Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas needs to realize this site is not about him. He has a thread here and an active one for now anyway but he's just another cow in the grass at the end of the day. His selfishness stops him from understanding this though.

Got to love when Narcisstic Personality Disorder only works in your inner circle of cash cows wanting your attention.

But you got to admit, it’s fucking hilarious when a cow posts to their entire flock/cult that they took down the farms, only for it to returns a few hours later— not even fucking 24 hours of waiting.
 
I didn't even notice the site was down for a little while, cause unlike Keffals I have other things to do with my time than rage at strangers on the internet all day.
There's this amazing ability that we possess to have hobbies and outside interests which they don't. Keffals entire life is online so they can't even imagine that people like me didn't even notice :story:
 
Keffalsister learns why you need to hide your phone number when joining a public Telegram group:
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The most horrifying act in the history of mankind; deadnaming:
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not gonna lie that may have been one of the most hilarious things i have experienced in a good while. the site goes down for a tiny bit all of a sudden they all think they won as if it was that easy to take the site down. if it was that easy to take places like this down forever 4chan would have died years ago.

good job committing an actual crime and destroying your entire campaign since i dont think cloudflare is gonna be all too happy with people fucking with their services especially if those people are constantly harassing them.
 
I thought trannies were supposed to be good at tech.

Cloudflare is hopeless against botnets that use methods to get around CF‘s firewall. I’ve dealt with attacks before where 99% of it all came from the same few ASNs in third world countries, with Host headers that a normal browser would never produce, and Cloudflare did fuck all to stop it so I had to make custom rules. If CF dropped the farms as a client it really would not do much for their DDoS protection (as what an hour ago just proved?)
 
The guy believes that he's the main character of this world and that he's important the revolves around him, but in reality he's just another cow on this site.

He's going to get the shock of his life in Europe when no one knows who the fuck he is. If he goes to a non English speaking part of the EU it will be even worse for him. He'll just get ..ignored. womp, womp.
 
God, what first world problems these people have. Waaah waaah, they won't accept the gaping wound I have to constantly irritate between my legs as a vagina! Waah waaah, they laughed when I posted pictures of myself in caked on makeup and a wig I dug out of the salon's dumpster! Waah waaah, they doxxed me by screen capping my public profile on social media where I list my full legal name, phone number, and physical address!

Maybe I'm just an oldfag, but when internet became widely available for the masses, it was taught that whatever you post will be there for others to see. From photos to 3 am revelations after your 3rd pot brownie, at least one person is going to see that, and at least one more is going to laugh to themselves and say "Wow, what a fucking retard", and then show it to their friends. If you don't want people to laugh at you, don't post. If you don't want people to find out who is behind your hot twitter takes, don't link it to your real life. No one gives a shit if you actually get the farms shut down. Yeah, at worst, it'd be kind of shitty to lose the place to get unbiased information, gossip, and laughter without corporate censorship, but life also goes on. You think shutting down a forum is going to stop people from linking videos, pictures, or twitter accounts to friends in a messenger saying "Look at this retard, holy shit!"? You think people aren't still going to see your posts, chuckle, shake their heads, and go back to ignoring your flailing for attention?

Meanwhile, no rainwater on Earth is safe to consume any more. 90% of the ocean's life is expected to die due to the climate change big business does nothing to stop, but rather try to shift blame to the average person. There's drought, famine, and disease crippling the human population worldwide, even in the wealthiest, most plentiful countries such as America and Canada. Our species is collectively fucked six ways to Sunday, but by god, they'll be sure to get your pronouns right in the ration lines, won't they? Well, only if you do something useful. You don't work, you don't eat- and your disability status will mean nothing. Enjoy being special while you still can, the world we're reaping will certainly have no time or place for it.
 
Why do keffals and his fucking cronies all speak like they're in a fucking cartoon and they're the hero?

My nigga, this is internet shit. Calm the fuck down and go outside, you fucking nerds.
This is what happens when you spend all day watching cartoons and anime, you think sounding intimidating is giving gay villain speeches
 
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