DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Son of Big Boss]

Phil doesn't think long term.
All he sees is cheap and easy views by spamming videos = $$$

And you can never be wrong when $$$ is involved.



LMAO i can't believe this shit.

 

[Vault Boy]

Citations needed. Not because I dont believe you, but you know... for the lulz.

1. The food related ones are from his Cooking with the King videos, with the former being from the first episode and the latter being in almost all of them. I'm impressed that he didn't get food poisoning from the cross-contamination.

2. The smoke alarm was brought up in his final condo tour videos, where he said that he didn't replace it for months. People could've died or lost their homes if a fire broke out in that asshole's condo.

3. The driving one is something of a general thing, and the subject of the glasses came up years ago during his Connecticut years. He could've gotten into a serious accident during all that time, and he still doesn't wear those glasses. At least there isn't a school zone in his usual path now...

4. The educational ones are from his Bully: Scholarship Edition playthrough. The former was from the Math class, and the latter was from the Geography class. How he can possibly think that a stationary object is faster than a living creature is something I'll never know.

5. The plane one was from the Flight School missions from GTA San Andreas. It took him a ridiculous amount of time to realize that retracting the landing gear is sort of important for properly flying a plane, and that was the very first mission...

6. The gun one is kind of general. The earliest example that I can recall is for MGS 3: Snake Eater, where Phil wanted to fight The End (a sniper) with the shotgun, and actually fought The Boss (a CQC specialist) with a sniper rifle (this dragged on for way too long). The latest I can recall is in Fallout 4, where he kept using those weapons for their opposite purposes.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Beating The Boss with the Sniper Rifle is totally viable if you use
Camo well.
You can also use the Shotgun against The End if you sneak behind him and flank him.

So, technically it could have worked, except Phil sucks at stealth.

 

[MMX]

6. The gun one is kind of general. The earliest example that I can recall is for MGS 3: Snake Eater, where Phil wanted to fight The End (a sniper) with the shotgun, and actually fought The Boss (a CQC specialist) with a sniper rifle (this dragged on for way too long). The latest I can recall is in Fallout 4, where he kept using those weapons for their opposite purposes.

Another good example of this is XCOM where phil got his "sniper" shotgun guys to hang back whilst charging his actual snipers in.
Ofcourse the shotgunners had nothing in range and the sniper cant move and shoot so
"Arf arf everyones dead, total bullshit, literally nothing i can do"

 

[Adamska]

Another good example of this is XCOM where phil got his "sniper" shotgun guys to hang back whilst charging his actual snipers in.
Ofcourse the shotgunners had nothing in range and the sniper cant move and shout so
"Arf arf everyones dead, total bullshit, literally nothing i can do"

It's like he thinks you need a scope for a close range room clearer. The only game I know that doesn't punish you for that thinking (at least completely) is Return to Castle Wolfenstein, where the FG42 is basically the best allrounder in the game for normal enemies (barring skilled use of the Sten). Even then, the Mauser and Snooper Rifle are fucking shit ideas to use in close range. Speaking of which, I really would love to see him defile that puppy, since that game really punishes you in later levels if you don't plan well.

I can see him ragequit on the Missile Base trying to get in.

 

[MMX]

It's like he thinks you need a scope for a close range room clearer. The only game I know that doesn't punish you for that thinking (at least completely) is Return to Castle Wolfenstein, where the FG42 is basically the best allrounder in the game for normal enemies (barring skilled use of the Sten). Even then, the Mauser and Snooper Rifle are fucking shit ideas to use in close range. Speaking of which, I really would love to see him defile that puppy, since that game really punishes you in later levels if you don't plan well.

I can see him ragequit on the Missile Base trying to get in.

He uses sniper rifles as room cleaners in his res evil 4 and 5 playtroughs and the shotgun to hit at range.

3. The driving one is something of a general thing, and the subject of the glasses came up years ago during his Connecticut years. He could've gotten into a serious accident during all that time, and he still doesn't wear those glasses. At least there isn't a school zone in his usual path now...

A bunch of his food haul videos feature him driving home without glasses whilst talking into the camera with his eyes off the road usually whilst handling food and just one hand on the wheel.
I think the butter burger video is an example of this.

 

[DragoonSierra]

2. The smoke alarm was brought up in his final condo tour videos, where he said that he didn't replace it for months. People could've died or lost their homes if a fire broke out in that asshole's condo.

