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Are you not American? We don't call anyone Mr. anything. Shit, we even call Jesus by his first name. I'm not going to give Phil better treatment.
Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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PieceofShet
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Thats a really weird thing to complain about.
QuestionMark_
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That is a very specific nit-pick, but Mr. Burnell is some next level shit. Last person to call him that was probably Nancy.
QuestionMark_
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That's a lot to take in. What a successful streamer he is!
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TL;DR of the slapfight: Literally just make Liquid DSP's Discord server where you say big ups whoever and plan your gayops away from Kiwi to avoid liability, then come post results of succesful gayops here. Save face when inevitably some of the gayops fail. 'Member Lavrentiyberia? I 'member.
Another TL;DR: Just don't plan gayops here and we'll be cool hopefully. Just post results through a leak if you're gonna do that. I doubt anyone will judge you. And yeah, I kinda resent how we're just a 419 eating (Scammers getting fucked with) board now but Phil himself brought that around. Someone convince him to just get his ass turned inside out on Strive, quick! It'll be easier for everyone!
Look, my dudes, Nigel goes around on a doxxing spree, or gets Phil departnered and articles written about him and we all hail him as a hero, literally just keep that shit away from the public until you have results because A: It warns people that you're working on some gayop which may or may not fuck it over and B: Unlikely as it is this forum might get shut down and/or otherwise investigated. I personally guarantee you you'll get your upboats and your internet clout if you bring something funny. For fuck's sakes, we played nice with Anony and most of us knew he was a fucking degenerate. I played nice with Anony personally just in case he'd have some decent tea to spill. It was mostly a nothingburger but eh, some golddust in there.
Yes, you literally can't have people planning TURRORIST ATTACKS or knife-a-thons or whatever on your public forum or you're actually liable for it, at least in some European countries. We all know that's not the case and this thread is 97% remarkably well behaved dudes who are just here to talk shit and laugh. If nothing else, most of us are too lazy and lacking enough spare time to do any of these grand gayops that Phil claims we do all the time. Anyone mailed Phil some feces lately? Banged Fhet Khet behind a McDonald's? No? Didn't think so.
OIC and some other dents do plan gayops and I am pretty fucking sure they'd love to get Phil's subforum shut down. The farms are under attack, frequently. They get DDOS'd by troons, they get investigated by the government, at one point I think New Zealand's government asked for that one shootout video to be taken down.
I don't know if Null's stance regarding how Phil is a really cool dude who pucker kisses fat horses and doesn't afraid of the big bad taxman is a legit one or is one he has to hold for liability issues, but in the end that's irrelevant.
In the end, nobody's oficially telling anybody to not plan or execute gayops, just to not plan or execute gayops HERE. "Chris Chan got fucked with, here's the results." "DSP had his bank account leaked, here are the receipts." Shit like that will be posted and archived. You'll still be on Kiwi, you just can't plan your shit here, on a public forum, where other people are liable for your plans. I honestly think it's fair enough.
Ultimately I agree with DukeMorty's statement: This is all a huge nothingburger. Yes, Capefear reported Phil for saying faggot in a video where he said faggot, I'm literally crying and shaking rn, leave Phil alone. The biggest "gayop" that has happened with Phil in recent memory was Shalashaska paying Jenna, a prostitute, for sex, and giving her a warm place to spend the night and the really strange food order she put in. She took a koolaid bath to make herself unappealing and actually managed to scam the guy a little bit since he couldn't even finish.
Keep in mind Jenna IS a prostitute who sells pussy and she basically just used this site as free advertisement. As sleazy and sad as the whole situation is, I fail to see how that wasn't a net win for her taking into account, again, she even scammed the guy, as she often does, and he was still fairly nice about it. I think it's accurate to say that nothing horrible has ever happened to Phil or his extended family because of us. A good number of users care more about Jasper than he does. A not insignificant number was trying to warn Fhet Khet on the early days. A lot of people have admiration for Leanna gaining maturity and her decision to stay quiet about the whole affair.
