Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Amber Turd]

Cog is a weak minded drug addicted man-child who has been unable to keep jobs for retards for more than a couple weeks; from delivery boy, working at a gas station, at a warehouse and as some sort of phone translator (he was very proud of this one, he claimed he provided great advice to his boss but the next day he was fired and was shit talking her on twitter. So he has been forced to "work" at the lowest possible job known to mankind, youtube streamer. The guy has been around since the skeptic era, so there will be plenty to say about this one. His main capos are @Spectre_06 and Fembot (who he correctly identified as Queen of Bantz in one of his streams). Has blood feuds with Ear Juice and the Gunt and he clearly dislikes Warski and PPP.

Anyway here are some classic Cog moments:

Smug Cog with the bitch he would try to ruin during last Christmas:

Smug Cog with faggot ice cream:

Smug cowboy Cog talking about the bitch he would try to ruin during last Christmas:

Just sad:

 

[JustStopDude]

I just remember catching a few minutes of a cog stream where he was moving out of one council flat to another.

Side note for the Americans, that is public housing for Brit Bongs.

Even though most of his stuff had already moved, you could see how much utter filth and trash he was leaving. I refuse to believe this guy once cleaned his bathroom. An entire wall in the bathroom was black with mode, who he blamed on the council. I'm guessing in the UK, chavs don't clean.

It was like Tonkasaw doing an MTV Cribs style reveal of his trailer home. Its amazing how his accent tricks people into thinking he isn't just utter trash.

 

[AltisticRight]

Reminder that Cog and Dan still aren't in jail despite Ethan Ralph's hollering and whinging.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I just remember catching a few minutes of a cog stream where he was moving out of one council flat to another.

Side note for the Americans, that is public housing for Brit Bongs.

Even though most of his stuff had already moved, you could see how much utter filth and trash he was leaving. I refuse to believe this guy once cleaned his bathroom. An entire wall in the bathroom was black with mode, who he blamed on the council. I'm guessing in the UK, chavs don't clean.

It was like Tonkasaw doing an MTV Cribs style reveal of his trailer home. Its amazing how his accent tricks people into thinking he isn't just utter trash.

It’s common for people who live in public housing, American or UK, to treat it like a pig stye. Cog is lucky he’s in the UK because in the USA it’s very rare for able bodied, single, adult men to receive public housing. In the USA public housing is prioritized for parents with dependent children, disabled people and the elderly.

I think most streamers live like Cog. Most have the sense to at least set the place they stream at like a stage so it looks presentable and nice, but outside the frame is gross.

I doubt Ralph is moving anywhere but if he is, unlike Cog, he will not show anything about it.

Ralph has always tried to meticulously hide everything about his living conditions. We got to see how gross his bedroom was at mom’s house in the sex tape. He lived in a hoarded trash pile with old broken ass furniture and crap piled everywhere.

At his current house we’ve seen only tiny glimpses of the place. Pantsu sleeps on a bed with no pillow cases or sheets. They use only disposable dishes because they their tiny kitchen has no dishwasher and apparently SAHM Pantsu isn’t capable of washing dishes in a sink.

Ralph tries to flex on the tiniest shit. He loves to stream himself in hotels or out and about but he’s deeply ashamed of his home and living conditions with good reason - it’s trashy and gross af but that’s what he’s comfortable with.

 

[Devious Dave]

I always see this guy in my home feed on YouTube he streams constantly is he unemploymed? No offense to him when I say this because he doesn't seem like a evil dude but he acts like the type of guy who should be a Walmart greeter

 

[GuitarRevi]

I always see this guy in my home feed on YouTube he streams constantly is he unemploymed? No offense to him when I say this because he doesn't seem like a evil dude but he acts like the type of guy who should be a Walmart greeter

COG is a britbong benefit scrounger, always has been. Don't think he's ever held a job for a significant period of time. Typical brittish council estate scum.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

