Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[xQc]

I wish I had the confidence of a 1-out-of-10 trans person.

Confidence? Bodybuilders and models have confidence. They don't have to be constantly be affirmed that they are in the correct body and that they looked good every second of their waking lives. Fuck they pay therapists to play roleplay and tell them their mangled faces DO look like women.
The emperor has no clothes.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

yeah you caught me im keffals picrew pfp obviously joined within the past 2 years cant comprehend posts unless theyre made in plain direct 0 irony laden english. also youre literally trans. you and lucas should frot dicks behind a dumpster and neck yourselves from the same bridge.

You're really, really bad at this.

 

[I don't swear]

Am I the only one who thought MTG stood for Magic: The Gathering?

 

[AltisticRight]

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Lucas, what's the point of DDoSing your "website" when all your grift social links are in your birdapp biography, this literally makes no sense.

 

[Washizu Iwao]

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Its ALWAYS the Nazi Kiwifarms users guys!!! Theres no other way something bad could've happened to me it's always the Kiwi farms users!

 

[104]

Keffals is in an airport terminal confirmed! Start calculating potential routes to Dublin ASAP.

adding to this, I recommend listening to The Ventures version of California Dreamin while doing this

 

[Nointey]

yeah you caught me im keffals picrew pfp obviously joined within the past 2 years cant comprehend posts unless theyre made in plain direct 0 irony laden english. also youre literally trans. you and lucas should frot dicks behind a dumpster and neck yourselves from the same bridge.

Please shut up

 

[Dan Schneider]

I’m 100% convinced this axewounder “doxxed” himself just to get free money from his underage fanbase. 80,000$ just from pretending to be in life threatening danger because you ordered Uber eats to yourself.

Why waste autism on identifying bedsheets, just to pizza bomb? It makes no sense. This ”communist” now can live comfortably for two years by faking a pizza-bombing.

 

[Kyuss]

Why the fuck are you not using a VPN at all times?

I don't use a VPN so that I have a track record on purpose which makes you seem super normie.
If my handler has to look at everything I look at, he is going to be seeing a lot of JAV porn.

 

[Candle Crusader]

Some o' you guys are gettin' a little too heated over this, just sit back, doodle, and laugh, maybe crack a joke here and there.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

oh did I miss a flight tracking saga or was that the only thing DDoSing the Farms accomplished?
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less than an hour until Keffals doxxxxxxxed by IRA sheets, presumably.

We don’t want you Keffals. Go home.

 

[nekrataal]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, keffals?

2200 EST, 08/29/22, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

Bring as many of your troon friends as you want, I’ll be laughing at you while you and them join the 42% because you’ll never be real women.

 

[AgendaPoster]

They're starting to get it

 

[stillgay]

yeah you caught me im keffals picrew pfp obviously joined within the past 2 years cant comprehend posts unless theyre made in plain direct 0 irony laden english. also youre literally trans. you and lucas should frot dicks behind a dumpster and neck yourselves from the same bridge.

Can we limit posting abilities to accounts that are at least 6 months old?

 

[The Line]

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Archive of keffals.gg taken immediately after this tweet was posted.
keffals.gg is up. It is not being DDOSed. How will Lucas justify this claim?

 

[Pendulous Dong]

It has your ip now, you know that right?

What the fuck do I care if some tranny has my IP?
What are they gonna do, tell my ISP that I'm calling a fat guy by his real name on the Internet?

 

[McVeigh's Revenge]

I wish I had the confidence of a 1-out-of-10 trans person.

Its more like lack of self awareness.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[White Girl]

Can we limit posting abilities to accounts that are at least 6 months old?

More like a year.

 

[CervixHammer]

They're starting to get it

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>I can't distinguish between groypers and keffals' troon squad

18 NAKED GROYPERS IN THE SHOWERS AT CATBOY RANCH