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I am literally sipping a tall glass of cold white milk in bed with graham crackers as i read this thread about troons actively fabricating a dragon to slay. It's concerning to watch the way their minds work to say the least.

As I coordinate our army of deadly bikers in preparation to defend Cloudflare from siege, i wonder "where do they get such silly ideas from"?
I'm finally going to say what needs to be said, and I'm not afraid of the FBI or any Jewish, NIGGER loving organization that wants to bring the white man down for saying what needs to be said to these fuckers.
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
 
I’m still about 200 pages behind but I can’t believe after lurking for years on here, this bitch is what gets me to finally make an account. I could care less about the grifting, a fool and his money and all that, but it’s the completely transparent propaganda and hypocrisy that gets me. When I saw the difference between how Reddit and MSM reported things, and how things were laid out here with literally every little quote and screen cap being documented and sourced I was just blown away.

I came here originally to gawk at sad fat bitches like Amberlynn Reid, since her thread is what comes up when you google her, but prior to that, all I knew about the Farms was the boogeyman shit portrayed by shysters like Keffals and his mooks. The way people talked, I thought this was some deep dark web shit.

Imagine my surprise when it’s just a bunch of retards who believe in actually protecting free speech including, yes, the right to say the gamer words.

Jesus Christ wept, their skin is really made of jelly.

Oh and for posterity, I’m a cis bi woman who votes liberal, is for trans rights, but who also believes trans women need to stop shitting up WLW dating sites. :( these days that makes me a terf I guess
 
To any KnowYourMeme visitors, I strongly encourage you use the highlight feature to browse this thread. You're hardly getting accurate information about Keffals and his orbiters besides this forum and can't trust anything they themselves say. Anybody who talks about the Farms outside of KF proper is more often than not ill-informed, lying or outright delusional.
If you're going to form an opinion about this smalltime neck of the woods, you could at least get accurate information.

KF does harasses or stalk people.
Harassment implies we communicate with lolcows directly. While this does happen, it is something the lolcow himself must instigate (e.g. Destiny posting in his own thread), it's a "no touch” policy otherwise. Stalking implies Kiwis sit in rosebushes and are present when Keffals has dinner or something. Again, all the information used to identify and discuss lolcows is obtained by things they themselves post, or what other people post about them. If what KF does constitutes stalking and harassment , you might as well judge gossip rags and comment sections underneath fb posts as "harmful". The forum's main goal is to document and laugh at/discuss eccentric online individuals, anything else is secondary. Preventing the aformentioned is strongly discouraged by way of site culture, jannies or callout posts.

KF doxxes and swats people.
KF does doxx people through publicly available information. Anyone wanting to harass a thread's subject does not have to jump through many hoops to do so in the first place. At best, the Farms facilitates swatting. The userbase has no desire to put lolcows in dangerous situations, else their milk will sour.

KF does not generate and/or maintain lolcows.
The people who make up this site's rogue's gallery have no one but themselves to blame for landing on our radar, no one asked them to put their lives online for all to see. A Farmer notices someone, finds the individual amusing and decides to make a thread. It's not that complicated.

KF pushed Chris Chan over the edge
Chris's life was formed in part by discussion hubs such as this forum, yes. Nothing that we did ever impacted Chris nearly as much as his family, surroundings, trolls and his own mental illness and character. In fact, Null endeavoured to grant Chris a "normal" life by helping him sell artwork and managing his funds in the hopes that he could, someday, live independently.
Obviously this didn't turn out as well as he'd hoped.

KF has caused 3 people to commit suicide
Nothing but unsubstantiated rumours. Sagal and Terryberry both were unstable people who where kicked out from friend groups, jilted by lovers, ran scams and so on.
Their situation was tragic, but to imply this result could have been averted had KF not existed is naive. Their social circles, such as they are, shoulder far more blame in their deaths than Kiwi Farms ever could. Near's case is predicated upon outright lies, there are no death records indicating a US citizen in Japan died last year. Even then, his """death""" followed after an extortion attempt for an inactive thread, with a dodgy story of a telephone call and that laughworthy picture of a home depot urn posted afterwards.

KF has a kill counter
An in-joke which came about due to the Byuu fiasco, we honestly do not keep track of any deaths in such a vulgar manner.

KF is x-phobic
Yes and no.
Yes, in that we have many users who've overdosed on thread abouts trannies (and other groups) to the point they just hate all of 'em.
No, in the sense the people featured on here often just happen to be trannies (and other groups) because they provide ample amounts of milk.
There are plenty discussions and threads about manosphere and altright figures on here as well.

Keffals has done nothing wrong
Please read the thread, there is lots of evidence demonstrating what a waste of space Lucas is.
To be clear, Keffals is likely screeching about KF because of attention. He has no skills, no relationship, no irl friends, no reputation outside of the very small corner of the internet he inhabits.
He has every incentive to milk his situation for all it's worth.
 
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This is considered encyclopedic and relevant. Thank you Wikipedia for this very useful information. The pizza order accident will go down in history, as it is an extremely important event of large proportions.
remember that absolutely nothing about Chris Chan is relevant enough for an esteemed wikipedia entry though, citizen.
 
Where to even begin with this, Chole Sagal didn't even commit suicide over Kiwi Farms, he set himself on fire because his "support network" was taken away by fellow activists. Plus he didn't even list the site as the reason for his suicide, but rather Brianna Wu of all people. Second, there's no evidence that Near's even dead, unless of course he lied about ever being in Japan. I don't know much about Julie Terryberry as I wasn't here for it, but I'm guessing they are twisting that story up for brownie points as well.
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They are troons. They don't listen to the facts, only what they want to believe.

