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I think Phil had that photo of himself on his Patreon page for a while. This month, and next month, Patreon is rolling out new "creator pages" for everyone. If you don't do anything, your new creator page will be built with assets recycled from your original one (pictures, videos, etc). It looks like that's what happened to DSP's.
 
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[QUOTE="Vault Boy, post: 1281409, member: 8530"Seeing as how TP is one of the easier Zelda games, I'd hate to see how badly he'll fuck up while playing it.[/QUOTE]
he somehow manged to screw up omega ruby and that was causalized i dont want to see how he will screw up an easy zelda game
 
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How do you manage to screw up a game made entirely for children? Those games are so straight forward and go out of their way to explain everything and tell you exactly what to do to move forward.

From what I remember the new Pokemon games are even easier if you equip the exp share because it over levels your team very quickly.
 
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TheKingofGout said:
How do you manage to screw up a game made entirely for children? Those games are so straight forward and go out of their way to explain everything and tell you exactly what to do to move forward.

From what I remember the new Pokemon games are even easier if you equip the exp share because it over levels your team very quickly.
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To borrow from the man himself, because he's a mentally ill (man)child
 
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Oh what a harsh and cruel life this young man must live... Why is he only posting about this now anyway? He did his Fallout 4 review at least a month ago
 

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tide453 said:
What was he gonna do with 20 bottlecaps and a green screen that would have been remotely entertaining.
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That's a great point, I can't even begin to see how either correlates with each other to begin with, it's like he just collected the bottle caps for the sake of complaining he couldn't use them for anything.

In other DSP news he gave Street Fighter V a 6.5 which I guess is fair enough considering the issues he had. Some of his criticisms though, such as 'were non competitive players abandoned??' aren't valid criticisms, they're just questions.
 
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tide453 said:
What was he gonna do with 20 bottlecaps and a green screen that would have been remotely entertaining.
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I could see placing the green screen on the ceiling, and then dropping bottlecaps at the camera and then make it looks like you're getting rained on with money or something in slow mo... but that would require way more effort than he's ever ever ever done.

And nothing made him do away with artwork, it made him do away with OTHER PEOPLES ARTWORK. Dude makes a living using other people's work, namely games, how can he not see how lucky he is that none of those studios are flagging him and be happy with what he has?
 
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FatNero said:
And nothing made him do away with artwork, it made him do away with OTHER PEOPLES ARTWORK. Dude makes a living using other people's work, namely games, how can he not see how lucky he is that none of those studios are flagging him and be happy with what he has?
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I think the managed partnership keeps that from happening to him, but yeah. He takes that for granted, definitely.
 
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TheKingofGout said:
How do you manage to screw up a game made entirely for children? Those games are so straight forward and go out of their way to explain everything and tell you exactly what to do to move forward.
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phil just doesn't listen
remember MGS and games like that.
as soon as a character would say "press X to do Y"
phil would start yelling OH MAH GAWD SHUT DA FUK UAP ARF ARF ARF CHING CHONG GAS JEWS
then bitch that the game didn't tell him.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
phil just doesn't listen
remember MGS and games like that.
as soon as a character would say "press X to do Y"
phil would start yelling OH MAH GAWD SHUT DA FUK UAP ARF ARF ARF CHING CHONG GAS JEWS
then bitch that the game didn't tell him.
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This. Phil doesn't have an attention span whenever he plays, which leads to so many face palm-inducing moments like this one.
 
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Phil's acting like server maintenance is some crazy and rare concept. He should really keep his mouth shit on things he doesn't understand.


Oh, your videos are real alright. They're just real pieces of dogshit.


The hubris is unbelievable. He has an ego the size of Jupiter...
 
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