Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dance For Us]

Since Keffals is reading this thread obsessively because he has nothing else going on in his life;

Hey there buddy! Are ya having fun reading the comments while sitting in the dark groping your fake man tits and axe wound?
Hope you're aware that the more attention you give the farms, the more people will discover the OP and everything about you.

Thanks for 1488 pages

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

1500 coming on fast. Been a fun ride so far. Assuming this dope posts yet another picture of themselves for spergs with too much time to cross-reference, we might hit 2000 easy.

it seems to have burned out a bit after keffals left for Europe but, something else could be happen.

 

[FinnSven]

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This will definitely age well.
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Erm………….,..

What the fuck does he think? That Europe is a morass of people and there is no kind of organization here?

If doxxing meant searching for someone door to door, then yep!

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Taylor Lorenz, the journalist who attempted to dox LibsofTikTok, retweeted Keffals.

This cow crossover's old, pimp. Lorenz wrote an entire puff piece on Lucas a while back.

 

[The Ultimate Niggler]

We saw from the photo's what /pol/ was made up of.

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The redhead in that photo is an actor by the name of Cameron Monoghan (you can claim I'm full of shit by they look identical)...

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

I FUCKING MISSED IT

Edit: YWNBAW, trannies. Cope, seethe and dilate.

Lolcows always eat the pizza's and Lucas is fat.

I am willing to bet actual money that Lucas wasn’t actually hacked in the second instance and just ordered that much fast food.

This guy is so dumb lol
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Found some other loon in his replies:
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>doxxing is wrong!
>someone should doxx KF users

>republicans are EVIL!
>anyways I just wrote a letter to MTG

of course he was doing the "Bernie Sanders and his supporters are racist!" thing during the Democratic primaries.
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Forgetting about the rural poor is a fault of the Democratic Party, what made Sanders so appealing, and part of what got us Trump. But keep playing oppression Olympics, educated Asian man in populous United States city.

 

[Sammich]

All the makeup in the world isn't going to hide Polish Subhuman's, Jewishness. This sort of subversion is what caused problems for them last time around.

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GODDAMNIT!! It's suppose to be smokey eyes, not a fuckign tire fire. Even the shaved head is busted as fuck. No lines at all, no symmetry at all! This thing is all fucked up.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Keffals is definitely reaching Lucas Werner and Yandev levels of pages content before this year ends. Never ever groom kids you fat disgusting freak. You will never be a woman, Lucas.

 

[skol]

Those damn kiwis, because of them Keffals had:
-got lots of exposure thanks to “media” circlejerk,
-his favorite food ordered,
- spend time traveling and sleeping in high class hotels,
-got donated 100k $,
-took a travel to Europe,
All without even one honest day of work. How will he ever recover from that torment?

 

[Rommelbutt]

Erm………….,..

What the fuck does he think? That Europe is a morass of people and there is no kind of organization here?

If doxxing meant searching for someone door to door, then yep!

Let me introduce you to the Dragonlord haters: they drive 800km only to visit a fat ogre in a small village. Germans are dedicated. And Lucas looks like a trainwreck, hard to overlook.

 

[DeathsDesign]

Wakey wakey Lucas. Time for your morning routine of a handful of pills and exercises in order to beat your middle-aged man body into the crude shape of something only slightly more feminine. The the clock is ticking as nature fights back against your efforts with all its might and you have to do it all again tomorrow and forever with diminishing returns as you age. Maybe jam that plastic club up your front wound an extra few minutes today to tear that wound up even more than usual and get the "depth" you really desire for that hot date tonight. Think of the evil terrorist murder sites on the Internet that will feel the wrath of your army of depressed, dopamine fried minors with the critical thinking skills of toddlers as you grit though the pain. You're the good guy Lucas, you know it.

 

[Homer Simpson]

This is one of the most retarded allegories I heard.
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This is what happens when you have no inner monolgue. The argument is false in every sense, because they don't want to be left alone, they want to impose on others, and when are told no, attack those who say no. Even better is KF. We are just out in the fields minding ourselves laughing at the men dressed as women, and they demand the blacksmith stop making our tools. We're good boys and girls who are just in our own little corners when these degenerates impose themselves on us.

 

[Cozy]

 

[Geoffrey Leonard]

A little birdy told me this tranny pedo is on the run from the Canadian Mounties after she groomed about one thousand children and offered them hormone drugs along with 100tb of cheese pizza.

Pic related: Mounties on the trail for a tranny pedo using her hormone scent

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Forgetting about the rural poor is a fault of the Democratic Party, what made Sanders so appealing, and part of what got us Trump. But keep playing oppression Olympics, educated Asian man in populous United States city.

being completely honest, i thought bernie would've been a kinda decent president and i'm glad him and trump brought populism to the rural and working class americans.
but its 2022 and oppression olympics are more important that helping people in need, I wonder if keffals ever had to sell or barter or even save up for stuff he wanted, like if he wanted a vidya game if he would have to sell older ones to fund new games or you know, do chores and mow the fucking lawn. Why is it that those that never try to work/barter in their life always get the most gib me dats?

 

[Cyclonus]

Which lolcow has the longest thread? And how long will it take Lucas to break the record?

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Which lolcow has the longest thread? And how long will it take Lucas to break the record?

being real for a minute, I don't ever expect this tranny to get as long a thread as DSP, that fucker is immortal

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What the fuck does he think?

It's also 3x smaller than the last continent he was doxed in.

 

[Lukie]

Which lolcow has the longest thread? And how long will it take Lucas to break the record?

I guess this will keep going until Keffals is correctly put in prison for grooming children.

 

[Jurisdiction]

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That's the funny thing. These news media, Journalists and twittertards always leave out that fact to paint Lucas as this victim. Its funny that they have to leave those details out to get people on there side. Then you have retards who don't know what they are protesting against coming out of the woodwork. Funny the people who claim to be the educated ones are the most easily lead and uneducated.

Happy 1488 kiwis, Glad to be witnessing history tonight.