Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Since Lucas mentioned EllenFromNowOn, here’s a link to his dox. Don’t post your apartment on social media, kids.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

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https://twitter.com/marxandmagneto/status/1561500820897615872

Uhhh... Guys?
Can any of you please @ Tarrant's account? I gotta use that as evidence so I can report it to the cyberpolice.

Just clarify, he didn't post the video here did he? I thought the issue was that Null refused to take down mirror links to it that people posted here.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Same energy

Ban anyone who knows what gender I am

 

[El Jagre]

Unwanted delivery saga? I WANT NO. MORE. FUCKING. MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When is Keffals throwing a wild fucking pool party?

 

[Marche]

The fact there was no corn in the order is pretty much 100% proof it was not sent by here.

 

[xQc]

They pinged a website in terminal and thought they were hacking.
God I love how retarded these kids are.

For the retarded kids browsing this forum lurking. You IP is logged whenever you visit/ping a site.
Null wouldn't do anything and you're lucky he wouldn't. The same doesn't go for Keffals. When you're on the shit list, who knows what he will do with that info.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The fact there was no corn in the order is pretty much 100% proof it was not sent by here.

No Chick-fil-A or equivalent twansphobic sandwich franchise either.

Do they have Five Guys in Canada? That would be a fun callback to Gamergate.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Same energy

Do you think Keffals has tried appearing offline yet?

 

[ToddleDoddle]

It literally makes no sense the "i was hacked" story.

How would the hacker know where to send the food? Did they also hack your device and harvest location pings keffals?

You ordered food. Played victim and posted a photo and are now lying...again.

I think the hacker story is bull shit but it's entirely possible the address was saved in the app. Then whoever hacked it could just select that address as the delivery location.

 

[Pee Cola]

They pinged a website in terminal and thought they were hacking.
God I love how retarded these kids are.

That's "Pajeet scammer running the TREE command and calling it a virus scan" levels of retardation.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Do you think Keffals has tried appearing offline yet?

I don't think Lucas knows what the word "offline" actually means.

 

[Wooper]

You know we all assume that Keffals wants to move to Europe but it would be so much funnier if it was Africa, Asia, or South America instead. C'mon Lucas no one would ever find you at any of those places. I'm sure they'll accept you & your ways too.
What will Lucas do if he gets doxed on another continent? Move to a new one? You only have several of those before you're hanging out in Antarctica with penguins.

 

[Tomie Ito]

No Chick-fil-A or equivalent twansphobic sandwich franchise either.

Do they have Five Guys in Canada? That would be a fun callback to Gamergate.

Five Guys exists in Ontario, and there is a Chick-fil-A in downtown Toronto

 

[Evilronald]

I decided to be autistic and add all this stuff up based on the rough prices in Canada.

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It's about C$125 worth of food. Add on six 4L jugs of milk to bathe catboys in (lmfao) and it's about $160 plus HST, delivery and tips. So a bit over 225.

It's worth pointing out how whoever ordered this food was considerate enough to order it in multiples of two, in combos, or order two combos from one place, one for keffals and one for the fiancee. Also all of it able to be refrigerated and eaten later. Even some non-perishable snack food. The only items that make no sense are the slush puppies and the supposed jugs of milk, but they could just toss it in the freezer.

If I were some sort of evil hacker who broke into her account to joke order a bunch of shit, I'd order say ten anchovy poutines or fifteen subway crab footlongs or other disgusting garbage. You know. The kind of stuff someone malicious would order if they broke into your account and wanted to fuck with you.

Conclusion: she ordered it herself and is making this all up as some excuse to claim being scared so she can justify a EU tour vacation. She's full of shit. Nothing new.

I guarantee that even if Lucas acknowledges this, he’ll say that they added a bunch of tips.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

Guys my Amazon was hacked and they placed an order to send some assorted sex toys to my address, wtf! I didn't order these btw it was that hacker

 

[Larry Trainor]

I snuck into the discord and ran a netstat with grep tools and ran a -ano switch on the batch file. Once I had that list I ran manage-bde on the file which deanonymized the IP addresses, leaving me with the attached list of IP address from everyone in the discord group.

You are not fat and I would have sex with you

 

[Super Guido]

Guys my Amazon was hacked and they placed an order to send some assorted sex toys to my address, wtf! I didn't order these btw it was that hacker

Did you try using them?

 

[LikeAStone]

Oh no I’m a murder what will I do? How will I l—



Not even trying anymore. Easy.

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

did anyone happen to archive Luke talking about the Kiwigglers?

 

[Soycast Guy]

I shouldn’t have tagged the nsfw stuff on the kiwiggler thread with spoilers. That’d be funny if Lucas scrolled past it and had Nikocado ass on his stream.