Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Imagine the ensuing tantrum when Staph realizes they make you lose weight for top surgery. :cunningpepe:
I don't think you even have to imagine, pretty sure I've read three or four threads of cows bitching about how ableist it is for doctors to (not want them to die under general anesthesia).
 
Why the fuck would you want to watch that? Also they dont look like water balloons? Lol
Screenshot_20220823-231133_Twitter.jpg

"They are usually quite nice" Staph nobody believes you can talk and communicate with plants.
Screenshot_20220823-231209_Twitter.jpg

Nobody wants to hear your bowel movements, you dont need to go into disgusting details about shitting and farting. Be vague.
Screenshot_20220823-231221_Twitter.jpg
 
Plant sentience/intelligence is actually an interesting theory to read about, but I wouldn't place much value in what Staph has to say regarding the matter.

That said, imagine delving into the discussion topic of which houseplants are absolute assholes. I'd be low-key interested in that stupid shit if only for the laughs.

ETA- has this tard ever seen a live sand dollar? They look the same as their remains, they're just a different color due to their skin being intact with tons of little urchin feets on the underside. She's probably watching starfish eat sea squirts or jellies tbh.
 
Last edited:
Plant sentience/intelligence is actually an interesting theory to read about, but I wouldn't place much value in what Staph has to say regarding the matter.

That said, imagine delving into the discussion topic of which houseplants are absolute assholes. I'd be low-key interested in that stupid shit if only for the laughs.

ETA- has this tard ever seen a live sand dollar? They look the same as their remains, they're just a different color due to their skin being intact with tons of little urchin feets on the underside. She's probably watching starfish eat sea squirts tbh.
Exactly about the sand dollar, wtf is she talking about them looking like water balloons lol?

That's too optimistic. She would probably work a menial, replaceable job if she worked. She lost her chance at a meaningful job as a social worker by violating vulnerable patients privacy.
Especially not working for years with no actual reason for the gap, just "trying to get on disability"
 
Along with cringe wignats and other over-the-top white-nationalist retvrn LARPers, Stephanie draws attention to her bona-fide whiteness and ancestral origin as a means of proving a biological connection to an ideology. I guess it's in the....blood and soil, you might say. Wonder what her online druid pals would think of this 🤔
Polish_20220824_065256472.png
Pls no booly and derail thread, I'm racist and dgaf about this stuff lmao
 
Along with cringe wignats and other over-the-top white-nationalist retvrn LARPers, Stephanie draws attention to her bona-fide whiteness and ancestral origin as a means of proving a biological connection to an ideology. I guess it's in the....blood and soil, you might say. Wonder what her online druid pals would think of this 🤔
View attachment 3642223
Pls no booly and derail thread, I'm racist and dgaf about this stuff lmao
After she did her 23andme or whatever I actually wondered if she'd get called out at some point for being a blood and soil type of person.

I'm not super tapped into the woke pagan scene, but from what I've seen some people get super touchy about that subject when it comes to ethnoreligions and usually these woke types who practice a supposed pre-Christian European pagan tradition will bend over backwards to say how it's an open tradition and anyone can practice regardless of heritage.
 
It's not about the lulz, it's about sending a message.

Jk, I was just bored.

It DOES however, show that she has taken housing from seniors and disabled people when she, with a masters degree, could get a fucking job.


Or.. you know... don't groom children. Most small sellers ship from their houses because they don't have skeletons in their closet and therefore don't give a fuck who has their address.
Gyro took away housing from people in need the moment they were awarded Section 8 after a month.

Staphs therapist is smart in questioning her.
View attachment 3639296View attachment 3639298

More otherkin plant bs.
View attachment 3639297
You can just really tell that they've done no research into HRT at all. There's no such thing as "slight masculinization", you get all of the side effects or none of them. HRT isn't a Picrew where you choose what features you want.
Also I'm going to call it: Gyro is gonna start faking DID and claim the ghost husbands as "soul bonds" and Kylo Ren as a "tulpa".
I'm late af, but you don't actually need a return address to mail things. You can leave that part blank and just put the address you want the mail to go to.
You might for Etsy. Wouldn't want those one of a kind special patches to get lost in the mail.
Along with cringe wignats and other over-the-top white-nationalist retvrn LARPers, Stephanie draws attention to her bona-fide whiteness and ancestral origin as a means of proving a biological connection to an ideology. I guess it's in the....blood and soil, you might say. Wonder what her online druid pals would think of this 🤔
View attachment 3642223
Pls no booly and derail thread, I'm racist and dgaf about this stuff lmao
I'm not well versed on my world history but didn't the English colonize the Welsh and have been trying to destroy their language and culture? English and Welsh aren't interchangeable, you racist.
I'm pretty sure fake druidry isn't an ethno-religion so it doesn't really matter what kind of white you are. Being white from a region you're ignorant of and a culture you're ignorant of does not make you a druid.

