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i was taking a look at the wiki and reading this was like a horror movie premiering
and then turned into comedy
and then turned into comedy
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Who cares if they find out I play a catboy? What then, chucklefucks?
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Weaponized kiwi farm laser beam of DOOOOOM
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Fucken love how they specifically state that he was deadnamed, as anyone outside of twitter/troon-orbit knows what the fuck that is all about.
Oh and yeah, the pizza is not the fucking problem because MR SORRENTI INHALED THAT SHIT.
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Hopefully the trannies who click this thread won't read this post hidden on page 1300 and something and find out Keffals is a child groomer and (suspected) pedophile.
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I was born with a gentleman's meat
And a mind with BPD
All my life I've pondered if I need this pe-enis
And everywhere I go
I need to let the whole world know
And they'd rise up and shout out loud with this chorus
Get out yer fat and trans
Ye've got the hairline of a man
Ye were born a man and cannot change yer ge-ender
And the sight of yer rancid hole
Shakes us to our very soul
And we pray that one day you'll just up and end it
Now I got my surgery
I'm finally feelin' like a queen
With a raspy voice and foul-smelling stink-ditch
Now I'm making HRT
That I'm selling to pre-teens
That I meet and groom on discord and on Twi-itch
...
Now the raging scent of tuna
And the aching fistula
Do they really warrant this much persecution?
Although every single night
I poke the Farms into a fight
And they laugh and call for my self-execution
...
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The best part about this is that, just like all lolcows, this ding dong hasn’t realized that just LOGGING OFF and DELETING THEIR SHIT would stop all the “harassment” (aka people rightfully calling you out or laughing you for your idiocy). They cannot stop the constant stream of attention. Whether Deathfat or Sex Pest, it’s always the same.
The mark of the truest of lolcows
The mark of the truest of lolcows
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The best part about this is that, just like all lolcows, this ding dong hasn’t realized that just LOGGING OFF and DELETING THEIR SHIT would stop all the “harassment” (aka people rightfully calling you out or laughing you for your idiocy). They cannot stop the constant stream of attention. Whether Deathfat or Sex Pest, it’s always the same.
The mark of the truest of lolcows
Being self-aware literally stops you into turning one too. Don't forget that.
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Null's Wiggle & Giggle (Formerly Keffals')
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this whole bathtub hormone witches' brew thing has me thinking about this:
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What makes Keffals a loathsome lolcow is the fact that he thinks so highly of himself. He really thinks he can take down KF. Move, delete your Twitter and leave children alone you fat, greasy eunuch.
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Set autism to maximum, full spread.
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I feel bad for the cops who have to deal with internet cases, a good example being revenge porn.
The responding officer won't be very familiar with the subject, secretaries at the station won't give a shit & detectives and IT don't see why they should spend any of their valuable time on a wild goose chase. While justice might be meted out to some degree, the actual problem won't ever go away. Breaking up a crime family will visibly improve local lives, can't say the same for wiping videos off the internet.
Every single person taking Keffals' side makes me glad I keep friends far removed from internet affairs, imagine ending up as a Keffals supporter.
The responding officer won't be very familiar with the subject, secretaries at the station won't give a shit & detectives and IT don't see why they should spend any of their valuable time on a wild goose chase. While justice might be meted out to some degree, the actual problem won't ever go away. Breaking up a crime family will visibly improve local lives, can't say the same for wiping videos off the internet.
Every single person taking Keffals' side makes me glad I keep friends far removed from internet affairs, imagine ending up as a Keffals supporter.
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It's just baffling to me that all these lolcows have a simple solution to their problems, and they never take it.
Literally go outside, or at least stop browsing the Internet as a public personality. But these people are addicted to attention. So they'll keep on crying as they still do stupid shit every day.
Literally go outside, or at least stop browsing the Internet as a public personality. But these people are addicted to attention. So they'll keep on crying as they still do stupid shit every day.
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It’s almost as if he doesn’t believe he’s “gay enough” and has to act gayer than he is.
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Oh no bros, I once googled my neighbour's name and told my friend that he had once posted on a car forum about how shit his Volvo was. I can't believe I doxed him and that the Canadian cyber police are coming for me.
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This is considered encyclopedic and relevant. Thank you Wikipedia for this very useful information. The pizza order accident will go down in history, as it is an extremely important event of large proportions.