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[Nointey]

Happy 1300! Remember Lucas, all of this is on you!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

1300 Pages. The milk just keeps on flowing!

 

[B'owl]

Bets on if Keffals manages to pass Boogie as Internet Famous' biggest thread before getting a dedicated subforum?

Keffals will totally surpass Boogie.

Also GG 1300 pages.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Keffals will totally surpass Boogie.

Also GG 1300 pages.

In Thread or Weight? Or Both?

 

[Human]

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What estrogen does to a man.

He looks manlier after the estrogen.

 

[Ortsnay]

It's pretty sweet that the farms have a 3.0 K/D ratio.

1300 gg no re

 

[Nightmare Friends]

HAPPY 1300 PAGES!!! Keffals, even after all this time with you, I still think you're fat and would not have sex with you.

 

[Winter]

Big ups Mango Ranch for 1300 pages

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Bets on if Keffals manages to pass Boogie as Internet Famous' biggest thread before getting a dedicated subforum?

I don't see how a whole subforum for Keffals would help, but I also didn't think Ethan needed one.

 

[TSlayer]

I will always call him Kekkels now, because he makes me kek

 

[B'owl]

In Thread or Weight? Or Both?

I'd say thread but if someone said both, I wouldn't blame them.

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

I can’t catch up on the fucking thread Lucas. Stop doing dumb shit for 5 seconds. On the other hand, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time and it’s gonna be so poetic when he slits his wrists. Won’t be sad it’ll be over, but happy that it ever happened.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Who woulda thunk that a cow of this magnitude could have such beef with this place?

Shitty puns aside, the fucking entitlement of this retard to think they can holy jihad this place. This fat retard doesn't have the gumption to do a fraction of what Vordy did.

 

[LikeAStone]

Mango Ranch ratioing Keffals every day.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

In Thread or Weight? Or Both?

Both and happy 1300 pages

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

we hit 1300 pages and i had to suffer through the stream Jesus Christ i hit my autism limit for today.

 

[AnOminous]

What revenue is CF set to lose anyway? Barely anyone on either side of this probably has an account with them or even knows what a CDN is. Most of their money is from enterprises.

If anything, CF's reputation depends on everyone knowing they'll do DDoS mitigation for anyone, even Kiwi Farms.

Who would trust them if they threw off anyone who people were pissed at? Their customer base is obviously people who are at risk of being DDoSed by tard mobs. Like this particular tard mob of subhuman vermin troon insects.

 

[Lolidaki]

we're eating just as well as Lucas' fatass is at this point and there is still so much milk left to come

 

[Neil]

I hope this ends with a formal announcement of Lucas launching a campaign for a government position

He got hit with a 99.98% ratio last time, unless he's really high off his messiah complex I don't think he'll want the embarrassment of only getting 0.02% of the vote again.

Lucas bargaining with other cows. Trying to ignite the cow revolution.

(A)

THE TROONFINITY WAR HAS BEGUN.

Which side shall you choose, Hamburglar?

edit: happy 1300 pages everyone, see you all when the thread hits 1400 tomorrow.

 

[Brutality]

Take a wild guess how this was received
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Part 3, the file name speaks for itself