Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Evilronald]

My favorite scenario of how this ends is that Lucas is temporarily successful in taking down the forum, but Yaniv in a feat of rage at having someone else be the one to win gets in a fight to the death like Freddie vs Jason. Yaniv deserves to win far more than Keffals.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Happy 1,500 Lucas! Nobody of sound mind is afraid of a pedophilic obese castrate. You're in Europe on a griftcation yet spend all your time seething on twitter about the farms? C'mon bro

 

[CervixHammer]

It's also possible he may have just been traveling around Canada. If he was smart (he's not), he wouldn't mention traveling at all, but he's so addicted to twitter he just can't not. Anyways, IMO, I think he's still in Canada.

and if he is, he's going to spin it as a huge win over Kiwi Farms like any response wouldn't be either a) so? or b) congratulations on finally googling opsec. now google how to be less of a drama queen about it.

 

[Slamerella]

I've come to this thread exclusively now that I almost typed in Keffalsfarms. I'm actually getting keffals brainrot because it's all I wanna see anymore. It has grown into an obsession.

Try editing this out on first glance if you screencap it, you stupid fuck.

 

[gagabobo1997]

It's also possible he may have just been traveling around Canada. If he was smart (he's not), he wouldn't mention traveling at all, but he's so addicted to twitter he just can't not. Anyways, IMO, I think he's still in Canada.
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I think he's memeing here about traveling in general.
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And here, he states he made the image in the previous reply his desktop desktop. He could be bullshitting about this, but then again he's not very smart. This means he had access to his desktop computer around this time, right in the middle of traveling. High chance he's still in Canada.

Honestly its just a matter of time before he posts a picture of his windowsill or something retarded and gets doxed again, just gotta wait. Or until he does the supposed IRL stream he was talking about.

EDIT: Happy 1500 you dumb faggots. Thanks for all the lulz

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

So I don’t know who this Keffal’s asshat is other than that he’s trying to groom children into trooning out via homemade medications (nothing can go wrong there) without their parent’s knowledge and somehow we’re the bad guys for noticing?

Fuck this guy.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas is spending his "legal fund" on DDoSing. I've never seen a worse scam on a begging page.

I doubt he's personally spent a dime on it. Why do that when his paypigs will do it for him? He just grooms them into doing it. Scholastic terribleism!

 

[Courtroom Sketch]

1500 pages, we are not gonna let up on your groomer ass Lucas

 

[KingFriko]

This thread is moving even faster?!

 

[TRUE ÞURSIAN WORSHIP]

Harassment is not free speech, but publicly discussing publicly available information (especially when it is self-published!) is not harassment. Free speech will never die, even if this site goes down. Patrick, keffals, Ralph, and anybody else who thinks they will win is delusional. Kiwifarms and the content on it is and always will be the result of your own behavior.

 

[Evilronald]

I can't take these faggots serioulsly like, who did who lynch who did we kill? Troons are so fragile that anytime they get bit of pushback they double down and act like man children.

They put a knife to their own throat and say if we don’t do what they want theyll slice it and make us a murderer. Why do we allow these people anywhere near positions of power? It’s obvious they’re incapable of tolerating anything or anyone else.

 

[muhpronouns]

 

[Breadbassket]

So I don’t know who this Keffal’s asshat is other than that he’s trying to groom children into trooning out via homemade medications (nothing can go wrong there) without their parent’s knowledge and somehow we’re the bad guys for noticing?

Fuck this guy.

Deep down people like Keffals know what wrongs they have committed and are trying to bury it and hide it. While the site has suffered a little bit for exposing the realty of who Keffals is, for every one of those sycophants on Twitter, another person comes to the site and sees the truth of the monster pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

 

[BruhSheep]

Lucas, to mark this milestone of 1500 pages of laughter at your faggot antics, I'd like to remind you of a simple fact:

No one here fears you. We find your gloating at supposedly "scaring" us to be funny. Your brains are so addled by years of hormone injection that you can't tell when you're being openly mocked.

Why don't you go outside and touch some grass? You will never be a woman, and this pitiful crusade is going to be remembered by the farms as a wonderful memory of a cow who truly thought they had a chance at shutting down the farms.

And for good measure: rope yourself, nigger faggot.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

Fucking 1500 overnight and in downtime

Though happy 1.5k

 

[Kier Starmer]

jesus lucas is a prime if not the ONLY example of "you need to touch grass". Goes to Ireland for free to live and spends the entire time on twitter and eating. Ireland is a stunning country. Stop ordering take-out and go outside and do some therapy.

Edit to add wow two posters say touch grass but being on the farms for years I lurked for ages too. I have never seen someone get so many pages in such a quick time. It's horrifying it makes keeping up with the DSP thread look like easy mode.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

It's amazing how Lucas thinks he's going to sway Cloudflare by spamming their Twitter. Like these software developers who actually produce something with their time are going to bother understanding his inane Twitch and Twitter drama.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

So, to the ones in the 1500 page. That's normal, it always happened and will happen again.
- Meltdown happens, lolcow chimps out at KF.
- Lolcow's community attempts to shut down KF.
- Lolcow taunts and attempts to create more problems so it can then be used against the KF.
- Turn everything political or ideological, even if it's not. Accuse KF and KF users of being from the "other side" as an excuse.
- Lolcow attempts to convince journalists, activists, and other checkmark account morons to join your movement while memoryholing all past wrongdoings.
- Crusade against KF is ruined.
- Move on the the next meltdown.
- Repeat.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I doubt he's personally spent a dime on it. Why do that when his paypigs will do it for him? He just grooms them into doing it. Scholastic terribleism!

Wow! Stochastic terrorism!?

I think this means we can now repeat, ad nauseum, that Keffals is a terrorist, and when challenges we'll retreat like pussies to the word 'stochastic'

 

[My Name is Mud]

HAPPY 1500 PAGES!​

Lucas, you made me miss page 1488. By Allah, I'd declare a jihad on you and put a curse-ye-ha-me-ha on you, but you already did the most damage possible to yourself by cutting your own dick off, so we're cool.