, stupid, or scared to have ambitions to do more other than door dash and champions all day. We can see that he makes more than enough to live comfortably with all of his bills paid easily, and still have enough to go out into the world and do fun, interesting, and fulfilling things. He chooses to rot away inside, streaming to these morons like Derich and the Baxters. Then piss the rest of the day away getting drunk and wasting money. This post in the Boogie thread from a few weeks ago does a great job explaining how much it would suck to have your entire career be propped up by those type of people. Phil is stuck permanently too, and it’s his own fucking fault.

 

[_XXIII_]

The best bit about the whole AJ meltdown is that Phil is slowly realising what we've known for so long - detractors keep him relevant and give him a fictional Boogieman he can use to get pity bux from dents.

He wanted AJ to strike him so he could throw a tantrum and get some bigger support from it. No dice, Phil.

God forbid I suggest he has any self awareness but it must have dawned on him that he has absolutely zero value as a content creator on his own. He only gets big paydays for his ridiculous birthday week, when he can play the victim or if OICs ego has taken a battering. He isn't entertaining, he is dog shit at games and he complains like a bitch when he has to play anything more complex than a walking simulator. Nobody enjoys Phil's stream for Phil, even his dents.

And because of this I'll briefly pass comment on the gay slap fighting on here the past few days. Phil is objectively an obnoxious cunt that deserves ten times worse than he gets. We all hope he gets some comeuppance, whatever form that comes in. If any of you want to kick his shit in, go ahead. But do so knowing that unless you absolutely destroy him in one hit he's going to get paid to bitch and whine and no dents will be swayed.

He's a dribbling idiot that is perfectly capable of ruining his own life - so pozloading my neghole or interfering with him might make those periods where he's dull more interesting but if it's at the expense of this place turning into a bitter shithole then save it until you can get something amusing out of it. Otherwise point and laugh at this absurd little man or take a break.

 

[tomstone]

@DiabeticSP here's a more complete list of his earnings for all of his recent events, now including super chats. The "Combined" column is a sum of gross tips and gross super chats.
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"fisting with the king"

 

[Kheapathic]

Hey Phil, while you're busy bitching about setting up Team 2 and Team 3 of the Bizarro Sephiroth fight, just know you could've prevented this by not overleveling. At most Bizarro is a two-team fight, but if you get too high, it becomes a three-team fight. Also, with how OP you are, you really don't need all three of them, a Knights of the Round from Team 1 would be sufficient to win the fight. However, you also don't need all sorts of tricks on your off-teams; just something to buff/heal, and they'll manage... at least they could, if they weren't controlled by a retard who doesn't know how a single fucking mechanic works.

Here, I won't donate, but I'll give you a tip. Restore=All is OP; especially when the Restore Materia has the Regen spell. One cast and your characters constantly regenerate what they lose. Throw in a Barrier spell to reduce damage, and you have what's called staying power. Anyway, kill yourself faggot.

Edit: Phil, the thing about the similarity between Kefka and Safe Sephiroth is that there are certain things that cultures can look at and understand it's supposed to instill a feeling of divinity. Kefka re-arranged the statues that kept the world in balance and absorbed their power, gaining the power of the world. Sephiroth is absorbing the life-stream (lifeblood of the planet) and gained the power of the world. You may not like it, but there's a reason they both have that look and yes they're similar. And no, Lucifer wasn't just questioning God, Lucifer was full of himself, his title of Morning Star, he was great and knew he was great and so when God had plans and didn't use the Morningstar, he questioned God's choice, because he knew how great he was, and was therefore cast out. "Pride before the fall" as the saying goes... you illiterate fucking retarded hairless monkey.

 

[SomeBoyo]

by Phil Kahllins on Twitter, jfc

 

[Dona Morte]

Is he starting to shit on DSP now?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Did...did Phil actually try to imply that Lucifer didn't deserve to fall? Did DSP actually try to defend Satan??

 

[Gramh]

Did...did Phil actually try to imply that Lucifer didn't deserve to fall? Did DSP actually try to defend Satan??

Lucifer did nothing wrong dood, God was just a scrub who was salty and used lag tactics to win.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

His rant on Sephiroth and how FFVI was so much better is so dumb in more ways than could be humanly counted.

Also, for someone who claims to know Latin, he sure is clueless about the lyrics to ‘One-Winged Angel’. Until today, I’ve never heard anyone thinking the chorus ends with “Sephiros” instead of “Sephiroth”.

 

[Kheapathic]

Y'all think Phil acts like this in movie theaters or when watching movies with Leanna/Kat?

Edit: I purposely skipped most of the FF7 streams because I knew he'd fucking ruin it, but thought I'd show up for the finale... ... ... I made a huge fucking mistake.

 

[clothes in my closet]

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Is he starting to shit on DSP now?

Wingo will either defend dsp or knock on him depending on his mood. He's commented on this picture before, saying that he doesnt think its Khet. Also i dont use twitter but to me this looks like Meerkat replied to Wings, so its not like he was sneak dissing or anything.