Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Reaper King]

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All I need is 60 seconds with you Kiwi chuds and I'd break you piece by piece

Hmmmm. This dumb faggot doesn't realize, he can't do shit. What's he going to do? Dilate at me? Can you even roll your fatass out your bedroom door? Fucking idiot.

 

[Freezard]

Up til now I thought the Keffals arc was boring and mostly just repulsive instead of entertaining but this repeated game of Where's Waldo is getting to be really funny. It reminds me of the good old days of the HWNDU Capture the Flag.

 

[CaesarDictator]

How can people even defend this piece of shit? Twitter is beyond me

 

[Zirnwyb]

The way Lucas looks at black people with this look of utter revulsion on his face is hilarious. Wasn't aware he was such a racist.

 

[Forester Moth]

will he become kev kev or death fat? he is certainly on the way there.

I think he probably gets his "fiancee" to buy him all this food. I'm suspecting he might have a feeder fetish considering how much he fucking eats.

Death fat keffals would be pretty great. I hope to see future mukbang level eating streams

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Lucas rides alone, which is why there's only one thread on him here.

I don’t think so. I mean there’s lots of lolcows associated with Lucas. Lawyer Troon Alex Caraballo is one of them, then you have the Zoosadist, and of course his cult and that Trihard who writes op Eds

 

[GaurdedRisk]

Oh noes! The uber eats dwiber has dawksed me! I guess I should GO TO AN AIR BNB AND THEN ENGLAND, instead of yknow, watching any of the dozens of decent yt chefs and being a reasonable member of the self-sufficient society. Please continue to waste your temporary wealth on useless splurging that will triple the cost of your living. I cannot wait for you to blame everyone else for everything forever. Disgusting.

 

[Doseferatu]

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You ninja'd me. I was working on one with the same song.

 

[the shoebill]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN



Also what do we know about his trip to Europe. Will it be permanent? Where will he go?

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Someone pointed it out earlier how horizontally squished his video feed is. That's why it looks like his face is two feet long- it's shrunken sideways to a comical degree in an attempt to hide his morbid obesity. It's legit at least 33% squished.

Maybe I'm just a feeder like Josh, but that nigga was more fuckable when he didn't squish his webcam. Now he just looks weird.

(Not that I'd fuck him with anything other than a 10 ft pole and a remote control car, its just if he wasn't squishing the webcam I might use a five foot pole instead)

 

[Forester Moth]

Oh noes! The uber eats dwiber has dawksed me! I guess I should GO TO AN AIR BNB AND THEN ENGLAND, instead of yknow, watching any of the dozens of decent yt chefs and being a reasonable member of the self-sufficient society. Please continue to waste your temporary wealth on useless splurging that will triple the cost of your living. I cannot wait for you to blame everyone else for everything forever. Disgusting.

I'm curious to see how he'll turn up when his current wealth and limited time in the micro-spotlight dries up. Either he tries to hold on and lives off of welfare for the rest of his miserable existence or he 41% himself.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Also, isn't he at a place with both a shower and air conditioning? Why is he so shiny with grease?
Looks like he's streaming from the inside of a shipping container left in the sun with that lighting and background.

 

[Sprate Header]

I don’t think so. I mean there’s lots of lolcows associated with Lucas. Lawyer Troon Alex Caraballo is one of them, then you have the Zoosadist, and of course his cult and that Trihard who writes op Eds

It's true that there's a lot of people around Keffals, but the only people with threads so far that are concretely part of the "Keffalsphere" are Lawyer Troon and Bobposting. Not really enough for a subforum, but that isn't set in stone forever, so who knows?

 

[Unabomber11]

You ninja'd me. I was working on one with the same song.

Don’t let it stop you…

Let the horses run

 

[B'owl]

Maybe I'm just a feeder like Josh, but that nigga was more fuckable when he didn't squish his webcam. Now he just looks weird.

(Not that I'd fuck him with anything other than a 10 ft pole and a remote control car, its just if he wasn't squishing the webcam I might use a five foot pole instead)

Why would you want to fuck THIS in the first place?

 

[RollinWhite]

Death fat keffals would be pretty great. I hope to see future mukbang level eating streams

Maybe he'll take a page out of Hasan Piker's book and start stuffing his throat on stream all the fucking time.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This dude sucks

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Why would you want to fuck him in the first place?

I like hyperbole. I wouldn't fuck him, just like coming up with weird analogies.

Edit: I would like to borrow his PS2 though. Mine broke and I really want to play battlefront again

 

[CaesarDictator]

Lucas should just move to Ukraine, no one knows about him in that area.

The Groomer of Kiev, helping the Ukrainians by sneaking HRT to the Russian forces water supply

 

[LaxerBRO]

Lucas should just move to Ukraine, no one knows about him in that area.

Keffals going through Ukrainian customs:

“Ukrainian border guards undress you and touch you everywhere,” Judis says. “You can see on their faces they’re wondering ‘what are you?’ like you’re some kind of animal or something.”