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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
cant you find flight information publicly, or at least very easily?
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Yes.
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Likely flights he could be on. London is a shit airport, so I went with Toronto.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
cant you find flight information publicly, or at least very easily?
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Yes I was just being lazy and guesstimating. It also depends on how many stops as Expedia for example has the top result as 10 hours with 1 stopover.

So my 10-11 hour guesstimate was pretty spot on to be fair, You basically need to fly from London to Toronto, then get the cross Atlantic flight to Dublin. 1 airline can do it in 9 hours 30 but it'll cost an extra $800 (from a $1051 charge for the 10 hour option)

Edit: yeah seems London airport is shit, you can just go from Toronto to Dublin for $450 non stop in 6 hours 35m).
 
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Dread First said:
Do you happen to know the closest airport to Keffals? I’m not 100% sure, but I don’t think there are many direct flights from YVR (British Columbia) to Dublin. I think those would be more likely between YYZ (Toronto) or YUL (Quebec) and Dublin though.
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There are some direct flights from vancouver, though its likely he'll take a connecting flight from the east side.
 
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LikeAStone said:
Since Lucas and friends are reading, I have a message:

Dear Keffals and “friends”,
everything I have done is legal. I will continue to do it. I have no shame and feel no guilt for you or your plight.

Seethe and dilate.

Sincerely,
LikeAStone.
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Dear Keffals and friends,

I have no idea who you are, or at least, I didn't before you got a big ladydick and decided that some drunken hecklers in the internet's cheap seats are the source of all your woes.

Until just a few days ago, I was content to ignore you; you were a non-entity to me. Just another terminally-online eunuch who confuses algorithms with real human interaction.

But now that you've decided that our autistic treehouse must be burned down, I can't help but watch and laugh as you impotently scream and flail into the void as you fail to light a match.

Your problems are all self-imposed by acting like a jackass online. I can tell you firsthand that logging the fuck off and touching grass does wonders for your mood and mental health.

Use that $100k from your paypigs to take a trip to somewhere there's no wifi or cell signal. There's a big, beautiful world outside of fucking screens.

Love, Meat Target
 
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aviationSatan said:
Familiar saga figure Liz Fong-Dong-Jones has gone mental and has shifted his socmedia posts to exclusively 'fighting' the farm on behalf of keffals, here are some highlights for posterity's sake
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My man, karma isn't real. Cloudflare execs should probably think about their business instead of made up shit a competitor is demanding they spend a lot of time thinking about.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
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Likely flights he could be on. London is a shit airport, so I went with Toronto.
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God DAMN, Air Canada or Aer Lingus? Whichever will he pick? Gee, it’s not like air freight websites can’t already be scrubbed for flight data because cargo comes on passenger planes nowadays, right?

Courtesy of IAG Cargo (https://iagcargo.com)

BA094 (YUL-LHR)
BA084 (YVR-LHR)
BA092 / BA098 (YYZ-LHR)

These are all going to London Heathrow and these are regular flights that go to and from Canada/England with both passengers and cargo. If a direct flight from YVR to DUB isn’t possible, a connection to LHR would suffice.
 
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Utterly Disgusted said:
Tourist advice

Going out in Dublin alone is a really good idea - livestream it, it's also a really cheap place to stay, and the locals love fat Canadians. I'd try one of the small pubs, avoid Wetherspoons or corporate heteronormative places with transphobic kiwifarm-esque bouncers, you want to connect with the locals and stay safe.

Order a Budweiser and tell the bartender not to give you any of that Guinness shit, they like to try to scam Americans by giving it away instead of what they ordered. It's the law that they have to serve you with a smile; you are entitled to a refund otherwise.

Politics and religion can be a touchy topic. If they come up, the only acceptable opinion is that Ireland, Eire, and Britain are the same thing and you don't know what they're talking about. Be as dismissive and faggy as possible - think Milo Yiannopolous but more Greek.

Religion wise, I like to avoid taking a side: "Anglican is the only way. If it's good enough for Londoners, it's good enough for you fucking rubes, am I right?" Then you just close your eyes and wait for the high fives, my man fat man.

If on the other hand you've found yourself.... surrounded has negative connotations.... encircled by Ireland's more exotic residents, well you can take solace in all the money you'll grift after your uninvestigated homo beating amid the stunning architecture of historic Dublin.

It might seem disrespectful, but Potato Nigger is an affectionate word that's usually only said by each other, but if used confidently WILL win the respect of any glaring gypsy.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll manage to have worse ideas, so have fun!
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You forgot liberal use of the word knacker.
 
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In order to add oomph to his twitter crusade for keffals, Liz Fong-Dong-Jones is going to stream in around 4 hours, I don't really get what he's going to do, but he clearly intends on doing something that he believes will force Cloudflare's hand into taking action. This is fantasy, as all that matters in business is making a profit, not to mention Cloudflare repeatedly stating they don't intend on censoring any more websites after what happened with Daily Stormer.
 
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