I always see this guy in my home feed on YouTube he streams constantly is he unemploymed? No offense to him when I say this because he doesn't seem like a evil dude but he acts like the type of guy who should be a Walmart greeter

Like the previous guy said. He is permanently on the dole. He can't hold a job because he is an extremely retarded narcissist that thinks he is smarter than the management. I have known about this retard since around 2018. He runs around every little incident that happens in his communities that he is part of and tries to involve himself in the "drama". Then when people tell him to fuck off, he then gets extremely upset and reacts in an extremely autistic way by demanding to get on people's shows in their chats and dms. Also will get on something that might bump up his views and then he make tons of streams about them trying to milk it as much as he can. Then when he has nothing he just steals cop videos from successful YouTube creators and "reacts" to them, never adding anything insightful or funny. He basically just tells you what you just saw and acts like it is PRIMO content.

Cog's most hilarious feature is his inability to not screw his friends over. This guy has more knives in people's back than Andy Warski and that is IMPRESSIVE. He will scour through his private DM's with people in order to release them to stir up drama between him and his intended target. He is hilariously unfunny and dumb. The guy's brain is so fucking fried from years of drug abuse. He can't logic anything to a reasonable conclusion even when provided black and white evidence.

 

[Shek$il]

Cog is a retarded faggot along with his pet Dan, and it was extremely feminine to 2v1 Ralph in Portugal with Dan sucker punching him from behind when Ralph expected to fight Cog. Cog's never made me laugh nor put a smile on my face. Cog has no talent, he has no charisma, he has no success. Cog is a rat-toothed angloid man twisted by autism and narcissism into a crude mockery of content.

All the “validation” he gets is transient and dishonest. Behind his back people roll their eyes. His parents are disgusted and ashamed of him, Cog's “friends” hate his dumb nigger welfare leeching. People are utterly repulsed by Cog. Thousands of content creators of any repute have allowed viewers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when Cog tries to do something “kino” it's just committing a crime in broad daylight. His bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if he manages to get a drunk person to tune in, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he realizes Cog is incapable of being funny or entertaining. He will never be happy. He will wrench out a british grimace every single morning and tell himself he's going to make it, but deep inside the depression creeps up like a weed. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - he’ll get a knot license, buy a rope, tie a noose, get a suicide license, put it around his neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. His parents won't even look for him, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Cog will not be buried, but rather left to rot in his dingey council room. No one will know he's in there, and when they do dump his rotten corpse into a landfill, the surrounding garbage will become even less relevant.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I just remember catching a few minutes of a cog stream where he was moving out of one council flat to another.

Side note for the Americans, that is public housing for Brit Bongs.

Even though most of his stuff had already moved, you could see how much utter filth and trash he was leaving. I refuse to believe this guy once cleaned his bathroom. An entire wall in the bathroom was black with mode, who he blamed on the council. I'm guessing in the UK, chavs don't clean.

It was like Tonkasaw doing an MTV Cribs style reveal of his trailer home. Its amazing how his accent tricks people into thinking he isn't just utter trash.

You are forgetting the craziest part - this nigga painted his LIVING ROOM FLOOR BLACK.

He painted his floor. His fucking floor. His computer chair had scratched the paint off of the surface of the floor. Insanity.

 

[Devious Dave]

Like the previous guy said. He is permanently on the dole. He can't hold a job because he is an extremely retarded narcissist that thinks he is smarter than the management. I have known about this retard since around 2018. He runs around every little incident that happens in his communities that he is part of and tries to involve himself in the "drama". Then when people tell him to fuck off, he then gets extremely upset and reacts in an extremely autistic way by demanding to get on people's shows in their chats and dms. Also will get on something that might bump up his views and then he make tons of streams about them trying to milk it as much as he can. Then when he has nothing he just steals cop videos from successful YouTube creators and "reacts" to them, never adding anything insightful or funny. He basically just tells you what you just saw and acts like it is PRIMO content.