The day Phil ends, there will simply be much rejoicing. Come on, being honest we're in the post credits scene to the DSP ride and we've been for a LONG time. Guy has effectively killed any shot he had at regaining his popularity, he subsists on alms from 5 whales, he can barely play games, he's got no life skills that can net him a decently paying job, his wife's a gold digger who will bail at the first sign of trouble and to curbstomp this struggling pigmey of a situation once and for all, we are 100% sure the money IS going to WWE Champions.
No detractor is gonna be sad. The oldschool ones have moved on years ago. Seriously, who remains? Even on this forum we'd have a revolving door and ever changing lineup of regular posters. Believe me, the DSP board is not a cult. I think Null's experiences with us are mostly from talking to the outliers rather than the more normal regular posters. And sure, the forum's way too big to keep up with everything, no judgment there. This board has seen some real insightful people come and go over the years, that's all I'm gonna say. This board is not even bad now. Most of the posters are high quality.
Just more openly hostile lately because, really, DSP the scamming gacha fiend kinda deserves it. This isn't about some fat schlub drinking himself off his gourd and sucking at videogames anymore. The hatred you see here is really very similar to the hatred you see in 419 eating communities like Jim Browning, Pleasant Green, Scammer Payback... I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but it's a very normal human feeling to want to see assholes face some poetic justice. When they finally face comeuppance, nobody in the comments goes "D'awww, I feel so sad for poor wid'l Bilal, he was only trying to get a second Lambo!" and the same shit will apply here. It's not like Phil is legit poor. This isn't a freeze peach issue. Scammers shouldn't be allowed to freely ply their trade without consequences. We, the mentally-ill mahrahns documenting his every move, unravelling his every lie and making spreadsheets of how a guy has the sheer balls to cry poor when he makes 10K a month, at least, are part of those consequences.
That is the main problem. Phil's not a gamer any more and he hasn't been for a long time. He's a petty criminal, a shitty scammer and he attracts the crowd that shitty scammers attract. And yeah, scamming people does make you a criminal. It doesn't matter how wink and nudgey you are about it; If you take money from gullible idiots under false pretenses, you are a scammer.
We are just sticking around for the ending, and we know it will be a whimper and not a bang. This thing is predictable as fuck. Phil gets deplatformed, manages to scrape by for a few years on Cozy or Bitchute, still pigheadedly insists on not doing anything to revive his dwindling fame, Fhet Khet bails, the whales find an e-thot to splurge on, Phil moves back in with his parents, they die, he gets the house, gets a second mortgage on it for liquidity, struggles to maintain his lifestyle as he works a 9 to 5 in an entry level job in the Bridgeport ghetto. Dies in obscurity, never gives up drinking, is playing the same shitty port of Street Fighter on his PS29 in 2065, and he still makes a habit of ducking every decent player he meets.
And what will we say? We will say "Good." No one's gonna be sad, there's not gonna be a big party either, and the only bittersweet feelings we'll have will be about inevitably growing distant from the shitposting buddies we made along the way. Some detractor creators will manage to convert their fame into something lasting, others won't. The last posts on this thread before it gets inevitably locked and moved to Spergatory or Historic Lolcows when Phil decides to DFE or dies from health related issues will be snapshots of the incident, Leanna's nudes and the Fhet Khet candid shot. Lolcows have an hero'd before. And the last posts on their threads weren't all exactly warm and fuzzy. Couch Cuck got and still gets frequently fucking destroyed on kiwi for what he did. This type of community does not really elicit much empathy towards thread subjects except for rare cases, it's just how it is.
