Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

> "REEEEE Kiwifarms is totally obsessed with me! REEEEE"
> LITERALLY HASN'T SHUT UP ABOUT US FOR LONGER THAN TWO MINUTES

>Meanwhile
"HEY FRENS THIS KIWIGGLER THING IS COOL

If Lucas shut the fuck up for the past 2 days we would have forgotten he existed while we played with our new meme.

 

[Unabomber11]

ive never seen those photos before but i recently heard that "Funky Town" was the name (given?) to a gore shock video with said song playing over it

This, exactly

I’m just sayin Keffals should go there…

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

They always bring up these suicides and yet literally none of them were directly because of us. Terryberry offed herself because of her boyfriend, Sagal was mentally fucked long before anyone found him, and Byuu isn't even dead.

You're wrong. Their lives were peachy up until the very second in which they lost their iPod the Farms called them unfuckable faggots. It was all down hill from there.

 

[Burg]

Lucas can’t even hold MLK’s nuts. The FBI would never even consider capping his ass, he’s so insignificant. Fucking retards think that some dumbass streamer has any effect socially other than peaking people. I hope Twitter joggers beat this retard into submission.

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Ugly white boy part 37

This is peak evolution. The creature can see threats approaching from the left and right simultaneously, it's head is flat and thick with a broad forehead: perfect as a bludgeoning tool.

 

[broadrod31]

Keffels isn't a MLK, but he definitely wants to MLK (molest little kids).

 

[Vesperus]

>Meanwhile
"HEY FRENS THIS KIWIGGLER THING IS COOL

If Lucas shut the fuck up for the past 2 days we would have forgotten he existed while we played with our new meme.

Fucker just worked out he can squeeze $100k a week out of retards by being oppressed™

Would you give up? I wouldn't, I'd milk that cow to its grave.

And everyone around this, from the farms to cloudflare to YouTubers commenting on the shitshow, is getting free content & publicity.

The only people losing here are the paypigs. It's glorious.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Kefflas is fat and I would not have sex with him

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Fucker just worked out he can squeeze $100k a week out of retards by being oppressed™

Would you give up? I wouldn't, I'd milk that cow to its grave.

And everyone around this, from the farms to cloudflare to YouTubers commenting on the shitshow, is getting free content & publicity.

The only people losing here at the paypigs. It's glorious.

he definitely found a lucrative cash cow here. not sure he wont see diminishing returns, but i'd predict that as long as he isnt incredibly retarded at how he plays his cards then he can continue to bring in a decent wad of cash for the foreseeable future.

wondering how long it will be before he decides he needs to go on another vacation and it just happened that some terrible things happens causing him to run a go fund me?

 

[Waifuchu]

i'd predict that as long as he isnt incredibly retarded

So, bankruptcy imminent?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Funky Town is a gore video of a Mexican cartel murdering a man but first they have flayed his face off with a box cutter and continuing inflict torture on him while the songs Sweet Child of Mine and Funky Town play.

Man’s inhumanity to man indeed.

 

[Nigella]

"I have been doxed and am in fear of my life"

>continues to post about his location
>tells people how he was doxed

I hate

 

[draggs]

lol
Who's this mod he's been talking to?
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MANY

SUCH

CASES

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

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PLEAESEEE MISTER CLOUDFLARE TAKE DOWN DEE NAZI MURDERERSS!!!!!

This is literally false though? Stormfront has been under fedwatch for 20 years now because so many of their registered users have gone onto commit IRL hate crimes. It was even the subject of a HBO documentary called hate dot com.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Already deleted. If he’s leaving today, that’s a nice any% for fleeing the country. I’m sorry Ireland.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

 

[Akashic Retard]

This tweet is nothing but it made me laugh.
A brainlet pontificates about the "kiwifarms supply chain" and "schotastic violence" :

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

We can’t keep getting away with it! (We can)

 

[Harvey Danger]

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PLEAESEEE MISTER CLOUDFLARE TAKE DOWN DEE NAZI MURDERERSS!!!!!

How the fuck can one be "complicit in" a suicide? Unless it's assisted euthanasia, suicide is an individual act that no one other than the dead person can commit in part.

Lucas, either you're a retard or you don't understand how words work. I know you're trying to lie, but your drug-addled brain is screwing up in ways anyone can recognize.

 

[veri]

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Quit implying you're going to pull a Byuu and fake off yourself. You don't have any marketable skills to maintain your first-world lifestyle, you can't live without the online attention also lol your opsec good luck.

after today i’m convinced the worst thing that can happen to lucas is going out the elvis way. he’s had a past with opiates, and if that sized doordash order is a regular thing for him then it’s only a matter of time.

 

[Tomboy Supremacist]

Fuck Lolcow of the year, Lucas wins Lolcow of the decade.

What other Lolcow has had four different reasons to be featured simultaneously within four days?