Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[make_it_so]

Cow of the Year.

No way anyone is topping this.

Don't be too confident - we still have four more months to go.

 

[Winter]

did anyone archive Luke talking about the Kiwigglers?

@Solid Hyrax archives all of Lucas' streams

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

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"'Stop giving out details?' Stop telling me what to do."

What a perfect summary of the sole source to Keffal's woe.

"Ban everyone giving me advice"
Keffals is like an amalgamation of the most entertaining lolcows

 

[F13 Key]

I guarantee that even if Lucas acknowledges this, he’ll say that they added a bunch of tips.

At least then the "hacker" believes in workers rights and paying people what their labor is worth. What a conscientious gesture.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I snuck into the discord and ran a netstat with grep tools and ran a -ano switch on the batch file. Once I had that list I ran manage-bde on the file which deanonymized the IP addresses, leaving me with the attached list of IP address from everyone in the discord group.

None of those words are in the Bible, but good job.
Or bad job, IDK what the fuck you did.

 

[Violence King]

Guys my Amazon was hacked and they placed an order to send some assorted sex toys to my address, wtf! I didn't order these btw it was that hacker

same hacker just ordered a .22 glock pistol for me! Somehow he knew my preferred FFL dealer and everything WTF
PS he also hacked my bank account to pay for the gun and looked up a bunch of Japanese milf porn using my computer too.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So considering Ralph and Zrcalo is on their side and they’re using Byuu’s name like crazy, are they going to use Hypnotist Sappho’s quote on quote suicide as one of Kiwi Farms’s high profile kill count??

Do we get to witness Keffals defending an actual zoophile twice?

 

[Violence King]

"Ban everyone giving me advice"
Keffals is like an amalgamation of the most entertaining lolcows

troonicron

 

[Montreal Duran]

Riveting Content Mr. Roberts

 

[Tomboy Supremacist]

leaving me with the attached list of IP address from everyone in the discord group.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

What I am implying is a fecalphiliac homo into exhibitionism displayed far more rationality than Lucas Roberts.

 

[LaxerBRO]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

She could have thrown in some food she bought herself and even taken a few items off just to give a fake location. But that would take hindsight.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Just clarify, he didn't post the video here did he? I thought the issue was that Null refused to take down mirror links to it that people posted here.

He didn't even knew this site existed in the first place, I don't know what type of drug these retards are using. What actually happened is that Jawsh refused to give all of our data to the New Zealand police, and take down the video that was first hosted here.
At the time, people were being arrested in New Zealand for watching the video MORE than you would for CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

Still, that never happened. It's just a narrative.

 

[Pill Cosby]

He's mad we didn't get him enough Subway sandwiches.

Jared lost weight only eating Subway Sandwiches which would be too much effort for Keffels.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Keffels is starting to feel like a regular here. But is he gonna be a DSP or a Drakkenlord? The autistic challenges point toward drakkenlord. Only time will tell.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Guys, help! A hacker just broke into my PSN account and locked my out of my Sonichu.net site. He left a message saying his name is Clyde Cash and won't stop until I never have a sweetheart.

 

[stalkerchild]

None of those words are in the Bible, but good job.
Or bad job, IDK what the fuck you did.

Sometimes you have to follow a dark path to be a true hacker. Alas, it is the life I have chose.

 

[Nick Gars]

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OH NO GUYS IT'S TRULY OVER!!

Do... *Double take* Do these niggers not understand what a VPN is? Not to mention most devices cycle IP's frequently these days, and a good deal of us know how to change our static ones too.
Have they even read the "sign-up" page?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

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She could have thrown in some food she bought herself and even taken a few items off just to give a fake location. But that would take hindsight.

Wow, I once rode on a bus named Alfred Einstein. I had to get off though, because the clapping was too loud.

 

[ten dollars off]

Has anyone seen a MtF troon where using HRT has actually done a "good" job? And by good, I mean helping them look like an actual woman and not a middle-aged man dealing with some kind of chronic illness that made them look sickly and lethargic. The results I see are comparable to slapping an aftermarket spoiler and flame decals on a Honda Civic, then claiming it's a true and honest sports car.