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Secret Asshole said:
Keffals is boring. Journoscum for phase 2? A Twitter checkmark? Good fucking christ. That's hysterical. I thought the troon armada was going to storm Cloudflare with their Trans flags and hrt needles, but I guess all the crazy heroin addicts lining the streets of San Fran scared them.

At the end of the day, Lucas is just another boring fucking troon, all bark and no bite. More degenerate than others, but as ineffective.
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Honestly if the site makes it to the end of the year, I hope Keffals isn't awarded lolcow of the year, since their practically one of the most boring lolcows imaginable. Especially since their entire personality is just "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ALSO HAHA I ALWAYS WANTED TO RATIO [X]"
 
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Keffals wanted the farms to come back up just as much if not more than the rest of the user base. He’s been hunched over a keyboard, hitting F5 and dreaming about what he’s going to spew out of his rot pocket next.

Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + lol copium + snowflake + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
 
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Cyclonus said:
Sorry for bringing this up again, but I didn't finish my thoughts before twat induced downtime. Keffals quoted me:



To which HE commented:

"The lesson I learned is the only way to earn their respect is through fear. Keep up the pressure and they will start marching with us in pride parades."

Lucas, you do realise I was taking the piss, right? I do not fear you and I will never respect you or your fucking gender identity and neither will anyone else on this forum. And despite the lies you've told, this is not a harrasment forum. Harrasment would be redundant anyway. You've already cut your dick off, we can't do anything worse to you than you've already done to yourself.
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He, like a lot of other troons, fails to realize that some people who hate troons used to be the type to march in parades until they hit peak trans or got kicked out because they refused to suck the girldick.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Keffals is boring. Journoscum for phase 2? A Twitter checkmark? Good fucking christ. That's hysterical. I thought the troon armada was going to storm Cloudflare with their Trans flags and hrt needles, but I guess all the crazy heroin addicts lining the streets of San Fran scared them.

At the end of the day, Lucas is just another boring fucking troon, all bark and no bite. More degenerate than others, but as ineffective.
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He also talked about “phase 3” in his stream. They are planning on protesting outside of Cloudflare’s highquarters in San Francisco in their upcoming conference lol. Why is he telling everyone his secret plans like a damn supervillain?
 
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Collections Agent said:
SURE THEY MIGHT HAVE PAGES OF EVIDENCE OF ME BEING A LIAR AND MISOGYNIST AND USING SLURS AND GROOMING CHILDREN BUT....

Uh....mfuckinm......uh..... Here are 1-2 posts that say hateful things about me!
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Some shit I have screenshoted while the site was down, I hope it wasn't already posted...

Do you know guys, that we are ontologically evil?
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Also wow, what a selfish prick...
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But I guess this is the kind of behavior that will get rewarded with blue checkmark on twitter, the main reason why is Lucas doing this shit.
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His biggest life achievement. This is the only thing he has left after he cut his dick off.
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Ps: We are soo fucking back.
 
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brutal poodle said:
He also talked about “phase 3” in his stream. They are planning on protesting outside of Cloudflare’s highquarters in San Francisco in their upcoming conference lol. Why is he telling everyone his secret plans like a damn supervillain?
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I think he's gone full on god complex and has reached a Trans Messiah tier mindset.
 
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