Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[CervixHammer]

I see them doing this stupid fucking shit on Twitter and I keep thinking that they're trying to bully a website into doing their bidding.
I fucking hate Twitter and to quote some user whose username I forget: "Everything I've learned about Keffals has been against my will."

I mean... Except for lurking this thread, lmfao.

not to "O MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE GAMERGAAAATE" in 2022, but I can't not feel deja vu:

(I think these are Anthony Burch talking to Bro Team Pill.)
can't wait for the leaked DMs where somebody from Keffals' discord says something about how they were groomed into cybering and sending nudes or something, but they "have" to defend Keffals because according to Wikipedia, Kiwi Farms murdered 3 people.

or something will come out like that audio of Ian Miles Cheong saying "I didn't SWAT Andy Warski, I just called his local police and told them he's armed and dangerous, prone to bouts of schizophrenia and violence. that's not just me trying to get him killed, it's also true."

 

[Catboys the Musical]

[screencapped messages from this man]:

Remember when Anthony Burch's wife left him for another man, and took his Nintendo Switch?
Or when Anita Sarkeesian quote tweeted him and said he was a cool dude, so he printed her tweet, framed it, and put it on display in his living room?

 

[A-Stump]

A BP cow throws her hat into the ring in support of Keffals. I've got to give it to him, he's good at uniting retards under one banner.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Keffals retweeted Fatrick S. Tomlinson in the war against Cloudflare

(A)

 

[Oxyjen]

Normie reaction isn’t going to well for Lucas. People are getting really annoyed with the media flogging a fragrant attention whore.

I assume we can blame autocorrect for that one!

 

[TenMilesWide]

Remember when Anthony Burch's wife left him for another man, and took his Nintendo Switch?
Or when Anita Sarkeesian quote tweeted him and said he was a cool dude, so he printed her tweet, framed it, and put it on display in his living room?

Switch wasn't out yet, she took the WiiU.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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A BP cow throws her hat into the ring in support of Keffals. I've got to give it to him, he's good at uniting retards under one banner.

In an island of retards, Keffals would be the one who can cut his own hotdogs into smaller pieces so he can eat them. Thus he is king.

 

[Kyuss]

I don't think I've ever commited a crime out of love. Christ, my head hurts..

Maybe not a crime, but if you've ever been in love. You've sinned.
RECANT SINNER.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

If I ever hear Stochastic Terrorism again outside of this circle of imbeciles I'm going to shit my brain out of my own asshole. My brain would then grow its own arm just to make sure it was flushed down the toilet and drowned out of it's misery at the phrase.

I feel the same about 'Ontologically evil'

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Switch wasn't out yet, she took the WiiU.

you could probably get more money nowadays reselling a Wii U tbh, considering nintendo consoomers

 

[Dead Wayne]

a fragrant attention whore.

I assure you, he's anything but...

 

[frap]

Keffals retweeted Fatrick S. Tomlinson in the war against Cloudflare
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Schizo theory: Fatrick wants Keffals to succeed like he previously did in taking down the OnA subreddit so our previously divided attentions all zero in on Keffals when the site is back up, much as happened to him at the start of his own trolling. He’s trying to pass the torch, so to speak.

Not going to happen, child.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I assume we can blame autocorrect for that one!

Auto correct is the bane of my existence.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

UGLY MALE YELLS AT CLOUDS: the thread.

 

[CervixHammer]

That was a joke. I personally think the very concept of hate crime is retarded. If someone like Kerfuffle gets beaten up it's because someone took him for an easy target.

On the other hand I don't think I've ever commited a crime out of love. Christ, my head hurts..

ah, that moment of bliss before you remember the Farms exist because of someone who is currently in jail for a Love Crime.

there's a pickle wiggler in the kiwiggler thread right? there has to be

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

not to "O MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE GAMERGAAAATE" in 2022, but I can't not feel deja vu:
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(I think these are Anthony Burch talking to Bro Team Pill.)
can't wait for the leaked DMs where somebody from Keffals' discord says something about how they were groomed into cybering and sending nudes or something, but they "have" to defend Keffals because according to Wikipedia, Kiwi Farms murdered 3 people.

or something will come out like that audio of Ian Miles Cheong saying "I didn't SWAT Andy Warski, I just called his local police and told them he's armed and dangerous, prone to bouts of schizophrenia and violence. that's not just me trying to get him killed, it's also true."

I don't see how documenting what people WILLINGLY put ONLINE is murdering someone, that's on the person who commits suicide.

That and saying this place is full of neo-Nazis, like.... where? I know "nigger" is thrown around but at least speech isn't policed 24/7, like oh my god you committed a micro-aggression or some shit.

 

[brit loser]

Lucas is getting less and less engagement on these tweets lol. Getting desperate, already called in all his favours, but they have actual news to cover so they can't spend 24 hours a day screeching about KF.

At this point it's just the same 6000 or so twitter trannies and their tech/jannie friends. Normies still don't know or care about you, Lucas.

Cloudflare doesn't give a shit, they will just block you. They have business to conduct.

You know nothing will happen and it's killing you inside. All the twitter hashtag gay ops in the world wont make any difference. Sad.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Not bad. The original copypasta is about Ryan Gosling, right?

Flying lotus

 

[coomer mcgee]

NEW ARTICLE || ARCHIVE

Lucas says canuck police can't [and won't] do shit

Who leaked the no-fly list plan???

 

[lain!]

I saw Keffals at a grocery store in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cadbury bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Where in Dublin? Or is this some meme I'm too much of a newfag to understand?