Believe me, nobody's gonna mourn the loss of Phil or his khantent when the day comes. And nobody's trying to deplatform him except for maybe one or two guys. Ultimately moral superiority or the "right" way to basically cyberstalk some fat scamming git on the internet is not a thing we should debate about, I feel. People pointing out we're all faggots aren't wrong. In the end of the day, the very existence of this board, of us unravelling Phil's lies, doxxing his guildmates and paypigs does, undeniably, hurt his business and bottomline. This shit is basically harmless and couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, and this sort of people are going to attract this kind of attention going forward in the age of widespread internet. They'd prefer to have zero attention on their scams, but when they rely on the internet, that's hard to achieve.
This forum is good. It's well made and well indexed. It has a ton of information on a shitload of subjects and people. This community is good. I personally feel that the DSP board is one of the best boards, in fact, and people are free to disagree on that point. I'd still like to keep it working and keep being a part of it, and hey, if the requirement is to not post gay-ops openly, fine by me. Not that I've ever been involved in any, because I am a very good boy. (You know, for real, not in that jokey self referential way this time.)
Also, if he was a criminal he'd be in jail already is a shitty excuse. Phil himself uses it and it's just transparent bullshit. People go to jail when they get caught, tried and found guilty, not a second before. Phil commited perjury in his bankruptcy and got away with it, sure, but it doesn't mean he's innocent. It's an OJ situation. Nancy was just feeling lazy that day.
Hope you guys will forgive the long winded musing on the state of the board, just know that this is legit enjoyable well written content 99% of the time and I will stand by those words as long as the situation doesn't change. It is kinda shitty that our lolcow decided to just turn into a completely irredeemable piece of shit over the last few years... But I would argue it is what it is.
Yes, you literally can't have people planning TURRORIST ATTACKS or knife-a-thons or whatever on your public forum or you're actually liable for it, at least in some European countries. We all know that's not the case and this thread is 97% remarkably well behaved dudes who are just here to talk shit and laugh. If nothing else, most of us are too lazy and lacking enough spare time to do any of these grand gayops that Phil claims we do all the time. Anyone mailed Phil some feces lately? Banged Fhet Khet behind a McDonald's? No? Didn't think so.
OIC and some other dents do plan gayops and I am pretty fucking sure they'd love to get Phil's subforum shut down. The farms are under attack, frequently. They get DDOS'd by troons, they get investigated by the government, at one point I think New Zealand's government asked for that one shootout video to be taken down.
I don't know if Null's stance regarding how Phil is a really cool dude who pucker kisses fat horses and doesn't afraid of the big bad taxman is a legit one or is one he has to hold for liability issues, but in the end that's irrelevant.
In the end, nobody's oficially telling anybody to not plan or execute gayops, just to not plan or execute gayops HERE. "Chris Chan got fucked with, here's the results." "DSP had his bank account leaked, here are the receipts." Shit like that will be posted and archived. You'll still be on Kiwi, you just can't plan your shit here, on a public forum, where other people are liable for your plans. I honestly think it's fair enough.
Ultimately I agree with DukeMorty's statement: This is all a huge nothingburger. Yes, Capefear reported Phil for saying faggot in a video where he said faggot, I'm literally crying and shaking rn, leave Phil alone. The biggest "gayop" that has happened with Phil in recent memory was Shalashaska paying Jenna, a prostitute, for sex, and giving her a warm place to spend the night and the really strange food order she put in. She took a koolaid bath to make herself unappealing and actually managed to scam the guy a little bit since he couldn't even finish.
Keep in mind Jenna IS a prostitute who sells pussy and she basically just used this site as free advertisement. As sleazy and sad as the whole situation is, I fail to see how that wasn't a net win for her taking into account, again, she even scammed the guy, as she often does, and he was still fairly nice about it. I think it's accurate to say that nothing horrible has ever happened to Phil or his extended family because of us. A good number of users care more about Jasper than he does. A not insignificant number was trying to warn Fhet Khet on the early days. A lot of people have admiration for Leanna gaining maturity and her decision to stay quiet about the whole affair.
