say what u want to say

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

- some poetry fag
 
You can come stay in my house Null, I’ll look after you. 👅💦😜

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How did I make this choice?
Filling my heart with rage
No one car hear my voice
The deafening shame
I lay my life on the line
I lost my soul to Bloodlines
How can you live this way?
That's a good question
I'm walking between the pain
Without redemption
I lay my life on the line
I lost my soul to Bloodlines
What is it like to be hated
Inside a world with no control over time?
What is it like to be created
Inside a world where life is a crime?
I lay my life on the line
I lost my soul to Bloodlines
I lay my life on the line
I lost my soul to Bloodlines
 
I was playing the computer today when suddenly my cat opened the door to my office
and walked in on her back legs like a Person.

She began saying horrible things to me and I felt extremely frightened. It was then I noticed that she was holding a gun.

The cat began threatening me at gunpoint to provide her with Maximum Treats.

I said I already gave her many treats and that if I gave any more she would get fat like a pumpkin

The cat said said "Not as fat as your mom", which caused me to cry, because my mother struggles with her weight.

The cat knew which buttons to press.

The cat said that she had overheard me talking about wanting hedgehogs, but not being able to have them because she would eat them.

"You WILL get the hogs", the cat screamed, and then smiled and looked at me as if to say:

"i want you to get those hedgehogs because I want to eat the hedgehogs"

Please help kiwi farms all this time I thought my beloved cat was a sweet animal.

but she is a Psychotic Critter and I am in fear.

The cat said if she had to kill, she would. She would feast on my corpse until the cops found it and placed her with
a sweet old lady who would adopt her and then she could threaten the woman and break her lifealert so nobody could help her. The cat then insulted me saying there was plenty of my meat to last a long time, implying that I was fat.

I loved my cat but I am scared. How can I become a cat so that I can fight this cat?
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Men of Kiwi! In the Thread,
Do ye hear like rushing billow
Wave on wave that surging follow
Sneed's distant sound?
Tis the tramp of tranny foemen,
Tranny spearmen, tranny bowmen,
Be they autistic or degenerate or incels,
They shall cope and seethe!
 
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
 
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