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Stochastic Terrorism mentioned, pack it up boys, we can't win this one
If I ever hear Stochastic Terrorism again outside of this circle of imbeciles I'm going to shit my brain out of my own asshole. My brain would then grow its own arm just to make sure it was flushed down the toilet and drowned out of it's misery at the phrase.
 
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"Here's my proof that Kiwi Farms's claim that they discourage messing with the cows is false: why does Kiwi Farms publish our deadnames if they don't want people to fuck with us?"

"THIS IS COORDINATED WITH FASCISM" :story: :story: :story:
We publish deadnames because nearly every single troon is running from something embarrassing they did before they trooned out, and it's just more shit to point and laugh at. It's not just deadnames, it's every alias a cow uses, which is why most every thread title has multiple names listed, like Lucas's five names and aliases above. It's used to help link all the dumb shit a cow does together and aid in finding more.

If someone wants to use that info to go "lol how's it going lucas," that's on them. But honestly, if all it takes to fuck with you is to call you by your birth name, you might want to ponder how fragile this troon facade truly is and whether it's actually making you happy.
 
We publish deadnames because nearly every single troon is running from something embarrassing they did before they trooned out, and it's just more shit to point and laugh at. It's not just deadnames, it's every alias a cow uses, which is why most every thread title has multiple names listed, like Lucas's five names and aliases above. It's used to help link all the dumb shit a cow does together and aid in finding more.

If someone wants to use that info to go "lol how's it going lucas," that's on them. But honestly, if all it takes to fuck with you is to call you by your birth name, you might want to ponder how fragile this troon facade truly is and whether it's actually making you happy.
You think thats bad? The government actually keeps your previous name after legally changing it. They're dead name is forever in the bureaucracy hellhole that is the US Government.
 
"Kiwi Farms may have caused many more deaths from homelessness or suicide that we'll never know about!!!"

Dude, we document when cows die ourselves. Why the fuck would we do that if we're trying to insidiously kill people and hide it from the public???
Accusations lobbed at the Farms are always contradictory and never hold up to the slightest iota of scrutiny. We're apparently an autistic Emmanuel Goldstein.
 
I'd guess that squeezing a puffed globefish is probably more than a little painful for it.
You'd think these SJWs would complain about that clip, but then again it sounds like it's some dusky person doing it so of course these white liberals can't complain.


It is adorable though.
 
Why do I feel like this shitlord is trying to skim a part of Lucas' grift stream? He's trying so hard to sell this dumb explaino-manifesto, like an mlm downline from Lucas to him. I don't know but if Keffals had half a brain he wouldn't trust this golem-faced fucker with any sensitive info.
 
"Kiwi Farms may have caused many more deaths from homelessness or suicide that we'll never know about!!!"

Dude, we document when cows die ourselves. Why the fuck would we do that if we're trying to insidiously kill people and hide it from the public???
There's even a whole new subforum for cows that died or went missing, you can literally see it on the main page
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If I ever hear Stochastic Terrorism again outside of this circle of imbeciles I'm going to shit my brain out of my own asshole. My brain would then grow its own arm just to make sure it was flushed down the toilet and drowned out of it's misery at the phrase.
this is literally ontologically fascist stochastic terrorism
 
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