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The mvoement that is rallied around tons of troons..is not even trending on twitter. It should be but isn't.
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I was sent that by a buddy. That was the extent of whatever "movement" was being astroturfed in existence on social media, on behalf of Keffirs.
 
:stress: noooooooooooooo please don't join the forum en mass and get yourselves doxed for no reason noooooooooooooooooo :stress:
It's not like not joining is helping them not get doxed.
@The Periodic Gamer those guys aren't even close to being interesting. Jesus christ, another newfag doing dumb shit.
Was going to edit it, but when I got to it a mod had already done it.

Oh, and words cannot convey my disbelief that the eloquent words of "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" were somehow misunderstood as to mean that I gave a damn about what you do or do not consider important.

In case that was also misunderstood; Cope, Seethe, Dilate.
 
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Uh oh, what do we do next kiwichuds?

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Well, we are obviously done for. As everyone knows, the average consumer of mainstream network news is web developers and tech executives who actually understand what Cloudflare even is, so obviously Cloudflare will be forced to drop KF! Run for your lives!
 
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No other cow on the Farms has Main Character Syndrome THIS bad. CWC's was at least funny because he believed he had interdimensional superpowers, but Lucas talks like he's an anime protagonist IRL. He sounds like Byuu more and more every day he makes some gay masturbatory speech about how he will DEFEAT the EVIL Keewee Farmers with the power of friendship or love or some shit like that.

What's his special move name gonna be? My suggestions are:

"KIWI KASTRATOR!" (キウイクラッシャー!)
"AMHOLE ARMAGEDDON!!" (アンホール ハルマゲドン!!)
"CATBOY CRUSHER!!" (キャットボーイクラッシャー!!)

and of course, his true final ultimate attack:
"ギガハイパー メガディレーションディバイダー タコベル トイレブレイカー ストーム斬鉄拳 ドリルEX NEO スマッシャーDX!!"
 
Troon Keffal guard Liz Fong-Ching-Chong-Jones is about to go live on twitch to talk about Kiwifarms and Cloudflare.


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Edit: lol ninja'd
If you want to watch Kermit talk there are better avenues then this.
 
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No other cow on the Farms has Main Character Syndrome THIS bad. CWC's was at least funny because he believed he had interdimensional superpowers, but Lucas talks like he's an anime protagonist IRL. He sounds like Byuu more and more every day he makes some gay masturbatory speech about how he will DEFEAT the EVIL Keewee Farmers with the power of friendship or love or some shit like that.
Maybe they are actually suicidal, they seem to be enjoying all of this attention and being able to be the "martyr." A regular person would just go on with their daily lives and not care what a site of autists think of them.
 
Take a wild guess how this was received
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Lucas isn't even in danger from Kiwi Farms. The only thing that he's in danger of is 41%ing himself if he has to go a single waking hour without a dopamine hit from all of the attention, whether it's from trolls milking lulz, or from retards who go along with his victim narrative grift.
 
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