Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Why these people hate this site, is because every single one of these clout chasing retards all compulsively check the kiwi farms for shit about their enemies and themselves. And all of them know each other are doing it but no one has the balls to admit it. But worst of all is that normal fucking people, their fans and watchers, can plug in their fucking name and get the sauce on all the shit that's ever gone down, unfiltered, unskewed, and typed up by the most persuasive autist you've ever met.

Dead on. I just compulsively check this site to laugh at Patrick S. Tomlinson though. It's the best entertainment on the internet.
 
Wait, what? why is that amhole having faggot trying to make kiwifarms sound so cool?
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Because Kiwi Farms is so cool
 
the sad part is they ping him into the threads and then cry about him. kinda like keffals.
"Hahaha let me @ HHH"
"Oh no he's now laughing at me and bullying me"
"Time to cry to the jannies"


"Let me join a hashtag bandwagon to cry about KF"
"Oh no they're laughing at me"
"Time to contact CloudFlare"
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is "Impossible" and "I'm fucking retarded" but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
Footage of Null deploying the Cow Surveillance droid army from the Florida HQ equiped with cameras to monitor all lolcows (2023)
Whatever you do, don't tell Lucas about the highly experimental anti-tranny death droids we've definitely deployed for field testing. This is highly experimental tech and cannot fall into enemy tranny hands lest they turn that 42% into an 88% fatality rate trying to reverse engineer the damned things. Their deployment is top secret and no one can know:

Nb4 some fatmad tranny actually takes this post seriously.
 
Didn’t he actually shut it down for a few months because someone (was it Vaush? Vance? Someone with a V name) started threatening his family and he decided that he wasn’t willing to put them at risk.

That’s the only thing I can think of that might count as ‘pretending’.
Yeah the V guy... Can't recall his name

but that wasn't a fake, and that was years and years ago now
Vordrac/sam colingwood smith or something
 
There's a breadtube thread but its incredibly boring. Just like the people in breadtube. Deadpan voices "Where. Everyone. talks. Like this."

Didn't realize you could replicate the effect of ambien with the human voice.
 
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