Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

The Iced Tea is now part of the "$500 something" order, the monetary total is increasing by the minute.
The food order total is like the GoFundMe target, ever increasing

 

[Cat Bread]

Is Keffals ok? Like...antagonizing people that don't like him, constantly making sure to expose his location, not doing anything to protect himself, just dangerous self harming stuff to do when you know someone is after you Maybe they should have made bathtub anti-depressants

Now, now. The literature is very clear about antidepressants having a minimal to modest (at best) effect on personality disorders.

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If this (+6x4l of milk) is $500 worth of food then inflation is even worse than I thought.
It went from "Hundreds of dollars" to "$500".

They should know the exact amount they were charged unless they were literally sent free food by the hacker

Leaf dollars don't have very much in a way of buying power in these times of high inflation it seems.

Kind of weird that keffals is fleeing the country, is he scared the leaf feds found something on his pc/phone?
Have fun getting stabbed over in Europe keffals

I'm not really sure that he is the subject of any criminal investigation at this point. There has been a lot of talk about some of his hard drives still being held by the police, but to date I haven't seen anything posted in this thread that would suggest that anything that was seized on August 5th wasn't returned to him.

I don't think that he is running from anything. He is just blowing the cash he grifted on things he couldn't hope to afford until very recently.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Did he actually explain why he wants an EU citizienship and what he hopes how it will benefit him havong one or is it just another brain fart he got oh wait just ignore my post

 

[msd]

How do people hate Subway though. If the sandwich sucks cock its your own fault. You made the sandwich.

Low quality product

 

[Thorn]

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So, Taco Bell, which can't legally be regarded as food in some states, is a personal favorite, but El Pollo Loco is F-tier. I'm not even going to bother trying to understand that logic.

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

how old is lucas again? there's no way he isn't going to rope himself within the next 5 years at this rate of milking

this fag is 28

 

[Neko GF]

"They do not view me as a man".

You're right, Lucas. Being a man is a positive thing. I view Lucas as being a male paedophile.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

How do people hate Subway though. If the sandwich sucks cock its your own fault. You made the sandwich.

No you fucking retarded faggot, its because the bread/meat is low quality and you cant make a good sandwich without the right tools you FUCKING COCKSUCKER

I still love you though

 

[oh no im late for school]

Did he actually explain why he wants an EU citizienship and what he hopes how it will benefit him havong one or is it just another brain fart he got oh wait just ignore my post

it worked for roman polanski

 

[Winter]

So, Taco Bell, which can't legally be regarded as food in some states, is a personal favorite, but El Pollo Loco is F-tier. I'm not even going to bother trying to understand that logic.

Lucas is a pasty white faggot, he has shit taste

 

[Not Prower]

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drinking more sugar-y shit. also his teeth are fucking gross

I assume all the soda he drinks is turning his sweat into glaze as he looks like a fucking Krispy Kreme donut.

 

[BubbleButt]

How hard is it to tag ubereats support, tell them with words what happened, and then save the picture for DMs?

I'm beginning to wonder if these not-quite-carefully-framed-enough shots are intentional because this is the second time.

These are absolutely being coordinated and planned to make it look like KFers are stalking this retard to keep the grift going.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"They do not view me as a man".

That's not true. 99% of us here use male pronouns for Lucas.

 

[gildersleeve]

OH NO NOT A HATE CRIME. A hate crime in a pointless crown owned country. Effect?
Zero

 

[Merry]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

Inb4 late but I can't wait for the European doxing, if he thinks Euros will hold back he doesn't know Drachenlord LMAO

 

[Migraine Box]

He is back.

"You'll never not get jumpscared by me"

Spoiler: I know

jesus christ he looks like he hasn't showered in over a week

there's more grease on his face than a mcdonald's fryer

 

[make_it_so]

Imagine actually trying to read the whole thread and not using the highlight feature.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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drinking more sugar-y shit. also his teeth are fucking gross

Holy fuck you can kind of see the hairline receding from male pattern baldness. HRT is battling the Norwood Reaper and losing.

Maybe he’ll spend some of his $90k grift money on transplants. And instead of working, his shit will just get fucked up.

"They do not view me as a man".

You're right, Lucas. Being a man is a positive thing. I view Lucas as being a male paedophile.

He is a Chi Chi man.

 

[Bittersweet]

I wonder if someday kef's discord kittens and paypigs will ever come to terms with their use and abuse?
It's only a matter of time before self reflection hits, and they're forced to see the grifting, lies, and deceit this smug grease ball's put them through. Although maybe that's just a bit too optimistic. Troons & friends are experts at altering their perception of reality. How else would they cope with the harsh fact that they look nothing like their super cute heavily filtered profile?
Either way, love the content this thread's churned out
Keep being you Lucas!

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

this fag is 28

2 more years
trust the plan