Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

SuperShibuyaFighter · Aug 25, 2022

Breadbassket said:
Majorie Taylor Greene is a RINO masquerading as a populist who makes Alex Jones look sane by comparison. The only principles she holds are the ones that get her votes.

The only good thing about this Keffals sperging was that this ended up exposing another fake Republican to many.

PointOfNoReturnPoint · Aug 25, 2022

Big Wood said:
Also, always remember to use a long randomized password, a permanent email that doesn't link back to anything, and try to use a VPN/TOR.

VPN/TOR is only if you do some really evil shit. Otherwise unless you have some direct evidence you did something bad they dont bother with it.

MuuMuu Bunnylips · Aug 25, 2022

Francium said:
could've sworn this shit was taught in elementary schools, how unfortunate.

MANY SUCH CASES

AMHOLIO · Aug 25, 2022

Breadbassket said:
Just part of the KF experience really.

We're the jackass Florida Men of the internet. Hell, many people post while drunk or weed high, some of us are even strung out on meth, heroin, or bath salts like a proper Floridian lunatic.

killtheYids · Aug 25, 2022

All the time these troons are wasting to take down this site, meanwhile the REAL women are busy living life and getting sex and adoration, the thing troons are seeking all along.

Meriasek · Aug 25, 2022

Vesperus said:
German is easy. First, replace the 'th' with 'z'
Zen you replace all the "w" with "v"
Zen after you correct ze vords vith ze right spelling you vill get into ze shower!

And they say germans have no sense of humor.
(edit: actually, they don't, but only because we keep shooting them)

Our humour is impeccable. After all, you can't spell "Auschwitz" without "Witz".
"Witz" meaning "joke" in German.

So Keffalump is already in Europe? How long until he either doxes himself again or gets beaten up by some drunk leprechaun?

Fields Of Rye · Aug 25, 2022

Dr. Matthew C. Harris said:
It's only a trophy if you're not actually MATI.

If you seethe, Keffals gets content. If you stay calm and post normally, Keffals has to reach really hard. And we get funnier content when Keffals isn't just like "see, this dude is TOTALLY mad at me, what an own!". Plus it just makes you look like a guy who gets mad at a bathtub HRT Catboy Ranch groomer, which is not that great a look. Just point and laugh instead!

You don't understand. With our site disrupted the ritual is broken, this is super serial business. We all have to cope and sneed because we're getting epically owned by a handful of idiots with a botnet.

Honestly though this is a very flaccid DDOS. I had higher hopes. I thought the troons were good at like, this one thing.

MagicalGooseJester · Aug 25, 2022

I know it was posted before but all of it would be solved if the man just turned off the screen and left the internet for a while, but he loves the attention, he loves to be talked about its like he feeds on this power trips and people around him feel an imaginary purpose and if they doing something important, in reality, they just make clowns of yourself and are being used by a bigger clown.

PointOfNoReturnPoint · Aug 25, 2022

killtheYids said:
All the time these troons are wasting to take down this site, meanwhile the REAL women are busy living life and getting sex and adoration, the thing troons are seeking all along.

I went out, got some smokes, got food, slept and...lo and behold site is back! OH NO, MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED BY KEFFALS. lol not even for a few hours.

Breadbassket · Aug 25, 2022

Fields Of Rye said:
Honestly though this is a very flaccid DDOS. I had higher hopes. I thought the troons were good at like, this one thing.

Well like when it comes to Transgenders and passing, they failed horribly.

SuperShibuyaFighter · Aug 25, 2022

HTTP Error 404 said:
I believe Cloudflare took away Null's ability to use custom error pages thanks to Keffals crying about the 41% comment in it.

Are you sure, I don't even think Cloud Flare has done anything to KF at all. I'm wondering if Null took that down himself to avoid giving him and the website a bad look.

The trannies are claiming Null is encouraging violence and death threats so the fact that Null needs to be responsible right now and needs to show that that's not the point of this website I'm guessing he removed it.

Pyromaniac · Aug 25, 2022

Hello Keffals/Lucas,

I normally just lurk around, pointing and chuckling at the lolcows- just sit back and enjoy the factual information flowing in form of archiving, screenshots and it goes on but holy shit- your delusion knows no bounds to the point where you are toxic to almost everyone that you come in contact with and you lie and lie and lie so much to the point that you're like this; treating your body like that when it was working just fine before. I also knew one troon who chopped off his dick to turn it into vagoo and it is lifetime of pain, medications and some shit that you have to keep doing to keep it healthy down there and it is not fucking normal at all.

Or are you just an persona that you created for yourself to distance yourself from all of the dumb and fucked up choices that you've made over your life?
-Hating women as a "woman"
-Ratioing
-Destiny fiasco
-Bobposting
-Child Grooming / Child Manipulation
-The Catboy Ranch
-List goes on across this almost 1500 pages thread.

There's one thing that I don't think you understand- Streisand effect.

More you scream, point, accuse and try to shut down Kiwifarms only brings more people here and you know what's the best part?

It will show them all of the crimes and wrongdoings that you've done.

All of the screenshots taken, everything that you've done or said is documented and almost all of it is archived.

