DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Just to reply to @SauceRyuKen 's post:

There's a simple reason (in my opinion) that DSP has become unwatchable: his fans. No, I'm not talking about whales, ironic fans, Clark, Derich... No, none of them. I'm talking about the Handholders.

There's a group of dentheads that spend the ENTIRE STREAM guiding Phil through the game, step-by-step. Not only that, when he's not streaming they're sending him guides upon guides about OP weapons, cheating the game, how to beat the game, how to 100% the game, everything.

He doesn't play games anymore. He just execute instructions live on stream. It's fucking boring for everyone, but people like Darziak, Swagginz and Papavera can't help themselves. They're the absolute worst DSP fans by far.
 
Been that way for a few years. Archives and insightful shit isn't the highlight anymore. We had like two posters the year before last that were always making banger posts, always insightful, lots of archived items. Now it's just his daily superchats/tips and garbage.

DSP has become entirely unwatchable. No single human can actually stare at the abyss that is his "content" and come back sane. Attempt at analysis causes a breakdown of ones mental process. All we can do is point and laugh at the unceasing horror.
 
Not even SkillUp could fit in something positive about the game... That shit is DoA.
Polygon seems to be the only site with a glowing review and they had no choice after all the hyping it up and shit talking the fans who thought the new game looked like garbage with the Gen Z woke crap.
 
Just to reply to @SauceRyuKen 's post:

There's a simple reason (in my opinion) that DSP has become unwatchable: his fans. No, I'm not talking about whales, ironic fans, Clark, Derich... No, none of them. I'm talking about the Handholders.

There's a group of dentheads that spend the ENTIRE STREAM guiding Phil through the game, step-by-step. Not only that, when he's not streaming they're sending him guides upon guides about OP weapons, cheating the game, how to beat the game, how to 100% the game, everything.

He doesn't play games anymore. He just execute instructions live on stream. It's fucking boring for everyone, but people like Darziak, Swagginz and Papavera can't help themselves. They're the absolute worst DSP fans by far.
He would have never gotten through elden ring if wasn't for chat and his elden ring library on discord he cheesed the entire end game too. Honestly outside of a couple boss fights the playthrough was extremely boring. The situation Phil is in now is entirely his fault. His channel will never grow, his views and $$$ will continue to dwindle because he can't learn from his mistakes because in his reality he did nothing wrong and he's always the victim. He is a dmca or guidelines strike away from losing most of his income and he knows that. Panic and coping will be all he does now because he's just to retarded to change. One day he will say nigger or faggot live and lose it all you'll see.
 
There's a group of dentheads that spend the ENTIRE STREAM guiding Phil through the game, step-by-step. Not only that, when he's not streaming they're sending him guides upon guides about OP weapons, cheating the game, how to beat the game, how to 100% the game, everything.
The backseat driver impulse is pretty strong in people who really love a game. This is why actually interesting lets players & streamers have rules against backseat advice.

You can even see it in this thread a few pages back. Some people (no offense) love FF7 so much, they can't help themselves and must explain how it is played correctly. No shit sherlock! Phil's a retard. He plays every game incorrectly. I just hope they are red pilled about Phil enough that they'd never try to engage him about that. It's some weird autistic, ocd impulse, where they can't just sit back and laugh at the retard doing retarded shit, they have to correct them.
 
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Apparently Saints Row is trash. Can we get some bets on how long it'll take Dave to wage quit?

Phil's enjoyment of any media while streaming is proportionate to the amount of money that he gets. When the tips start rolling in, Saints Row will be the best game he ever played. But the minute the tips start dying down, he'll start listing the game's mistakes, glitches, and shortcomings, which he'd have likely already seen from either Twitter or IGN.

Greed is Phil's only motivation. If he's making money from Saints Row, he'll claim that the game is great, and that all the other people who thought it was shit are nudnicks who don't know what they're talking about. He never changes.
 
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