The day Phil ends, there will simply be much rejoicing. Come on, being honest we're in the post credits scene to the DSP ride and we've been for a LONG time. Guy has effectively killed any shot he had at regaining his popularity, he subsists on alms from 5 whales, he can barely play games, he's got no life skills that can net him a decently paying job, his wife's a gold digger who will bail at the first sign of trouble and to curbstomp this struggling pigmey of a situation once and for all, we are 100% sure the money IS going to WWE Champions.
No detractor is gonna be sad. The oldschool ones have moved on years ago. Seriously, who remains? Even on this forum we'd have a revolving door and ever changing lineup of regular posters. Believe me, the DSP board is not a cult. I think Null's experiences with us are mostly from talking to the outliers rather than the more normal regular posters. And sure, the forum's way too big to keep up with everything, no judgment there. This board has seen some real insightful people come and go over the years, that's all I'm gonna say. This board is not even bad now. Most of the posters are high quality.
Just more openly hostile lately because, really, DSP the scamming gacha fiend kinda deserves it. This isn't about some fat schlub drinking himself off his gourd and sucking at videogames anymore. The hatred you see here is really very similar to the hatred you see in 419 eating communities like Jim Browning, Pleasant Green, Scammer Payback... I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but it's a very normal human feeling to want to see assholes face some poetic justice. When they finally face comeuppance, nobody in the comments goes "D'awww, I feel so sad for poor wid'l Bilal, he was only trying to get a second Lambo!" and the same shit will apply here. It's not like Phil is legit poor. This isn't a freeze peach issue. Scammers shouldn't be allowed to freely ply their trade without consequences. We, the mentally-ill mahrahns documenting his every move, unravelling his every lie and making spreadsheets of how a guy has the sheer balls to cry poor when he makes 10K a month, at least, are part of those consequences.
That is the main problem. Phil's not a gamer any more and he hasn't been for a long time. He's a petty criminal, a shitty scammer and he attracts the crowd that shitty scammers attract. And yeah, scamming people does make you a criminal. It doesn't matter how wink and nudgey you are about it; If you take money from gullible idiots under false pretenses, you are a scammer.
We are just sticking around for the ending, and we know it will be a whimper and not a bang. This thing is predictable as fuck. Phil gets deplatformed, manages to scrape by for a few years on Cozy or Bitchute, still pigheadedly insists on not doing anything to revive his dwindling fame, Fhet Khet bails, the whales find an e-thot to splurge on, Phil moves back in with his parents, they die, he gets the house, gets a second mortgage on it for liquidity, struggles to maintain his lifestyle as he works a 9 to 5 in an entry level job in the Bridgeport ghetto. Dies in obscurity, never gives up drinking, is playing the same shitty port of Street Fighter on his PS29 in 2065, and he still makes a habit of ducking every decent player he meets.
And what will we say? We will say "Good." No one's gonna be sad, there's not gonna be a big party either, and the only bittersweet feelings we'll have will be about inevitably growing distant from the shitposting buddies we made along the way. Some detractor creators will manage to convert their fame into something lasting, others won't. The last posts on this thread before it gets inevitably locked and moved to Spergatory or Historic Lolcows when Phil decides to DFE or dies from health related issues will be snapshots of the incident, Leanna's nudes and the Fhet Khet candid shot. Lolcows have an hero'd before. And the last posts on their threads weren't all exactly warm and fuzzy. Couch Cuck got and still gets frequently fucking destroyed on kiwi for what he did. This type of community does not really elicit much empathy towards thread subjects except for rare cases, it's just how it is.
Believe me, nobody's gonna mourn the loss of Phil or his khantent when the day comes. And nobody's trying to deplatform him except for maybe one or two guys. Ultimately moral superiority or the "right" way to basically cyberstalk some fat scamming git on the internet is not a thing we should debate about, I feel. People pointing out we're all faggots aren't wrong. In the end of the day, the very existence of this board, of us unravelling Phil's lies, doxxing his guildmates and paypigs does, undeniably, hurt his business and bottomline. This shit is basically harmless and couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, and this sort of people are going to attract this kind of attention going forward in the age of widespread internet. They'd prefer to have zero attention on their scams, but when they rely on the internet, that's hard to achieve.
