DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

$34?
Beg Daily Wrap Up incoming.

Its always coming. But does a special beg video coming? That is the q.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Its always coming. But does a special beg video coming? That is the q.

The amount of times Phil wears the black shirt, he could at least wash it.

 

[TurboSwine]

I would not be surprised if one of those lures found its way into Jasper's mouth.

I'm legitimately concerned about Jasper. I love cats and poor Jasper has been through enough. Declawing a cat causes mental and behavioral issues. I don't want Jasper to suffer anymore at the hands of bad pet ownership.

 

[Tears for T]

I'm legitimately concerned about Jasper. I love cats and poor Jasper has been through enough. Declawing a cat causes mental and behavioral issues. I don't want Jasper to suffer anymore at the hands of bad pet ownership.

I'm legitimately concerned about Kath. I love women and poor Kath has been through enough. Becoming a fat pig causes mental and behavioral issues. I don't want Kath to suffer anymore at the hands of a bad husband.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Sooo back to the DSP discussion.
He said today he wouldn't play Bayonetta 3. Why is that?
I think it is because his wife would get jealous of him playing a half naked hot anime lady. Otherwise I find it odd he is skipping a highly anticipated game that would bring in views. Hell he doesn't have to make sexy jokes just play the game and make any other joke. But I guess he doesn't want to anger his troll of a wife.

Fhet Khet could be 10% of the reason, but the actual reason is to protect his ego. He is absolutely terrible at cuhrayzees, check a TIHYDP of DMC or Ninja Gaiden Black, guide reading doesn't help when his old man reflexes can't handle fast paced action games and spamming one combo over and over only works on the most basic of enemies. He was so terrible at Bayonetta 1 that he got a stone trophy (meaning that he played like shit) in every single stage except for the 2 gimmick ones. That's how terrible he is at games like this.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Let's be honest: Phil only wants to play Earthbound because of the fart jokes.

 

[But I Digress]

I'm legitimately concerned about Jasper. I love cats and poor Jasper has been through enough. Declawing a cat causes mental and behavioral issues. I don't want Jasper to suffer anymore at the hands of bad pet ownership.

Phil is a piece of shit but I don't think he'd hurt Jasper. I doubt he had him declawed but most likely he selected him because he was declawed. Jasper has too many eyes on him and hurting him would not be positive.

 

[whirly]

Pretty sure his previous Earthbound streams were disasters so I'm not sure why he's excecutive decisioning it into the rotation again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Pretty sure his previous Earthbound streams were disasters so I'm not sure why he's excecutive decisioning it into the rotation again.

Desperate times call for desperate (lazy) measures.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Fhet Khet could be 10% of the reason, but the actual reason is to protect his ego. He is absolutely terrible at cuhrayzees, check a TIHYDP of DMC or Ninja Gaiden Black, guide reading doesn't help when his old man reflexes can't handle fast paced action games and spamming one combo over and over only works on the most basic of enemies. He was so terrible at Bayonetta 1 that he got a stone trophy (meaning that he played like shit) in every single stage except for the 2 gimmick ones. That's how terrible he is at games like this.

He's never been good at action games but he's played them. I really think he's getting veto'd on games by his enormous wife.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Pretty sure his previous Earthbound streams were disasters so I'm not sure why he's excecutive decisioning it into the rotation again.

Were they financially disasters though?

It sounds like Phil is reaching for classic games that also made him money before because it may have happened to be a whale's groove.

Not a smart move to be sure, but remixing ideas isnt really his forte

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

One time a tip came in calling him dave and thats the story.

To be fair there’s a little more to it, it apparently really annoyed him according to that North American ape tervin. Since then I think tevin looks at it how we all look at DSP’s apology fetish, he really likes it when people call him by his name. Whenever he tells stories and quotes people they always seem to call him Phil, so I think that has more to do with why calling him dave stuck around as long as it did, on the off chance it annoys him a little

 

[Gramh]

Imagine being so bad at content creation that the only thing people might show up to tip your streams for is finding a game enough people like.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine being so bad at content creation that the only thing people might show up to tip your streams for is finding a game enough people like.