3. The driving one is something of a general thing, and the subject of the glasses came up years ago during his Connecticut years. He could've gotten into a serious accident during all that time, and he still doesn't wear those glasses. At least there isn't a school zone in his usual path now...

Cant both these affect liability and insurance payouts? Like if his house burns down and he gets in a car accident can the insurance company refuse to payout? Or could he be sued by his neighbors or car accident victim?

 

[MMX]

Cant both these affect liability and insurance payouts? Like if his house burns down and he gets in a car accident can the insurance company refuse to payout? Or could he be sued by his neighbors or car accident victim?

Most insurance policys require the policy owner to take certain precautions (burglar alarm, fire alarm, carbon monoxide detector). The trick becomes proving that you never put batterys in them. If something happened and phil insurance company could prove phil invalidated his insurance then he would be fucked companys love to find any clause not to pay out but honestly companys dont put in that much effort.
But if phil was even caught driving without required eyewear he would be lucky to get away with a warning, if something were to actually happen phil would be in shit.

 

[Pac]

LMAO i can't believe this shit.

Fucking, WOW! Leanna just went full exceptional individual... You never go full exceptional individual. Lol.

However, unlike most people, I actually don't think Leanna is a gold digger. At least not consciously or on purpose; she's just a fool who doesn't know better.

The way Leanna and DSP interact, as seen in their vlogs and online activities, as pathetic and cringy as it is, it DOES seem to be genuine. There's a certain display of honest affection between the two. This, however, may be unnoticeable for the average viewer due to these two's incompetence. They seem to have their own inner jokes, their own way of treating each other, their own special (retarded) humor, etc. Notice how they never seem to be in genuine disgust with each other. Yes, we have the famous "Nothing for you tonight" kind of videos and tweets, but given the way they reply to each other, both of them appear to do these sort of things because it's the way they are with each other (retarded and autistic). They not only "get it", they like it as well.

I guess the best way to describe it is this: A pair of immature, materialistic, imbeciles who happened to meet each other under favorable conditions for an intimate relationship to develop.

Now, I know my views on manchild's relationship with white trash girl aren't the most popular, BUT! I figured I would throw my two cents on the matter. =D

Anyway, if they do decide to move again IT. WILL. BE. GLORIOUS!

 

[lynx]

guys, she's joking. like i know she's dumb and all but come on.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Most insurance policys require the policy owner to take certain precautions (burglar alarm, fire alarm, carbon monoxide detector). The trick becomes proving that you never put batterys in them. If something happened and phil insurance company could prove phil invalidated his insurance then he would be fucked companys love to find any clause not to pay out but honestly companys dont put in that much effort.
But if phil was even caught driving without required eyewear he would be lucky to get away with a warning, if something were to actually happen phil would be in shit.

Wouldnt that require the insurance company or police knowing that hes required to wear eyeglasses to drive? I suppose that smoke detectors dont leave evidence behind after a fire.

Fucking, WOW! Leanna just went full exceptional individual... You never go full exceptional individual. Lol.

However, unlike most people, I actually don't think Leanna is a gold digger. At least not consciously or on purpose; she's just a fool who doesn't know better.

The way Leanna and DSP interact, as seen in their vlogs and online activities, as pathetic and cringy as it is, it DOES seem to be genuine. There's a certain display of honest affection between the two. This, however, may be unnoticeable for the average viewer due to these two's incompetence. They seem to have their own inner jokes, their own way of treating each other, their own special (retarded) humor, etc. Notice how they never seem to be in genuine disgust with each other. Yes, we have the famous "Nothing for you tonight" kind of videos and tweets, but given the way they reply to each other, both of them appear to do these sort of things because it's the way they are with each other (retarded and autistic). They not only "get it", they like it as well.

I guess the best way to describe it is this: A pair of immature, materialistic, imbeciles who happened to meet each other under favorable conditions for an intimate relationship to develop.

Now, I know my views on manchild's relationship with white trash girl aren't the most popular, BUT! I figured I would throw my two cents on the matter. =D

Anyway, if they do decide to move again IT. WILL. BE. GLORIOUS!