It's an disaster watching all of this happening; grifting your "fans" and I feel nothing but pity for you Keffals and I only foresee disaster of your own design coming upon you at some point/someday and I will not even lift a finger because you've reaped what you sowed.

powerpsi · Aug 25, 2022

There's this Chinese troon called "Liz" Fong-Jones who is putting a lot of time and effort into helping Lucas and has some YouTube videos on this whole Cloudflare situation. What's interesting is that he is actually very successful (Google Engineer) and smart, credit where credit is due. He's also much older.. I would guess in his 40s at least. I'm not sure how someone with that level of intelligence and life experience could look at everything that Lucas has said and done, and not come to the obvious conclusion that Lucas is a grifter, narcissist, liar, and overall extremely vile individual. Im trying to find this chinks angle, I mean they have a shared troon lifestyle, but it just makes no sense to me that someone that intelligent and socially aware (he does not come across as severely autistic or anything like that), is a fucking keffals stan.

LUNEKO · Aug 25, 2022

Francium said:
could've sworn this shit was taught in elementary schools, how unfortunate.

It still is iirc, the difference is that before it was just regular etiquette on all forums and image boards to never post off topic shit about yourself, and then blogs became a thing, and that gave rise to social media that demands you post every second of your life onto the platform

abdulaziz · Aug 25, 2022

whitefore.st handles keffals shitshow of a website
found some interesting subdomains + other domain related info for anyone interested
please feel free to browse this list and see what shit you can find, im sure most are self explanatory but i havent checked many

merch.whitefore.st
stat.whitefore.st
l35.whitefore.st - keffals chat logs
intifada.whitefore.st - hosted by ovh, a vps of sorts
caliphate.whitefore.st - hosted by ovh, a vps of sorts
dev.whitefore.st - weird dev blog post
hcdn.whitefore.st - links to wiki link below
mail.whitefore.st
support.whitefore.st

keffals also owns the following domains, all registered with godaddy
keffals.net - has setup in 365 tenant
keffals.org - has setup in 365 tenant
keffals.info - has setup in 365 tenant, seems to be primary email
keffals.gg - main website address
keffals.co - looks empty
keffals.com - looks empty
keffals.ca - looks empty
keffals.gay - links to linktree
there will be some more, ive probably missed which keffals will revel in

keffals 365 tenant should have a default global admin account under the address admin@netorg10765991.onmicrosoft.com
i am going to assume that he has never touched this account or reset the password
the default 365 password format is 1 x capital letter, 2 x lower case letters, 5 x numbers - for example Xxx12345 and you can sign-in via portal.office.com

AMHOLIO · Aug 25, 2022

killtheYids said:
All the time these troons are wasting to take down this site, meanwhile the REAL women are busy living life and getting sex and adoration, the thing troons are seeking all along.

Speak for yourself, some of us had to do non-sex work while the site was down.

Fields Of Rye said:
Honestly though this is a very flaccid DDOS. I had higher hopes. I thought the troons were good at like, this one thing.

They were but the programming socks cut off the blood flow to their brains. Several farmers have touched on this, I wish I could find some of the post on their explanations because they make good sense.

Rommelbutt · Aug 25, 2022

PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
I went out, got some smokes, got food, slept and...lo and behold site is back! OH NO, MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED BY KEFFALS. lol not even for a few hours.

Eurokiwis even slept through it. We didn't even notice the downtime lmao

Francium · Aug 25, 2022

MagicalGooseJester said:
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I know it was posted before but all of it would be solved if the man just turned off the screen and left the internet for a while, but he loves the attention, he loves to be talked about its like he feeds on this power trips and people around him feel an imaginary purpose and if they doing something important, in reality, they just make clowns of yourself and are being used by a bigger clown.

it's almost like the word "cow" is hidden within "lolcow" and if he didn't give us stuff to milk we'd find another swollen udder of internet egoism to get our grubby little hands on. go figure!

metaxas1441 · Aug 25, 2022

PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
VPN/TOR is only if you do some really evil shit. Otherwise unless you have some direct evidence you did something bad they dont bother with it.

If it's some serious shit, I'd reccomend getting Whonix KVM set up; it runs all its traffic through TOR nodes too. My problem with VPNs is they are private companies who are still subject to laws and I have to just take their word for it that they aren't logging me. Even protonmail narced on some kid.

The Cheese Aisle · Aug 25, 2022

90theguy said:
Oh god, here we go
INB4 Keffals posts your message with "OH MY GOD GOYS, THEY'RE SEETHING BROS WE'RE WINNING. JUST TWO MORE WEEKS, TRUST THE PLAN1”

More of this pls they’re taking it so fucking seriously it’s cracking me up. Give me puzzles but I feel like it’s a phenomenon I keep seeing where Twitter users get REALLY INTENSE about relatively mundane things (probably because they haven’t faced any actual adversity) and it gets me every time.

SuperShibuyaFighter

Formerly LocalAnimeTard

PointOfNoReturnPoint

Kermit at a rave mofucka

MuuMuu Bunnylips

As warm and fuzzy as a duckling full of tarantulas

AMHOLIO

hot beavis summer

killtheYids

Meriasek

Fields Of Rye

Your friendly neighborhood schizoid

MagicalGooseJester

只是你喜欢苹果的普通狗:)

PointOfNoReturnPoint

Kermit at a rave mofucka

Breadbassket

SuperShibuyaFighter

Formerly LocalAnimeTard

Pyromaniac

ℌ𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠. 𝔇𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲?

powerpsi

LUNEKO

Worse maid in the business

abdulaziz

hearsay and conjecture

AMHOLIO

hot beavis summer

Rommelbutt

Just A Butt: Big Fart

Francium

absolute dogshit isotope

metaxas1441

The Cheese Aisle

Fresh Cheese