Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Rekkington]

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I am liking everyones post and they think I am a bot for it. I am genuinely happy you glorious bastards are back and this Axe wound troglodyte is now on the receiving end of a big fuck up.

you dirty sticker slut

 

[Fougaro]

And we're back!

 

[St.Davis]

People on telegram were saying he passed away on Saturday.

Oh blimey, really? That was awfully sudden, if it actually happened. Hopefully it was just a joke.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

He lives on the internet exclusively at this point so one can assume that this is his plan. Nothing he did has materialized into any real world action aside from one of his supporters doing that MTG false flag.

Trying to take down the Farms is retarded for so many reasons. Number one being Lucas' own future grift. If he loses us, then who will his enemies be? You cannot grift without a reason - a windmill to tilt at, unless you're a thot but that stage doesn’t last for long and at thots do a lot of work behind the scenes to keep their audiences.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Hey Keffals I know your reading this. I got something important to tell you.

Spoiler

Eat My Ass

I hope you enjoyed my confession.

 

[Collections Agent]

How does KF hate all neurodivergent people, like 99% of users are extremely autistic

 

[Super Guido]

People on telegram were saying he passed away on Saturday.

Yeah, supposedly Xannies tainted with fentanyl.

 

[Boopims]

Don’t forget all the retard shit Lucas kept posting and immediately deleting earlier

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20220829055639/https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1564129520428490753

 

[Breadbassket]

Sneed pride worldwide.

 

[Grease Fountain]

For anyone wondering what phase 2 is supposed to be, let keffals explain:

Twitch VOD in case farms are too slow right now.

 

[Becky McDonald]

I said it before in an OP where you all called me fags, but KiwiFarms is an important internet stronghold.

As Reddit's last subs against the faggotry menace die away, Twitter clamps down on its final problematic right-wing shitlords, and all the other social media outlets conspire together to pull individuals they don't like off their platforms, KF is more important than ever.

We need to make sure this site stays open always. Null may not be perfect, but he's our leader god fucking damnit, and without him, our whole movement would cease to exist overnight. We are an almighty bundle of faggots, and Null is the rope holding all of us together. Without him, we're just a pile of sticks on the forest floor.

Eat fucking shit, Lucas. You pedophile groomer. You don't fucking scare us, and you aren't fucking stopping us.
And by proxy, fuck anyone that defends this piece of shit. Not Just Bikes can go sodomize himself with a dildo-shaped bicycle seat.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

CANT KEEP A REAL NIGGA DOWN KEFFALS

 

[JIONMION]

All of that for a damn checkmark. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

they are literally twitter attention whore incarnate, the checkmark will only embolden them

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Theme 2 of the Keffals retrospective is "hating the homos"

 

[Evilronald]

I love how Lucas claims to be oppressed and bullied when he’s got the backing of the establishment. He has a fucking blue checkmark, which is literally the mark of the glowie. Where would we be able to start a thread to document everyone of note that is retarded enough to support Lucas’ crusade against the forum?

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

L+ratio, Luke.

Cope, I say. Seethe, perhaps. Dilate, even.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

Ahhh, the farm is back, nice.
inb4 Keffals goes apeshit again.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

We're back, motherfuckers!

Get ratio'd Lucas! I know you're browsing this thread right now, constantly refreshing as you endlessly cope, seethe, and dilate. No matter how many times you and your axe wound army try to illegally DDOS the site and no matter how many Congress members you swat, you will never be women.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I still can't believe how ridiculous this is.

A dude is assmad that he's been outed as a uno reverse penis pedophile/groomer who illegally gave drugs to a ton of children as a part of his fetish.

So he attacks the farmland because...? They just documented it?? Maybe don't post stupid word vomit on the internet for points and butt noogies and you wouldn't be this fucked, Lucas.

Some people, like Lucas, hate it when they can't control the narrative and need to bitch and moan where they're "protected".

You know, like Linkara. Guy never engages on Youtube or any place where he's not in control so he does to on Twatter or whatever platform he can just say what he wants to say and that's it.

Lucas is all tough... until he has to fly to Ireland because Canada of all places is too scary for him.

Fuck you Lucas! The Orchards will never die!

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas plan to get rid of the Mango Ranch worked about as well as his attempts to be a woman.