Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[CharlesBarkley]

Reddit doing Reddit things.

Pressure grows on Cloudflare to drop Kiwi Farms after latest doxing campaign

Posted in r/technology by u/misspigeoncomix • 564 points and 221 comments

old.reddit.com

This one is my favorite lol

 

[Manat]

patch two: (if you guys don't like this tell me to shut up, I just can't take my eyes of this dumpster fire)

Spoiler: twitter sperging

 

[_Samson_]

how did the world become so degenerate that the ff14 forum is a voice of sanity

 

[Disheveled Human]

This person is fleeing the country, turns out selling DIY bathtub hormones to people is illegal. I checked the laws and if I was administering and selling unregulated TRT to people it would be a drug bust. They seem super fucked. No wonder they wanted lawyers now it turned into fleeing the country, I doubt they are headed to Ireland.

 

[Gramh]

I've never been swatted before so excuse my dumb question but, like...if you've been swatted and cleared everything up with the police, it'd be pretty hard to swat you again right? Like...if I were swatted I could just stay home and be fine and the police would know if it happened again it'd be a prank right? So I wouldn't need to start several GoFundMe campaigns to stay in AirBnBs and fly off to Europe?

 

[No One of Note]

patch two: (if you guys don't like this tell me to shut up, I just can't take my eyes of this dumpster fire)

I would just put the screenshots in a spoiler so its not a bitch to scroll, other then that, keep it up.

 

[Homicide]

Here's the current roadmap for the Keffals UK tour:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I've never been swatted before so excuse my dumb question but, like...if you've been swatted and cleared everything up with the police, it'd be pretty hard to swat you again right?

I think Tim Pool got swatted by trannies like 500 times so after the second time some cop just comes over and calls his beanie gay then leaves.

 

[Sprate Header]

I've never been swatted before so excuse my dumb question but, like...if you've been swatted and cleared everything up with the police, it'd be pretty hard to swat you again right? Like...if I were swatted I could just stay home and be fine and the police would know if it happened again it'd be a prank right? So I wouldn't need to start several GoFundMe campaigns to stay in AirBnBs and fly off to Europe?

Yes, at least sometimes. The second time Metokur got SWAT called on him, they called ahead to double check "hey, you aren't murdering your wife, are you?" and he wasn't so they didn't send anyone out.

 

[OhioAnon]

Reddit doing Reddit things.

Pressure grows on Cloudflare to drop Kiwi Farms after latest doxing campaign

Posted in r/technology by u/misspigeoncomix • 564 points and 221 comments

old.reddit.com

This one is my favorite lol

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I'm trying to figure out what the issue is. It should be legal to hunt down and kill trannies and other degenerates.

 

[Gramh]

I think Tim Pool got swatted by trannies like 500 times so after the second time some cop just comes over and calls his beanie gay then leaves.

Whew, I was afraid if it ever happened I would have to tell people my life was in danger and blame a random social media site for hosting publicly available information that may or may not have even lead to the swatting attempt on my person.

 

[King Dead]

Reddit doing Reddit things.

Pressure grows on Cloudflare to drop Kiwi Farms after latest doxing campaign

Posted in r/technology by u/misspigeoncomix • 564 points and 221 comments

old.reddit.com

This one is my favorite lol

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These people (and I hesitate to call them people, redditors are notoriously dense) really have absolutely no idea what it is they're asking for, do they?

Cloudflare's business model is selling websites protection from DDOS attacks. If they revoke that for the farms when there is no illegal activity going on here, then it could happen to anyone else at any time. What good is a shield if it could be taken away at any moment by powers beyond your control? It could still happen anyway, but that's a surefire way to kill your business when your clients can no longer trust that you'll be providing the services they paid for. Furthermore, why are you calling for the removal of Cloudflare's protection from the farms unless you intend on launching DDOS attacks of your own, admitting that you wish to commit an illegal act?

And "legislate [the farms] out of existence?" What the fuck are you talking about, moron? Between the First Amendment and Section 230, there's literally nothing here that's illegal, and no way to target the farms specifically through law (I mean, IANAL but I doubt a Ban Kiwi Farms Act of 2022 would be constitutional). The only way you'd change that is by rewriting Section 230, and if you do that, then you basically torpedo the whole internet as any website could run afoul of the law by some random user posting slurs.

Fucking hell, we're plumbing depths of stupidity not thought possible.

 

[Switched Around]

If kiwifarms trends on twitter for another two days then it will surely implode and Null will be sentenced to life in jail for doxxing where he'll be assraped by a transvestite

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

 

[TheGuntinator]

Guys, who forgot to give me the memo? didn't know we did gang stuff.
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I am literally sipping a tall glass of cold white milk in bed with graham crackers as i read this thread about troons actively fabricating a dragon to slay. It's concerning to watch the way their minds work to say the least.

As I coordinate our army of deadly bikers in preparation to defend Cloudflare from siege, i wonder "where do they get such silly ideas from"?

 

[Sprate Header]

And "legislate [the farms] out of existence?" What the fuck are you talking about, moron?

When things don't go their way they go cry and bitch and whine to the government to PLEEEEASE TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY, PLEEEEEEEASE!!!

 

[Hal]

That dog wants to get away so badly.

Also it is a Judencow

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...-gerber-rebecca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/

josh did a stream on them years ago can't find it on youtube though

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Something that cracks me up is how so many of these people talk about kiwifarms doxing innocent people when none of the people who have threads about them here are innocent.

but keffals said everyone who has a thread here is being harassed by the scary kiwi people if anything i think keffals should personally reach out to them and see if he thinks they are innocent people after he ends up getting locked in someones basement.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Whew, I was afraid if it ever happened I would have to tell people my life was in danger and blame a random social media site for hosting publicly available information that may or may not have even lead to the swatting attempt on my person.

I’m gonna be like Byuu and fake my death but I’m gonna blame it on Reddit MTF subs and K-dawg trying to sexually abuse me through private DMs that I seriously did not make up in MSpaint.

I just need to find a fat Mexican simp to collaborate the story.

 

[cia-log]

These people (and I hesitate to call them people, redditors are notoriously dense) really have absolutely no idea what it is they're asking for, do they?

Cloudflare's business model is selling websites protection from DDOS attacks. If they revoke that for the farms when there is no illegal activity going on here, then it could happen to anyone else at any time. What good is a shield if it could be taken away at any moment by powers beyond your control? It could still happen anyway, but that's a surefire way to kill your business when your clients can no longer trust that you'll be providing the services they paid for. Furthermore, why are you calling for the removal of Cloudflare's protection from the farms unless you intend on launching DDOS attacks of your own, admitting that you wish to commit an illegal act?

And "legislate [the farms] out of existence?" What the fuck are you talking about, moron? Between the First Amendment and Section 230, there's literally nothing here that's illegal, and no way to target the farms specifically through law (I mean, IANAL but I doubt a Ban Kiwi Farms Act of 2022 would be constitutional). The only way you'd change that is by rewriting Section 230, and if you do that, then you basically torpedo the whole internet as any website could run afoul of the law by some random user posting slurs.

Fucking hell, we're plumbing depths of stupidity not thought possible.

They're so obviously trying to establish themselves as some online mafia that businesses, websites etc. have to fold to or else. That's why they don't really give a shit if any of this makes sense or not, this is all just might makes right thinking, hence the articles, the endless pestering of cloudfare employees, etc. It's pathetic.