Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Meat Target]

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>Long John Silver's gets a "B"

I have never been in an LJS that was not a hovel of grease and flies. The Health Department should burn them all down, but that would pollute.

 

[Ricky Bobby and his quest]

Trannies who try to creep on women’s only spaces (especially in conservative Muslim countries) would be killed on site or at least jailed and beaten within an inch of their lives.

Saudi Arabia is the heart of the kiwi farms infidelity! We need a stunning and brave hero to assimilate their society into a woke melting pot of troons to truly get cloudfare to bend the knee!

 

[Super Guido]

>Long John Silver's gets a "B"

I have never been in an LJS that was not a hovel of grease and flies. I'd say burn them all down as unfit for occupancy, but that would pollute.

Since Keffals is half grease, half human, maybe that's the appeal.

 

[Not Prower]

What grows faster, Keffals' GoFundMe or this thread's pagecount? And is this a race, perhaps?

His BMI.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Spoiler: NSFW

kellals in 10 yrs

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

What grows faster, Keffals' GoFundMe or this thread's pagecount? And is this a race, perhaps?

The threads page count. The GoFraudMe cuck bux have slowed to a crawl. That is why Lucas has been sperging out about everything. He is trying to keep the grift going.

 

[Dread First]

They look the same to the guy controlling the drone.

Yes, and so did the Viet Cong and Vietnamese civilians during the 1960s.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

Yes, and so did the Viet Cong and Vietnamese civilians during the 1960s.

I don't think they had drones in the 1960s.

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Holy shit I love the guy who made the doxbin on keffals' dad

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I just don't have faith that a company like CloudFlare won't yield and try to appease the mob if the harassment gets too intense, and in that case, what next?

The Farms have had so many people complain about it, the 100,000 tard to contact them wins a 1995 Toyota Corolla.

In Scrap Yard Condition

isn't weird how so many of Lucas' favorites were ordered? Don't Pizza Prankers usually order stuff that is inedible, not the subject's favorite goyslops?

Exactly, you either send out jugs of peas or 10+ Double Gin and Tonics to a table of two like happened on Twitter with people messing with the Weatherspoons App.

You fuck around and piss people off. If someone was actually doing that you send a ton of utterly useless food. Portions of plain rice with fuck all with it, Or a Subway Sandwhich with utterly nothing on it, or a stupid McDonalds order.

Keffals aint been hacked shit because the thought of wasting food makes their vision go blurry (though that's a sign of the heart attack the grease is bringing).

 

[Dread First]

I don't think they had drones in the 1960s.

Nah, they had actual pilots doing the bombing back then. Drones are the easy way out of looking your prey in the eye and killing them

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Nigger

 

[Pitbull Victim]

In light of the Dublin arc, an Irish Kiwiler:

♪ Get out you're fat and trans, you've got the hairline of a man. ♪

 

[Not Prower]

isn't weird how so many of Lucas' favorites were ordered? Don't Pizza Prankers usually order stuff that is inedible, not the subject's favorite goyslops?

I guarantee that he probably just ordered his dinner on some occasions and just framed it as a troll pizza order in order to manufacture outrage.

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

@Shpongoolio Trismegistus I hope your useless degree in psychology is helping you succeed in other parts of your life. Right here it makes you look like an autistic looney who should take his meds. And stop reading Jung you fucking cuck.

Sorry, man. I forgot that big words make ur brain hurty.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

I'd skip Dublin if he's trying to avoid being doxxed. All the trannies know each other, it'll only take one to let slip where he's at.

 

[Brutality]

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Implying he doesn't join the 41% hall of shame

 

[Swirling weeb]

Man Canadians are weird

 

[Flight Deck]

Also, I find it funny that Keffals thinks that people hate him just because he's trans, and not because he's an asshole that is intoxicating teenagers with do-it-yourself HRT and openly encouraging swatting.

This is a good opportunity as any to bring up this tweet, originally posted and archived by Winter, way back on page 236 (it's really been that long).

I've said that keffals was very likely an obnoxious, selfish, stupid asshole before transitioning, and nearly everything seen so far just continues to prove that.

 

[ForTheHoard]

This is a good opportunity as any to bring up this tweet, originally posted and archived by Winter, way back on page 236 (it's really been that long).

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I've said that keffals was very likely an obnoxious, selfish, stupid asshole before transitioning, and nearly everything seen so far just continues to prove that.

He's transgendered?