Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Never have I wanted to off myself more than when Kiwifarms was down. Just leave the fucking servers alone, please...
I've never had a worse day in my life. I have a few methods lined up but yeah...
Going to do it soon if the site goes down again. I have a few methods lined up.
Gabagool ass Italian will have to work harder to get you all but I'm already banned everywhere...
Every time I find someplace new to fit in it always goes to shit. I've lived my whole life on the fringe and finally think I have something.
Real ones know what I'm talking about. Godspeed.

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I hope his next part of fatwa against the Mango Ranch is something like this
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>a notice of a person's death usually with a short biographical account.
Why does keffals blow things out of proportion?
 
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@SwanSwanson your post made Lucas's penis fronthole hard
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My sides. This thing actually CHOSE this picture of himself.
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20 pages of Kiwis laughing at this faggot, while he's desperately hitting F5 hoping for tears. He was so overjoyed to find the single worried post he tweeted it within minutes.

Lucas, you're pathetic. Nobody here is writing the site's obituary. Your "success" depends on script kiddies committing crimes for pennies a day, and pajeets in data centers not responding to support tickets.

I'll leave you with the words of Dear Feeder himself.

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As he says at the bottom of every page, Live Free Or Die.

Lucas is a man who will never be free of his crippling dependence on drugs, hormones, and the meaningless validation of nobodies on social media.

His only option is to fuck off and die.
 
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Here's the thing while this place is fun and most of y'all are funny to read if the Orchards goes down... so what? Somebody else will take up the mantle. Kiwis will spread and will go invade other sites. We won't stop. We'll just be less centralized except for the secret Discord sites and the other backup sites we have going. But you know, can't make it too obvious for Lucas and the rest to find us until we want them to.

And in the meantime we'll go on with our lives while Lucas copes and seethes knowing that his biggest success in life was taking down a website composed of people who just want to laugh at people like him. And that's incredibly funny.
 
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This lol.

The only way you end up here with a thread in the first place is by being an S Tier tard or POS. Keffals isn't here because he's trans or LBGT whatever the fuck. Here's he because he's a piece of shit and goes after kids.

Most other cows will either ignore their threads, argue for it to be taken down, or accept it. Only the trans and adjacent cows turn it into an attention/victim shitshow when its their fault they are here to begin with
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Most people archived on this site are just idiots to laugh at, but the other half are legitimately dangerous actors who shouldn't be around vulnerable people, let alone minors. The only people who want kiwi farms to go down are the people who do not want their previous attempts at psychopathy to be publicly noted and archived; people who fear any of their old antics just by-chance being archived and brought to light years later. Keffals and the like would thrive under a lack of public scrutiny, that's the whole goal of this attack in the first place, however pathetic it is to begin with.
Keffals is a legitimate danger to children and mentally vulnerable young-adults. It will never be a woman, and god's work is being done here on the farms.
 
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I can’t go on living without Kiwifarms. Keffals has taken so much from me. I’m sorry but I can’t keep living. I’m taking my own life. My death is all your fault Keffals. I hope you’re happy.

Edit: This is AncientPhospur’s twin brother. I just found him dead with a note blaming his suicide on someone called Lucas Robert. I’ll be posting on his account from now on. It’s what he would want.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Here's the thing while this place is fun and most of y'all are funny to read if the Orchards goes down... so what? Somebody else will take up the mantle. Kiwis will spread and will go invade other sites. We won't stop. We'll just be less centralized except for the secret Discord sites and the other backup sites we have going. But you know, can't make it too obvious for Lucas and the rest to find us until we want them to.

And in the meantime we'll go on with our lives while Lucas copes and seethes knowing that his biggest success in life was taking down a website composed of people who just want to laugh at people like him. And that's incredibly funny.
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Once Null finishes Ruforo since its going to be open source the ability to random people to open up forums is going to increase massively
 
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You know, I am honestly scared. Will this site be able to withstand this type of scrutiny and focused attack? Never before has this site gone down like this. Be it during Near's suicide or anything else I can remember. A woman as powerful as Keffels is honestly terrifying. Woman truly is the n-word of the world.
 
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