🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Of all the things that Ethan Ralph is (Pedophile, rapist, elder abuser, scat fetishist, alcoholic, ex con, sex offender, pill popper, morbidly obese, HIV positive, on the spectrum, bisexual, coward, cross-eyed, a deadbeat dad, etc etc.) I didn't expect demon worship to be one of them. He seems like a stereotypical Christian on the surface...

Only demon Ralph’s worshipping is Ronnie’s gnarly satanic battlecock when he squats his fat gaping butthole over the salt pentagram and waits for Ronnie’s noxious load to erupt up into his stink ditch. Coward.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph isn’t worshiping Satan he’s following the chaos gods he is chaos the bifurcated gunt

 

[Chiribisco]

If ralph is claiming that Julian is worshipping a demon, then it seems like gunt had a faustian bargain at some point and got shackled with meigh to pay off his debt. Or maybe a demon lives in his gunt

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

So let me get this straight, Ralph supported a Gambian “prince” AND looked into hiring a Haitian voodoo practitioner? Jcaesar187 strikes again! Never stop winning, Ralph.

 

[holachau]

Ralph at 00:08 seconds.

Fucking gunt, well bois, the exterminatus might be fun.

 

[AltisticRight]

How would anyone dox your dead mother, Ethan? Sandra Ralph is located at the shrine in Ralph's room next to Nora's dildo, a library book, and a page torn out of Faith's diary?

How can a dead person get doxed more than once?

We told you, Tom and Julian, this was bound to happen. Was coddling up to this spiteful swine worth it? Was the 10k+ in crypto worthwhile? Turns out the Turks and slants at Dlive were smarter.

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

In the latinxo community, there's of *spiritualists" and "psychics" that prey on regarded Mexican soccer moms. The guy's website seems to hit all the checkmarks for their type of ads. i.e. love potion tier shit, good luck shit, curse shit, etc. It's like the Mexican equivalent of mutli level marketing schemes. What I'm trying to say is that Julian probably has the intelligence of an 80 IQ middle aged Mexican woman and unironically gives money to "psychics" for stupid shit like good luck. Not sure if that's exactly Satanic as much as it is retarded.

 

[3322]

Did Ralph delete the tweets about Julian like a pussy ass bitch?

 

[EyeGuy]

> "Little does that fool Moloch realize I've already given my firstborn son to someone else!"
> dolphin laughing

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Did Ralph delete the tweets about Julian like a pussy ass bitch?

he did

 

[EyeGuy]

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he did

Too late, Ralph!

https://archive.ph/2uFlq

Always archivefag, people!

 

[The Ancestor]

YOU’D HAVE TO KILL ME BEFORE I DELETE A TWEET

 

[MadStan]

I have a condition I’m going to coin
“The Portugal Syndrome”.

It is a too lengthy period of time that passes where Ralph has not committed a major fuck-up resulting in anxiety that he perhaps has gained some sensibility and may in fact be suffering some good fortune.

Symptoms include:

1. checking in on Ralph threads but lacking energy to post.
2. Reverting to Twitter to see if I can be the first to know of some major fuck up he has done before anyone else on KF and brag.
3. Doing calculations to justify the long period and assuring oneself it hasn’t actually been that long.
4. Weighing up donating to Ethan to see him go abroad and realizing it is not the solution.
5. Reviewing and willingness to brave A&H forums in hope of finding someone as screwed up as Ethan.

Help me. Go to Portugal Ralph.

 

[unfer]

As an avid Satanist who killed himself at the height of the 80s hair metal panic and now chills with Moloch and Mammon and Baal on the regular, I can assure Ethan that Sandra's appetite for double anal gangbang spitroasts stunned even those hoary old bulls - I was going for a fourth plow of the wily old she-dog's battered shitter when I heard my demon bro up front exclaim that this veteran ho sucks the best dick in all of Christendom, and that old nigga has been around the block.

Also Ethan your mom's in a better place now, we pay for her dialysis and everything.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Ralph, we’re back you fat stoopid fuck, enjoy your doom scrolling.

 

[Keranu]

Ralph, we’re back you fat stoopid fuck, enjoy your doom scrolling.

ALL HELL CAN'T STOP US NOW, GUNT!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You should all be thanking me. I wrote a strongly worded letter to Moloch telling him that Ralph was abandoning him for Keffals and Moloch brought the site back up then apologized to me. Way to stab a greater demon in the back, Ralph.

 

[Fools Idol]

Hi Ralph, been too long buddy, how's the kids? Anyway as you can see we're back. I'm sure this is somewhat distressing but don't fret Ralph if there's a will, there's a way. I think you should contact Keffals put aside your differences and work together to take down the farms.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol joke's on you, with this site down I actually had a nice weekend with friends doing shit outside. Thanks for the nice vacation from my online retardation Lucas and Ralph. Ya faggots!

 

[GL09]

You should all be thanking me. I wrote a strongly worded letter to Moloch telling him that Ralph was abandoning him for Keffals and Moloch brought the site back up then apologized to me. Way to stab a greater demon in the back, Ralph.

And we have reached page 666 Moloch truly has blessed us.