Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[McKim's Rolled Roof]

Nice try, Lucas, you stupid fucking troon. You'll never be a woman, just a fucked up boy with titties.

 

[Sammich]

No Keffals, you win, please stop, I'll become an egg if you just let me find out if Jack Scalfani undercooked chicken again. I can't go an hour without knowing if Patrick Tomilson is still fat. I beg you, sir.

Never been fat, stalker child.

 

[SFINAE]

On a tangential note, I can't imagine what's gonna happen once Matthew Prince leaves Cloudflare. I don't expect that that any replacement for him will stand anywhere near as strongly in support of free speech.

 

[Kyuss]

This guy doesn't have a heart

Come on big man, at the end of the day we all want our true and honest sweetheart.
Null gets unlimited foot traffic with rising lolcows. lolcows get all the attention they ever wanted.
Is that relationship any less valid than the 55% of divorces that happen yearly?

 

[WillGZ]

I wonder if Keffals can go a full day without internet access. I feel it would be so sobbering it would induce suicidal ideation.

Instant suicide, he would leave no time

 

[Arctic]

Was scared for a moment that the site was down for good. This place is the last bastion against the troons, please don't die on me.

 

[MaxFromKekistan]

Hey Keffles I know you're lurking

How was the pizza?

 

[Gorefield]

Keffals isn’t tweeting about us being down he must be sleeping his 16 hours a day.

He is currently using his backup twitter for some reason.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M, you stupid faggot. It's your side's own term, and you're guilty by your own definition.

 

[Narr Then]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

'Keffals has many enemies and his KF thread has emboldened them. It's not KFs fault that Lucas made those enemies'.

You see how that works Lukey? And now, one of your horde has swatted an actual rep and tried to blame the farms, and one user in particular. Whilst also claiming tranny rights like a fucking retard.

Whoever it is gonna get FUCKED for that.

The farms win again lol

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

If you don't condone criminal behaviour then why do you want Cloudflare to drop the shield?

Oh right, you are a liar, Keffals. Of course you do condone DDoSing. You just can't openliy say that on Shitter because it could cause trouble.
We all know it. I know it, you know it, Null knows it, everyone knows it.

Eat shit, bigot.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

I DINDU NUFFIN! I WUZ A GUD BOI GURL!
You were gloating the site went down for a while, meanwhile your ditchguards did the dirty work. Doesn't matter, it still incriminates you.

Riddle me this, Batman:
Who loves children, but is running out of time,
hates a bird and is mad enough to commit crime?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Keffal kittens not like this! We were supposed to win over the Nazis at kiwifarms just like when we, the troon troops, won in WW2. Keffals I need another gofundme to throw money at! Oh God no!

 

[veeeeeeeee]

Wise man once said, "We can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent"

 

[Seora]

That gofundme money sure didn’t buy a lot of DDos Downtime maybe it went to more sub sandwiches.

 

[Harvey Danger]

If you don't condone criminal behaviour then why do you want Cloudflare to drop the shield?

Oh right, you are a liar, Keffals. Of course you do condone DDoSing. You just can't openliy say that on Shitter because it could cause trouble.
We all know it. I know it, you know it, Null knows it, everyone knows it.

Eat shit, bigot.

That, and it's the only company associated with KF that has a real social media presence.

Lucas, the fabled "trans activist", doesn't do shit unless it involves clicking around an international corporation's user-friendly website.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Imagine spending all the time and money and possible legal ramifications that could ruin your life forever just to inconvenience a stupid Internet forum for a couple of hours all for the honor of some gay dicksnipped tranny pedophile who grooms children

Just imagine it, imagine actually being that person

 

[My Name is Mud]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

Let's use the same exact logic he's using: if he didn't DDoS us by proxy (by promoting it), then we didn't cause anyone's suicide (by gossiping about it).
Stupid faggot.

 

[Scumsucker]

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M, you stupid faggot. It's your side's own term, and you're guilty by your own definition.

You just committed a stochastic terrorism by teaching me about stochastic terrorism you fucking nazi chud

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Subservient users shall be rewarded favor upon the dimensional merge.

I want laser-beam eyes, fucker.