It's still all an illusion. It's what Phil wants, not his audience. How many times has he used the excuse "well, I'm having fun" when the chat is dead and tips dry up? Admittedly, part of that could also be a mask for him wanting tips (since we all know he enjoys that). Again, the main problem for Phil goes back to his ability to drain any form of entertainment from a game simply because he has no fucking clue how to interact or engage with people. He's playing Toy Story 3 only because he's holding out hope that one dent from three years ago will finally come around and drop money for Phil. It's also why he stretched out FFVII.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He's never been good at action games but he's played them. I really think he's getting veto'd on games by his enormous wife.

I think he's really trying to cut corners with game purchases. But yes also Kat, the heffer *thumbs asshole towards the door*.

He really is skipping a popular game called Cult of Lamb($25 USD) for Midnight Express whatever because it's on gamepass. All the shit he's playing, again, is on some paid service aka free to him. Why he can't do both? Not sure, fuck you , you're out of here leans in.

Those 6 star Hogans got his priorities all kinds of fucked up. He has skipped a lot of titles and will continue to do so unless they give him a big payout or around some sort of incentive marathon(TMNT Pizza Party lmfao).

 

[Gramh]

It's still all an illusion. It's what Phil wants, not his audience. How many times has he used the excuse "well, I'm having fun" when the chat is dead and tips dry up? Admittedly, part of that could also be a mask for him wanting tips (since we all know he enjoys that). Again, the main problem for Phil goes back to his ability to drain any form of entertainment from a game simply because he has no fucking clue how to interact or engage with people. He's playing Toy Story 3 only because he's holding out hope that one dent from three years ago will finally come around and drop money for Phil. It's also why he stretched out FFVII.

It really makes me want to go through a few random streams and cut them up into showing how much of his stream is interaction, how much is begging for money, and how much is dead air so it's on glass how uncharismatic he is.

 

[Tears for T]

This thumbnail screams, - "Guys, I need money for bills."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's never been good at action games but he's played them. I really think he's getting veto'd on games by his enormous wife.

This is nuPhail we're talking about. He's also played every major fighting game back in the old days but he doesn't anymore unless it's his Super Turbo hugbox or free to play like Multiversus or Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown (that one released for free if you had PSPlus) so there's a high chance he's gonna run into tards who have never played a fighting game before for easy dopamine hits. He skipped all new fighters and all the new seasons of some fighting games he's played a long time ago. KOFXV is the exception, not the rule.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This thumbnail screams, - "Guys, I need money for bills."
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The Youtube payment was today right?

 

[Organized Derailment]

he has no fucking clue how to interact or engage with people.

This is one of, if not his biggest problem (aside from rampant alcoholism and a nasty gambling addiction).

If Phil had any idea how to engage with people, he wouldn't be so universally hated. He's rude, obstinate (despite his claims of him changing), dismissive, ignorant, and downright inconsiderate. It takes about one full length stream for the average person to witness this too. A troll baits him and he flies off the handle, or the chat's talking about something other than Phil or his gameplay so he lashes out at them, and when that happens there's no greater repellant. No comprehensive documentary, no TIHYDP compilation, or re-streamer could ever inflict the amount of damage Phil does to himself.

He could easily Keemstar his way through life if he didn't have such a stick up his ass and he put in some more effort to his content. Who knows where he'd be if he just relaxed and loosened up, took a few jokes and entertained a few more ideas from his audience. Bring your wife on despite some trolling, laugh at a stupid tip regarding your gout without some retarded diatribe about how painful it is or how insensitive chat is being. You've been on the internet for the better part of your entire life, learn how to engage with the people who CHOOSE to interact with you, ironically or otherwise.

Only DSP would ever let things get this bad for himself, and if he wasn't such an asshole I would feel a lot worse for him.

But yeah, 0 idea on how to engage with anybody on stream.