Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[yydszmiteg1]

Happy 1500 lucas. The world will be improved once your tranny commie life is out of it.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Happy 1,500 pages, bros!

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[Breadbassket]

So, to the ones in the 1500 page. That's normal, it always happened and will happen again.
- Meltdown happens, lolcow chimps out at KF.
- Lolcow's community attempts to shut down KF.
- Lolcow taunts and attempts to create more problems so it can then be used against the KF.
- Turn everything political or ideological, even if it's not. Accuse KF and KF users of being from the "other side" as an excuse.
- Lolcow attempts to convince journalists, activists, and other checkmark account morons to join your movement while memoryholing all past wrongdoings.
- Crusade against KF is ruined.
- Move on the the next meltdown.
- Repeat.

Truly there is never an end to new chapters of the KiwiFarms saga.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Wow! Stochastic terrorism!?

I think this means we can now repeat, ad nauseum, that Keffals is a terrorist, and when challenges we'll retreat like pussies to the word 'stochastic'

Stochastic terrorism is literally just a buzzword because these retards are incapable of coming up with words unless they hear them used on the news to describe things they don't like

 

[TyrasGuard]

I can't take these faggots serioulsly like, who did who lynch who did we kill? Troons are so fragile that anytime they get bit of pushback they double down and act like man children.

We literally reached through the screen and told them at gunpoint "YOU BETTER TAKE THIS GUN THAT IM HOLDING AND SHOOT YOURSELF OR ELSE YOU WILL GET SHOT".

Even if we were a terrorist organization, two suicides and one unconfirmed kill in a decade? We'd be the worst criminal organization ever known in history

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I can't take these faggots serioulsly like, who did who lynch who did we kill? Troons are so fragile that anytime they get bit of pushback they double down and act like man children.

Nothing has happened that should cause them to react like this other than a few of their own screaming about KF being responsible for their woes.
If they deplatform this place, do they think they'll be any safer? I'd assume it would get worse because someone who would be MATI would not have the internet to be mad at so they take their anger out on things in real life.

 

[Hal]

All this downtime won’t stop your thread from reaching 2K pages next month Lucas it also won’t make you a woman

 

[FamicomGorby]

It's amazing how Lucas thinks he's going to sway Cloudflare by spamming their Twitter. Like these software developers who actually produce something with their time are going to bother understanding his inane Twitch and Twitter drama.

But I thought all he had to do was ratio someone and they'd do whatever he wanted!

 

[JY's Tampon]

Kiwis are bad!

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

500 pages in a week holy shit, hope we gonna get thru 2000 pages in middle september

 

[ScooterL]

Completely down guyz.

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"Completely down" = thread only picked up 40 pages so far today.

 

[FamicomGorby]

It's amazing how Lucas thinks he's going to sway Cloudflare by spamming their Twitter. Like these software developers who actually produce something with their time are going to bother understanding his inane Twitch and Twitter drama.

But I thought all he had to do was ratio someone and they'd do whatever he wanted!

 

[SkiHawk]

Happy 1,500 pages, cheers to many more, bros.

 

[Breadbassket]

Stochastic terrorism is literally just a buzzword because these retards are incapable of coming up with words unless they hear them used on the news to describe things they don't like

They understand the word "stochastic" as well as they understand "ontologically", which is to say they don't have a clue what it means at all.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Can confirm he caught a second ban almost immediately after his 12 hours was up.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Lucas is a lolcow, but his intent to silence any anyone who dares express animus or disdainto him is real. I and everyone else have a right to say a man born as a man is a man and will always, be a man, just as fundame glad as being able to say two plus two emails four and does not equal five.

You will never be a woman, LUCAS.

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even if things have been rough here with the site going down everyone should keep in mind that this guy right here also known as keffals/lucas/clara has been obsessively checking to see if the site is back up and when it does immediately screenshots anything to post on twitter to brag about.
if that is not the most pathetic behavior on earth i dont know what is. like holy fuck dude get a life i may be a random loser on an internet forum but at least when the forum goes down i go do other stuff like go outside or clean or whatever. you on the other hand are so obsessed with this place that you NEED to see whats going on. are you sad theres no kiwifarms twitter for you to ratio? is that it? get over yourself

 

[stillgay]

Is there someone monkeywrenching from within cloudflare?

From what Null's been saying it seems like an internal issue with the upstream.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Stochastic terrorism is literally just a buzzword because these retards are incapable of coming up with words unless they hear them used on the news to describe things they don't like

are you trying to say that Keffals isn't a terrorist? Pretty fashy behavior there my dude NGL

Keffals is a (stochastic) terrorist.

 

[Heaven's Night]

Since he likes the term so much I thought I'd grant him a freebie...

Lucas,  ontologically go fuck yourself, fucking waste of flesh.

 

[Without A Gout]

So apparently we’re the internet KKK and lynch people here. I don’t know how anyone can take troons who talk in hysterics like this seriously.


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The internet KKK. The Stormfront of Transphobia. Ultra Nazis.