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Lmao, there’s literally no proof this screenshot came from the Kiwifarms Telegram chat but okay. If true, that admin is a faggot.
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FOREVER PISSBEAR WILL LIVE ON!
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As some of you may know, I have developed a program to send one person with a blue checkmark on Twitter to a year of hard labor in North Korea based on a national plebiscite.
I am pleased to announce that Claire Sorrenti* is now eligible. I am nominating him for the year of our lord 2023. Congratulations David Hogg, Bono, and Chris Cilizza!


I'm thinking:
2023- David Hogg Claire Sorrenti
2024- Chris Cillizza Taylor Lorenz
2025- Tucker Carlson
2026- Thomas Friedman
2027- Anthony Fantano
2028- Joel Osteen
2029- Cole Smithey doesn't have a blue check
2030- Ilhan Omar
2031- Bono Claire Sorrenti


The program will be billed as an act of friendship and solidarity between the US and DPRK. The idea is that some people deserve to have their human rights violated.

*the Twitter name is used on the Ballot, so he’s referred to by his chosen name.
 
Thanks to Lucas, my troon hate went from "meh do what you want with your own body as an adult, stay away from the kids" to "I hope your wound gets infected and you rot to death".

Also, that TERF news site has some of the most based journalists ever. You will never be a real woman, Lucas.
There cannot be any lolberts in a war, welcome to your side lmao
 
"When they go low I go lower" is gonna be what inevitably kills him, because he's trying to go lower then thousands of anonymous retards on the internet, each one with different goals and boundaries. The idea of "Going lower" is just him digging himself into a shitpile because other people are shoveling it.
Exactly. No one will want to collaborate with him after his rants and fits get old. Give it a month and I'll bet people have gotten tired of his bullshit.
 
That comment is a little too fedposty for my taste, but it was qualified as a clearly hypothetical statement.
For the record, I have no idea who the anime avatars are who run the Telegram Chat. They're admins because they parked the /kiwifarms tg handle and traded it in exchange for running the chat. None of them are forum staff and the tg chat is mostly spam of a bear drinking piss.
 
He's not even in the actual Ireland, he's in the UK one, he resides with his friend "EllenFromNowOn", 20 Global Crescent, APT 4, Belfast, BT6 8LN is his address btw
That is the best description of Northern Ireland I've seen online in a long time. I'm not being facetious, 'the actual Ireland' is a great term for the Republic of Ireland.

It would be interesting if he did move to the republic. Doxing is essentially illegal there. If he does a stream from the Republic and makes money doing it, he could open himself up to all sorts of criminal and civil liability.

Even in Northern Ireland, some of the stuff he's doing is pretty iffy legally. There's a reason you'll occassionally see UK trannies on twitter tweeting apologies after some batshit tweet making crazy threats/accusations against someone.
 
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Working up to that verified check mark on the dying bird site.

Now Lucas will be able to apply and shouldn’t have any issue. We should start the countdown. (Only problem is they don’t have a set schedule for reviewing applicants )
Gimme those top hats Kiwi Sisters, Lucas is now verified.

Remember also, they yank these checks back now. A whole large group last year lost theirs for not being relevant enough.
 
what’s the counter assault
While we were gone I took my parents out for dinner and cleaned the fuck out of the house. Vacuumed every inch. Enjoyed time with my family and friends. Enjoyed the nice cool breeze as we enter autumn. I found a bunch of C.K Lewis books I had when I was a kid and I'll be giving them to my niece who is an avid reader. The weekend was blissful.

The counter assault? For a lot of us, just keep living a happy, fulfilling life. Because Lucas will never have that.
 
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