Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PyrrhicRustle]

its been 5 months since anyone posted in the Katie Charm thread, who was one of my pet lolcows. Before that, Katie briefly fussed over the Wii Spa incident & other minor skirmishes ... but you can clearly see he is winding down. Getting older, running out of steam, his major lolcow days seem to be behind him. Has a girlfriend, moved away from toxic Hollyweird, appears to have a life.

In short, you can do it, keffals. You can stop being a lolcow. I've SEEN it done.
But it does seem to require getting a real life to replace the lolcow life.

Maybe he's just too far gone to do that? as I suspect Zinnia Jones & other Rat Kings are also. Sad!

Keffals has made six figures in a week off of being a lolcow, why would he want to stop?

 

[Echelon]

Lucas, need I remind you what the definition of insanity is?

That ship sailed when he castrated himself

 

[Det. Sipovich]

If he moves to Dublin like some people were apparently suggesting he would, he'll get hatecrimed by local scumbags never mind the "new Irish".

We were having a nice conversation and you just had to mention Inbred Islands...

 

[Just Browsing]

Why are they obsessed with giving chemical castration drugs to kids, dangerous hormones and cutting off children's breasts or voice surgery for children?

It's the only sure fire way they are able to reproduce.

 

[Tomie Ito]

I have to say, its kinda suspicious if the person is contacting minors on twitter who were in the catboy ranch and telling them they WERE GROOMED BY KEFFALS without really any evidence backing it up. It feels forced and gay lmfao.

Just as forced and gay as it is to manipulate minors into taking hormone drugs to cause irreversible damage to their bodies?

 

[Harp of Erin]

Hes going to the one part of western Europe still mostly free of Muslims. Not for a lack of trying, mind you, just Irish Nationalists are a tad bit too vocal to allow their countries culture and Demographics to be destroyed by mass immigration, but progressive enough to allow freaks of nature to come over like Lucas.

I wish, the mainstream parties including Sinn Féin (though much of SF's voter base is more anti-immigration than the party itself) are all completely pozzed on immigration and social issues in general, the only exception that have any seats are Aontú.

 

[Karras Rising]

Keffals, you will never be an intellectual. You sit stinking in your hug bunker using words like "ontological" when you don't even know what they mean. Your followers are dimwitted sycophants whose average age is the same as their average IQ. You don't have a single insightful thing to say about social justice, and you've done more to harm the cause than you have to champion it. You are but a brainless eunuch, revelling in your fifteen minutes of fame, fated to be a laughing stock, full of resentment and rage, signifying nothing.

 

[SamBox9029]

It's the only sure fire way they are able to reproduce.

The fact that there are people that would want to reproduce with those creatures is sad.

 

[No0neKnows]

He'll have to at least make a pit stop in Troon too, surely.

oh yes the famous one

 

[Scooter Kid]

kosovo flag - ACK!

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@OrsonZedd tweeted this

Lucas got somebody killed.

 

[Echelon]

oh yes the famous one

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That must be fake, I don't believe Jewsh would ever host the farms in the UK

 

[NoTimeToLose]

I think the best, most entertaining way forward would be to have a tag-team debate: @Null + @Destiny vs. Keffals + Vivian, on the topic of what constitutes free speech. Moderated by the one and only Ethan Ralph

@Null doesn't associate himself with @Destiny, so better bet for @Destiny + @Flamenco lmao

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Keffals has made six figures in a week off of being a lolcow, why would he want to stop?

He will burn the money quickly and all it takes is one popular cat boy saying “Yeah, this dude erotic role played with me when I was a tween.”

It’s not a matter of if, it’s when. Dude will eventually have this happen and the impact is going to be worse and worse the more eyes he has on him.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

@Null doesn't associate himself with @Destiny, so better bet for @Destiny + @Flamenco lmao

Well according to Destiny himself on his @Winter account, he plays DOTA 2 with Null every weekend. They're best buddies, and Destiny cosigns everything Null does. And Null's a murderer, so what does that say about Destiny, hmm?

 

[cigint]

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I seriously hope he hooks up with one of the copious sand niggers they have in Europe. The absolute hilarity that will ensue when the guy discovers that "little factoid" keffals doesn't think he needs to disclose. It's going to be killer.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

I think it's ironic that Shaun's talking about stalking of all things considering his former gf literally has his name automatically muted on her streams.

 

[Girl Abuser]

Water continues to be carried.

The best part about this is that the X had the idea of letting Keffal live with a compound of streamers.



Imagine: You live in a shitty camp grounds with a bunch of leftist political streamers, and all fat and filthy for they never lived anywhere where they weren't pamdered by modern tools. They all beg for more food as their gullet is never statisfied, all needing more technology, and more HRT so that they are able to give to their discord minors.

Then you see it, Keffals on an eletric wheelchair, and fat with a crowd behind her grabbing a dude in the middle. Keffals has a black veil and the crowd holding down the person chant "Kill the NEO NAZI."

"For your crimes against the troon cause and troon allah, you will have to be exacuted for saying "Keffal's is not that hot." in a twitter thread praising my looks."

She slowly rises the matchate, and quickly chops the dude's head off.

This is your life, you live in purity spiral that is the camp grounds of political streamers eating eachother.

Spoiler: Fat Slob

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I wish, the mainstream parties including Sinn Féin (though much of SF's voter base is more anti-immigration than the party itself) are all completely pozzed on immigration and social issues in general, the only exception that have any seats are Aontú.

Its the same shit here in the UK, every major party is completely fucking pozzed on the issue of immigration to the point Its a taboo to even bring it up, despite the fact the Conservatives routinely promised to reduce it back in 2019.

Shits just gonna continually get worse here, as they are everywhere in Europe.

Edit: Sincere apologies for unrelated political sperging, got sidetracked

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Why Europe? Unless Keffals plans to go underground as a 45 year old Italian woman he risks either being hatecrimed by muslims or being hatecrimed by Slavs.

I mean Ukraine seems pretty nice to visit this time around. It's a good place to lay low from the mean words, slurs, doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing, and the surprise pizzas and disappear without a trace.

 

[unrealistic expectations]

Because they want to groom and fuck sad confused kids who are easy to control while deep diving into weird fetish shit.

They also want to distract everyone from the fact that they're degenerate fetishists with the idea of "trans kids". It's an optics thing that they need the public to swallow.

Yeah these catboi teens are older than the actual children "trans kids" we see getting paraded around by clout seeking parents, but they are still young enough that no one wants to focus too hard on the fetish part, and so they're infantalised and showcased in the same way.