Shoving plantsexual flags up your ass on camera for an audience of -1 makes you a druid.
 
Along with cringe wignats and other over-the-top white-nationalist retvrn LARPers, Stephanie draws attention to her bona-fide whiteness and ancestral origin as a means of proving a biological connection to an ideology. I guess it's in the....blood and soil, you might say. Wonder what her online druid pals would think of this 🤔
View attachment 3642223
Pls no booly and derail thread, I'm racist and dgaf about this stuff lmao
I thought you were Irish, Staph? You know Wales is it’s own country, right? And England. They’re not the all the same thing. The Celtic culture in Wales is completely different to the Celtic culture in Ireland, and welsh people don’t even speak Gaelic, which makes your stupid patches look even dumber now you’re apparently not Irish but Welsh.

You’re still American, you fat idiot.
What you’re doing is no better than fat white Americans claiming to be 1/48th Cherokee, except it’s socially more acceptable because you’re not claiming to be a tiny little slice of brown.

For the most part, no one actually gives a shit, once again, about whether you’re a real Druid or not. I mean, obviously you’re not because most modern druids are like informal priests and not weirdos prancing around in forests eating weeds, but what can you expect from someone who goes to online wizard Druid college.

What we all really want, here at the kiwi farms, is for you to tell us the thought process behind pretending to Michael Jackson to groom children on DeviantArt?
 
What we all really want, here at the kiwi farms, is for you to tell us the thought process behind pretending to Michael Jackson to groom children on DeviantArt?
Amen. It's so weird to watch her cope and invent criticisms. We're on, what, page 1,178 of actual events, complete with screenshots of her own behavior and guest appearances from people who've interacted with her? And yet: "KF is totally out to murdercide me because I'm such a serious activist, and frumpy, and they think that someone who isn't from a certain region isn't a real druid!" Like lol what are you even talking about
 
What we all really want, here at the kiwi farms, is for you to tell us the thought process behind pretending to Michael Jackson to groom children on DeviantArt?
This may be >implying she actually thought anything in advance, but what was the end game of convincing us you were Michael Jackson? How would that end? You've got an army of adorers who white knight for you so you can...what, exactly? Post ERP and larp with another dumpy frau?? Like, all you ever did was make us worship you while you strung us along and (directly? indirectly?) pitted us against one another in a game of favorites. What the hell was the point of all that? Were we just bystanders while you tried to feel special???
 
This may be >implying she actually thought anything in advance, but what was the end game of convincing us you were Michael Jackson? How would that end? You've got an army of adorers who white knight for you so you can...what, exactly? Post ERP and larp with another dumpy frau?? Like, all you ever did was make us worship you while you strung us along and (directly? indirectly?) pitted us against one another in a game of favorites. What the hell was the point of all that? Were we just bystanders while you tried to feel special???
That's exactly it.
 
This may be >implying she actually thought anything in advance, but what was the end game of convincing us you were Michael Jackson? How would that end? You've got an army of adorers who white knight for you so you can...what, exactly? Post ERP and larp with another dumpy frau?? Like, all you ever did was make us worship you while you strung us along and (directly? indirectly?) pitted us against one another in a game of favorites. What the hell was the point of all that? Were we just bystanders while you tried to feel special???
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
This may be >implying she actually thought anything in advance, but what was the end game of convincing us you were Michael Jackson? How would that end? You've got an army of adorers who white knight for you so you can...what, exactly? Post ERP and larp with another dumpy frau?? Like, all you ever did was make us worship you while you strung us along and (directly? indirectly?) pitted us against one another in a game of favorites. What the hell was the point of all that? Were we just bystanders while you tried to feel special???
She'll literally blame Michael Jackson who went to superhell for it or only did it because of his trauma or whatever other bullshit. She'll never admit culpability.

The real reason was she wanted to feel speshul and used others to feel speshul. No endgame. No long con. She's retarded.

Can't upload pics at the moment, but she's just sperging about kiwifarms again.
 
Back