This forum is good. It's well made and well indexed. It has a ton of information on a shitload of subjects and people. This community is good. I personally feel that the DSP board is one of the best boards, in fact, and people are free to disagree on that point. I'd still like to keep it working and keep being a part of it, and hey, if the requirement is to not post gay-ops openly, fine by me. Not that I've ever been involved in any, because I am a very good boy. (You know, for real, not in that jokey self referential way this time.)
Also, if he was a criminal he'd be in jail already is a shitty excuse. Phil himself uses it and it's just transparent bullshit. People go to jail when they get caught, tried and found guilty, not a second before. Phil commited perjury in his bankruptcy and got away with it, sure, but it doesn't mean he's innocent. It's an OJ situation. Nancy was just feeling lazy that day.
Hope you guys will forgive the long winded musing on the state of the board, just know that this is legit enjoyable well written content 99% of the time and I will stand by those words as long as the situation doesn't change. It is kinda shitty that our lolcow decided to just turn into a completely irredeemable piece of shit over the last few years... But I would argue it is what it is.
Another TL;DR: Just don't plan gayops here and we'll be cool hopefully. Just post results through a leak if you're gonna do that. I doubt anyone will judge you. And yeah, I kinda resent how we're just a 419 eating (Scammers getting fucked with) board now but Phil himself brought that around. Someone convince him to just get his ass turned inside out on Strive, quick! It'll be easier for everyone!
Grimlock
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DSP stans are going crazy in this thread the pignosis is strong
clownpiss
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I wonder if Null knows DSP thinks anyone who criticizes him should be jailed. He'd be more authoritarian than any globohomo. I'm not arguing that this should be a place where gayops are conducted but wanting to see the rules applied to DSP doesn't really seem that crazy.
Grimlock
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Sensible users I think you meant DSP secret admirers that refer to him on a first name basis
Taylor_Swift
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Laughing at people like you get upset about it is funnier lolAs autistic and unfunny as it is, I don't see how EvilAJ isn't seething right now.
The most uncharismatic faggot alive with zero shit-talking skills is dragging his nutsack all over EvilAJ's face.
Detractors are huffing copium, trying to spin this as a loss for DSP, or a win for EvilAJ, but all I see is the guy stole AJ's shit, made money on it, and then trashed them online in front of a lot of people with no care for any consequences.
How is it even AJ's khantent nigga he just spliced DSP's shitty vids together and its still shit.
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Who's sock account is this?
Looking like a guy who really likes metal bands right now
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It says it right there......................Taylor Swift. She's a big farms fan since we track grizzle greer.
Or are you implying it's someone's whalias?
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This is forever and always the term for a whale's sock account. Let it be known.
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Grimlock
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If DSP went away most of DSP secret admirers wouldn't have any purpose........So point and laugh at the guy that lie scam and manipulate people on a daily while living in his gated community and having a blast playing mobile games he ENJOY cause that's hilarious
Crooked 16th
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I see you have missed the point of Lolcow watching. Just because you watch Phil doesn't mean you have to have a vendetta against him. Watch him, laugh at the stupid shit he does and move on about your day. It's not like he is holding your family hostage for fuck sakes.If DSP went away most of DSP secret admirers wouldn't have any purpose........So point and laugh at the guy that lie scam and manipulate people on a daily while living in his gated community and having a blast playing mobile games he ENJOY cause that's hilarious
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Grimlock
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We clearly don't find the same thing "funny"
Traian007
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Then what do you find funny? Since you know everything.
Crooked 16th
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You want to see Phil living on the street or kill himself, that's what you want to laugh at. You really have the moral high ground over the rest of us who don't care what Phil does
Grimlock
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I find you lame ass DSP protectors funny