DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[clothes in my closet]

"The best way to get Phil's attention is to @ him with a female name and profile picture"

I tried to find the channel for this one, but couldn't

EDIT: now why would @Silverchair MATI me?

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

god dam man. this fishing gimmick he's selling so hard is so fucking retarded. i know the dents are.... well, dents but how do they watch this unironically?

 

[UaineRunei]

but how do they watch this unironically?

This applies to every single DSP stream, but sadly I don't think anyone figured out yet how this is possible.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This applies to every single DSP stream, but sadly I don't think anyone figured out yet how this is possible.

To be honest, I wasn't sure if what I said about Phil jiggling keys in front of babies was the equivalent of his gimmicks, but it's definitely apropos.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Has Phil ever touched a live fish in real life?

Khet's fish?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So when do we get one of the dents who fishes/has actually fished more than once in their life tells Phil that he's full of shit with all of his fishing "knowledge" from going fishing that one time with his dad?

 

[Adebisi]

I don't know if you all remember but Phil couple years ago used to make a lot more money from his marathons. But I suppose back then marathons weren't weekly things. His desperation only grows with his addictions.

His marathons on twitch use to be the ultimate double dip scam. He would scam whales to give gifted subs so he could hold a marathon. Then the point of the marathon was to scam $1000 off same whales.

This all died when. He was banned off twitch he has never been able to do it again.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Has Phil ever touched a live fish in real life?

Only if its been delivered by doordash or fried in grease.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Did...did Phil actually try to imply that Lucifer didn't deserve to fall? Did DSP actually try to defend Satan??

Bugged divinity mechanics dood, nothing he could do! Lucifer was intentionally making his internet connection bad so God got a cheap shot in when his throw connected and tossed him out of heaven.

 

[Iron Father]

Has Phil ever touched a live fish in real life?

Apparently he's a literal virgin, so no.

 

[Paladin Derich]

"The first tip of the day comes from Belphegor on Wheels who tipped $6.66 and says 'Jasper is outside sacrificing Kat to Beelzebub" ok then, thank you for getting the support started."

EDIT: Holy shit this literally is DSP...

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I nominate belphegor as phil's new alias.

Has Phil ever touched a live fish in real life?

He mentioned fishing with his dad a long time ago. But iirc, he said he just sat there, watched, and did absolutely nothing.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil throwing another hissyfit over people taking back likes over the fucking bubbles again. Phil, fucking grow a pair and follow through with getting rid of them. But you won't, because just like with everything else with your Internet Tough Guy persona, you're a fucking pussy.

 

[Kheapathic]

There's a Bass Pro Shop in "a direction I would go."

No adventurous spirit in the Burnell household.

 

[Grimlock]

He's begging extra hard for those goofy lures

 

[Dona Morte]

Look at muh SHRIMP! Where's the black lure DSP? Not enough representation. Good good. Show the lure I won't be able to see.
We will not see these on muh hat. I am CLOSING THE BOX. - DSP

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

We are really close to actually dangling keys in front of a camera for money. Amazing.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"No one comes up and says 'hi'."
Huh? But I thought you were the tough guy who said

46:20

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

His rant on Sephiroth and how FFVI was so much better is so dumb in more ways than could be humanly counted.

Also, for someone who claims to know Latin, he sure is clueless about the lyrics to ‘One-Winged Angel’. Until today, I’ve never heard anyone thinking the chorus ends with “Sephiros” instead of “Sephiroth”.

"FF6 is better than 7" is the biggest contrarian opinion in gaming. FF7 blows FF6 out the water.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Look at muh SHRIMP! Where's the black lure DSP? Not enough representation. Good good. Show the lure I won't be able to see.

Literally baiting for whales. This is beyond parody

 

[Pargon]

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Look at muh SHRIMP! Where's the black lure DSP? Not enough representation. Good good. Show the lure I won't be able to see.
We will not see these on muh hat. I am CLOSING THE BOX. - DSP

>no red/white bass-oreno

Fucking amateur.