Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Fat Nerd]

I'm one outage away from Pokémon-evolving from a terrorist to a super terrorist.

 

[dumbledore]

So while the site was down keffals fanbase committed actual literal terrorism?

Can’t wait to see how we beat this.

The lawyer which he will allegedly take to court to sue Null will have a lot of fun trying to justify Keffals actions and criminal activity.
Glowies will be disappointed as well, as he literally shoot his own leg.

 

[Kyuss]

Kotaku

I'm going to be real for a second. Did I merge into a dimension where it's 2010 and Kotaku is relevant again? Is tumblr suddenly a blog site again also and not a porn tag collection?

 

[Girl Abuser]

"We shall go our way into battle . . .

And we shall be accompanied by the autism of millions of our frens, our site tortured and burned for their posts,

Our doss'ed site and deleted posts, our censored opinions and groomed children.

And in this battle we shall make fun of the Keffal and bring memes to our thread,

Tried in the furnace of Twitter, thirsting only for jokes, for sneed, and for ungroomed children."

- MENACHEM BEGIN speaking to the people of Israel on the radio, preparing them for an Arab attack, May 14, 1948

 

[AgendaPoster]

Reporting for duty, our homeland is under attaq from fat troonies, not allow

 

[Evilronald]

Has anyone mentioned Vaush coming to the defense of Keffals? It’s so sickening hearing Lucas act like he’s relevant in any way, literally no one cares. It’s two groomers jerking eachother off. Apparently we’re 50% nazis and 50% destiny fans here.

 

[yydszmiteg1]

I'm one outage away from Pokémon-evolving from a terrorist to a super terrorist.

You joke but troons are one twitter outage away from a noose.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

I just see that tv show tranny "My name is jazz" or whatever. All transexuals slowly start looking the same. You see the same thing when people follow the same diet or lifestyle changes. Do the same thing, end up slowly looking the same.

Sadly Safiya is a biological woman who makes beauty and fashion videos. The fact that she looks like the literal twin of a troon is very unfortunate for her.

 

[cia-log]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

Keffals' lawyer on suicide watch

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

A little Kiwiggler animation now when the thread is up, thanks for keeping the site up and interesting. < 3

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Good job, although I was expecting the Kiwiggler to slowly come towards the screen and say 'it's", before cutting to the Connection Down page - but I guess that's just my own kind of humour.

 

[B'owl]

Keffals' lawyer on suicide watch

I feel bad for Lucas's lawyer, I wonder how his lawyer could want to take any case regarding Lucas.

 

[The Old Road]

You just committed a stochastic terrorism by teaching me about stochastic terrorism you fucking nazi chud

What the fuck is with your quote? It sure as hell isn’t in the post you linked.

 

[Dawn Pennis]

What Null doesn't know is that the reason the farms were down was because I uploaded a zip bomb called gunt.7z onto the main server.
The RalphaMale wins again!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Keffals, I told you a few months ago that you were at the point of no return, welcome to the abyss. You will never overcome this time period and you will never exceed this no matter how hard you try. You are now looking at a federal prison arc for spearheading a crime across country borders. I sexed your mom is not the way out of this and you will not be able to accept that in a jail cell with someone who really IS transphobic. This was your choice. You chose violence and you are going to lose.

 

[Violence King]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

WON'T SOMEONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME GOSSIP SITE?

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

Never thought I'd be on side with Twitter for flagging Keffals' tweet as hateful and inciting violence, but here we are. Get fucked, fag.

 

[B'owl]

Never thought I'd be on side with Twitter for flagging Keffals' tweet as hateful and inciting violence, but here we are. Get fucked, fag.

Lucas has made me side with fucking TWITTER, how can you be such a fuck up that I side with Twitter because of you?

 

[Markass the Worst]

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"I didn't do it, but commanded my legion of dents to take down the farms by all means necessary."

(A)

WON'T SOMEONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME GOSSIP SITE?

The funniest thing is this is probably the best example of "stochastic terrorism" you could ask for, only issue is it was perpetrated by a troon and troons must never be blamed for their own actions.

 

[Evilronald]

I know one site that would let keffals post whatever insane shit he wanted… the kiwifarms. I’m sure Null would love to give him a verified tag.

 

[My Name is Mud]

So that's why Lucas' trying to flee the continent. He's wasn't trying to escape from prosecution for a past crime, he's trying to escape from prosecution for a crime that he was about to commit. Very nice Lucas, pullin' the ol' dump n' run.
Too bad you dun goofed and the consequences will never be the same, for the cyberpolice has backtraced you.