DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
are we really arguing about whether or not to call Phil by his first name right now? I kinda hate you people
The artist formerly know as DarkSydePhil.

for those unaware the phil in darksydephil stands for Phil, its short for his name, phillip. More u know.

we reaching levels of retardation even the most dented couldn't produce.
 
A Vtuber is watching Phil make Tuna Sandwich...
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She's from Phase Connect and their most popular talent (Pippa Pipkin) actually lurks here. I don't think she's a Phil detractor but she very obviously reads some of the threads here, to the point that management had to crack down on her covering lolcow content.
 
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Autocorrect strikes again or....?
 
Phil has had the 20th season of Simpsons smell around him for a while now. He sucks and his initial draw of being retarded at videogames is long gone so I understand people wanting to spice things up. The most fun in a while was when we got that picture of Khet where she looked like the gungan king from the prequel Star Wars movies.

Speaking of Khet and regarding Bayonetta 3 I think it's pretty obvious that she is the reason he can't play it. Do you think she's passive-aggressive about it, like if they're watching tv and there's an ad with a pretty lady and he doesn't shield his eyes enough she gets really distant and moves away from him on the couch and only responds with one word answers? Or do you think she's really in his face? WHY DO YOU NEED TO PLAY BAYONETTA PHIL? DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER? IS IT BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR YOU? I'LL LEAVE YOUR BROKE ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Khet gives me the impression of a person who is quiet around people she doesn't know but once she's familiar with you she's very talkative. In relationships the more submissive partner tends to mirror the dominant one and Phil has definitely adopted her mannerisms with his bizarre valley girl inflections becoming so overdone he's starting to come across as a catty old queer. Then there's that weird episode where he seemed terrified of speaking too loudly in his own house and had to close his door in case Khet heard him doing his jahb.
Obviously I'm only speculating but there's a very weird dynamic going on in that house.
 
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