Cog's most hilarious feature is his inability to not screw his friends over. This guy has more knives in people's back than Andy Warski and that is IMPRESSIVE. He will scour through his private DM's with people in order to release them to stir up drama between him and his intended target. He is hilariously unfunny and dumb. The guy's brain is so fucking fried from years of drug abuse. He can't logic anything to a reasonable conclusion even when provided black and white evidence.

He really seemed more of a DSP or wings kinda guy to me which neither of those guys use alcohol or drugs (one compliment I can give them)
I'm surprised to hear that he abuses drugs
Maybe DSP is an alcoholic? But i know wings for sure doesn't drink or smoke or anything it's something he's very proud of

 

[Muad'Dick]

Nice stream nigger.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Nice stream nigger.

The stream was perplexing, I've never seen a man openly read his own KF thread live on air before ever while yelling. Very bizarre.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

This is one of those threads where a hardcore, pre-Stream.me era oldfag would be extremely helpful. I only really became aware of Ralph post-St Jude fiasco and during the stream.me era, but I've been told that there is a extremely deep rabbit hole when it comes to Cog and Ralph's bad blood with eachother that involves Ralph using Plate Gang to try and ruin Cog's life and get his family to disown him. I've also heard some really suspect rumors about MetokurFembot of all people doing some underhanded, life-ruination shit in tandem with Plate Gang when it comes to cog, so if someone is more well versed on the subject it would provide some good context.

Ralph intervieuwed cog's brother and if iirc doxed someone close to cog.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Ralph intervieuwed cog's brother and if iirc doxed someone close to cog.

Well to be fair to Ralph if your brother is willing to come on to an e-show to talk shit about you, then you have to be two things 1) white trash 2) such a major piece of shit that your own flesh and blood hates you.

 

[Sammich]

any link to the stream where he read his own thread, i gotta see thsi shit.

 

[CringeMomma]

any link to the stream where he read his own thread, i gotta see thsi shit.

 

[Keranu]

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Hey Ralph how does it feel to know Cog is sleeping with your ex wife?

 

[AltisticRight]

I say he's likable IMO because he seems to be the only one in this sektur that doesn't let fake "internet friendship" cloud his judgement. When people were by Tonka, he called him out. Same applies to Ralph's guntguards and that Thomas Wellington whatever Jewish idiot. How long did Rand and Gator stick to Ralph?

His show is fucking boring and unwatchable, the constant donation interruptions and his shameless grifting is worse than the Kino Casino.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

I say he's likable IMO because he seems to be the only one in this sektur that doesn't let fake "internet friendship" cloud his judgement. When people were by Tonka, he called him out. Same applies to Ralph's guntguards and that Thomas Wellington whatever Jewish idiot. How long did Rand and Gator stick to Ralph?

His show is fucking boring and unwatchable, the constant donation interruptions and his shameless grifting is worse than the Kino Casino.

No Cog wants internet fwendships with people. His problem is he can't maintain them because his snake DNA is greater than his human DNA. He was fwends with people like Tonka, until he saw an opportunity to fuck him for some views and donations. Then he was confused (legit he was) that Tonka wanted nothing to do with him after shit talking him. Did it with that Thomas Ellington guy too. He even recorded his "fwend" in private like Ralph has to use it against him. Cog doesn't understand normal human interactions, like I said before. His brain is damaged from all his drug abuse. He isn't trying for new "fwends" now because he knows everyone knows what kind of snake he really is. His last group of "fwends" ditched him after making fun of him being a cuck (and he couldn't handle it) with some toothless redneck in Texas or something for his last gf he cried about cheating on him with. As far as I can tell his gf that "cheated" just got even for when he broke up with her.

TLDR Cog is a loser that barely has a grip on reality.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

After watching Cog bitching about his thread live on stream, my overall impression of him is that he's not lolcow worthy because he's not the funny kind of smug that ends disastrously because of hubris, but rather he's the boring kind of smug that you encounter everywhere. It's not entertaining and at the end of it you think "this guy's a twat, moving on" and that's about the extent of it.