Also, they need more troons dead to stand on their backs and make more money to shut down a site that can and will pop back up in a week.
 
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To any KnowYourMeme visitors, I strongly encourage you use the highlight feature to browse this thread. You're hardly getting accurate information about Keffals and his orbiters outside this forum and can't trust anything they themselves say. Anybody who talks about the Farms outside of KF proper is more often than not ill-informed, lying or outright delusional.
If you're going to form an opinion about this smalltime neck of the woods, you could at least get accurate information.

KF does not harass or stalk people.
Harassment implies we communicate with lolcows directly. While this does happen, it is something the lolcow himself must instigate (e.g. Destiny posting in his own thread), it's a "no touch” policy otherwise. Stalking implies Kiwis sit in rosebushes and are present when Keffals has dinner or something. Again, all the information used to identify and discuss lolcows is obtained by things they themselves post, or what other people post about them. If what KF does constitutes stalking and harassment , you might as well judge gossip rags and comment sections underneath as "harmful". The forum's main goal is to document and laugh at/discuss eccentric online individuals, anything else is secondary. Preventing the aformentioned is strongly discouraged by way of site culture, jannies or callout posts.

KF doxxes and swats people.
KF does doxx people through publicly available information. Anyone wanting to harass a thread's subject does not have to jump through many hoops to do so in the first place. At best, the Farms facilitates swatting. The userbase has no desire to put lolcows in dangerous situations, else their milk will sour.

KF does not generate and/or maintain lolcows.
The people who make up this site's rogue's gallery have no one but themselves to blame for landing on our radar, no one asked them to put their lives online for all to see. A Farmer notices someone, finds the individual amusing and decides to make a thread. It's not that complicated.

KF pushed Chris Chan over the edge
Chris's life was formed in part by discussion hubs such as this forum, yes. Nothing that we did ever impacted Chris nearly as much as his family, surroundings, trolls and his own mental illness and character. In fact, Null endeavoured to grant Chris a "normal" life by helping him sell artwork and managing his funds in the hopes that he could, someday, live independently.
Obviously this didn't turn out as well as he'd hoped.

KF has caused 3 people to commit suicide
Nothing but unsubstantiated rumours. Sagal and Terryberry both were unstable people, kicked out from friend groups, jilted by lovers and so on.
Their situation was tragic, but to imply this result could have been averted had KF not existed is naive. Their social circles, such as they are, shoulder far more blame in their deaths than Kiwi Farms ever could. Near's case is predicated upon outright lies, there are no death records indicating a US citizen in Japan died last year. Even then, his """death""" followed after an extortion attempt for an inactive thread, with a dodgy story of a telephone call and laughworthy picture of a home depot urn posted afterwards.

KF has a kill counter
An in-joke which came about due to the Byuu fiasco, we honestly do not keep track of any deaths in vulgar manner.

KF is x-phobic
Yes and no.
Yes, in that we have many users who've overdosed on thread abouts trannies (and other groups) to the point they just hate all of 'em.
No, in the sense the people featured on here often just happen to be trannies (and other groups) because they provide ample amounts of milk.
There are plenty discussions and threads about manosphere and altright figures on here as well.

Keffals has done nothing wrong
Please read the thread, there is lots of evidence demonstrating what a waste of space Lucas is.
To be clear, Keffals is likely screeching about KF because of attention. He has no skills, no relationship, no irl friends, no reputation outside of the very small corner of the internet he inhabits.
He has every incentive to milk his situation for all it's worth.
you spelled dox wrong.

It never had 2 Xs, same as Lucas.
 
Someone joined and got an account through the approval process over three days so that they could spam lolicon in this thread.

The correct response to this is to report it and to directly contact any active staff. Do not give them any attention. They will do this repeatedly as long as people reply and complain.

Therefore, I will temp ban anyone giving these people attention. You don't know who's doing it or why. It could be anyone for any reason. They could hate keffals and are trying to set up him. They could be completely unrelated doing it here only because the thread is featured

The only correct response is none at all.
 
Off topic but @Idiot Asshole is the Farm's real MVP

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To any KnowYourMeme visitors, I strongly encourage you use the highlight feature to browse this thread. You're hardly getting accurate information about Keffals and his orbiters outside this forum and can't trust anything they themselves say. Anybody who talks about the Farms outside of KF proper is more often than not ill-informed, lying or outright delusional.
If you're going to form an opinion about this smalltime neck of the woods, you could at least get accurate information.
I've interacted with people making pages people on knowyourmemes to correct a few things on a page.
They were nice, open minded and the page was fairly accurate.
No idea about the whole user base but some productive users are surprisingly good.
 
Claiming the site you want nobody to read has something illegal on it is an effective method of keeping people from visiting.
I guess that makes sense. Might be why Basic Becky Gerber started to say bullshit about her "underage nudes" being archived here, too.
I wonder how many people actually believe this sort of stuff or just parrot it believing it's true, and how many are actively lying to try and control the narrative.
 
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I guess that makes sense. Might be why Basic Becky Gerber started to say bullshit about her "underage nudes" being archived here, too.
I wonder how many people actually believe this sort of stuff or just parrot it believing it's true, and how many are actively lying to try and control the narrative.
Anyone who has something posted here also wants it taken down and wants other people to want it taken down, so they get desperate.
And if so many nice and absolutely not schizophrenic or abusive people don't like the Farms, surely we aren't a good place.
 
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