It will be. Panda is essentially going to be be cutting her wages by more than half. Seattle is $15 minimum wage or at least it will be in the coming months. Moving to Houston would put her at $7.25. She is clearly not thinking or just doesnt give a shit.

 

[MMX]

Wouldnt that require the insurance company or police knowing that hes required to wear eyeglasses to drive? I suppose that smoke detectors dont leave evidence behind after a fire.

Thats why police are required to ask questions at the scene of an accident.
Generally your asked if you require glasses for distance or asked to read a license plate so failing that would be a indication you need glasses. Not sure about US law but i come from a country were your license and docs specifically state if you need glasses or not.
Again insurance companys love to go over every detail on the report for any excuse not to pay out.

Your smoke detectors or alarms not going off is something surprisingly people trip over all the time.
Its why they ask you what woke you, any answer thats not "my alarm" is a big fail.
Generally the insurance company will also ask your neighbours.

 

[fiveo]

3. The driving one is something of a general thing, and the subject of the glasses came up years ago during his Connecticut years. He could've gotten into a serious accident during all that time, and he still doesn't wear those glasses. At least there isn't a school zone in his usual path now...

The driving without his prescription glasses thing was also brought up by his former friend, John Rambo.

 

[MMX]

The driving without his prescription glasses thing was also brought up by his former friend, John Rambo.

Lets be honest if phil was in any kind of accident phils is going to blame anyone but himself.

Bugged fire mechanics
Panda burned to death due to online lag tactics and there was literally nothing he could do.
How could that other car hit me i was holding block !
Rules of four way intersections what a beginners trap.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Bugged Spotlight Mechanics
The car was lagging

 

[ZehnBoat]

thought that a bridge was faster than a sloth

thought that the United Kingdom was in Spain's location

and kept confusing sniper rifles & shotguns in terms of their intended purposes.

he's a PRO alright. I know jackshit about guns, but FPS taught me which ones to use for certain situations. and i know phil had to have played a few FPS in his astounding career.

refused to replace his smoke alarm for months (rationalizing that he "could smell the smoke")

i'll try to say this without yelling
no phil, no you can't. not at least until it's too late.
you keep thinking that, and you will burn in the end.
i may hate you phil, but shit, i can't wish that on you.

 

[MMX]

he's a PRO alright. I know jackshit about guns, but FPS taught me which ones to use for certain situations. and i know phil had to have played a few FPS in his astounding career.

Movies may be the source of many gun myths but they atleast instill a basic understand of weapons and their roles.
Phil strikes me as the kind of guy who watches bad action movies and takes every action scene as gospel.

i'll try to say this without yelling
no phil, no you can't. not at least until it's too late.
you keep thinking that, and you will burn in the end.
i may hate you phil, but shit, i can't wish that on you.

I just imagine phils reaction to an alarm the same as him missing his fight during that tournament.

"Whats that alarm, what does it mean ?
Its not telling me where to go, do i have to run this evacuation now !"

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Hey gaiz! DSP is totally a ladies man and women are just throwing themselves at this fine specimen.

 

[Vault Boy]

On the subject of him misusing shotguns & sniper rifles, I'd like to think that he sort of "phones it in" a bit. As much of a dumbass that he is, just about every game featuring those weapons make their roles extremely clear, and most movies & TV shows follow those same rules. I think that he mixes those roles up in an attempt to create situations of "hilarity", or to possibly make his playthroughs longer to get more money.

...then again, this is the guy who wasn't assed enough to replace his smoke alarm for months, so maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

 

[Karen Riley]

On the subject of him misusing shotguns & sniper rifles, I'd like to think that he sort of "phones it in" a bit. As much of a dumbass that he is, just about every game featuring those weapons make their roles extremely clear, and most movies & TV shows follow those same rules. I think that he mixes those roles up in an attempt to create situations of "hilarity", or to possibly make his playthroughs longer to get more money.

...then again, this is the guy who wasn't assed enough to replace his smoke alarm for months, so maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

I think at least in the battle with 'The End,' he was wasn't joking when he got frustrated because he couldn't find his shotgun. He was trying to play the game to the best of his ability to shut up his detractors who say he's awful at MGS games so I don't think any of the mess ups he made at least in his battle with the end were phoned in, I can't speak for everything else that sees him confuse weapons.

That video is seriously interesting to, it's funny to hear younger Phil telling stories that clearly didn't happen.