Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Aqua Panda]

The important thing to remember is that the Farms endure. Even right to the end people will shitpost and say what they want because fuck the 1984 hellscape modern society has become.

Even if Josh had thrown in the towel. The spirit of the Farms would have survived elsewhere.

Tl;dr: We will not go quietly into the night.

 

[Autistic Jew One Ball]

Fuck everyone trying to take down this wonderful website

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Thread is moving at lightning speed, has anyone posted this tweet from Mutahar yet? (a)
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Uh oh. Poojetihar deep dive incoming?

 

[Doji]

If trans women are real women, where the hell did the doctors shove the ovaries?

Up their ass.

 

[Punished Neco]

I am so glad I was able to fucking bait keffals with that door dox and this singe image with the sam hyde text I added (which the jannies removed)
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Oh it was you that Keffals is refering to in that tweet?
Was going to say I've not threatened anyone and wouldn't personally condone it, also Bilbo is a good cat who didn't do anything wrong.

On a side note I watched Ellenfromnowon's riding stream today, near the end they mentioned dropping "you know who off at their hotel".
Guessing they felt uneasy after people worked out who they were staying with, which might explain why they weren't able to go to sleep till midday.

 

[TJBirish]

Interesting. First Amendment bad ass Marco Randazza wants to talk with Null.

 

[G. Williamson]

This single thread and the crying idiots from twitter single handedly made me loose half my depression from loosing my grandmother yesterday. Thanks kiwi bros

 

[CervixHammer]

So who's the Irish leprechaun who's going to show up at Lucas's stinkditch shack tomorrow?

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

I used to actually be quite tolerant of trannies because I thought transitioning actually helped them. Then I got on kiwi farms and saw the tranch and other trannies and then I realized that many of the trannies I knew in my circles acted very similar. They all were dysfunctional in some way. Then I saw the horror that is SRS and I learned about how hormones and puberty blockers just fuck up your body. And I heard how trannies and enbies have deviated from "Gender roles and stereotypes doesn't matter" to "If you deviate from your typical gender role in any way, you are trans and you need to damage your body with medications and surgeries" essentially devolving ideas to the fifties.

And now I have the knowledge that transitioning is the modern lobotomy and I can't speak out without being called a terf and being removed from my social circles.

Keffals is the type of troon that makes me mad. If you say something that disagrees with them, you're banned and deleted and screamed at to shut up. Having a weekend of my usual site I glance at due to boredom being down, gave me the opportunity to see Lucas pretend to be doing a glorious crusade and heroic behavior over something that is legitimately internet shit.

Lucas, you grew up during a time where people told you not to tell anyone online about your life or details. You posted the porn. You made the discord. You spouted shit on twitter. You gave information that doxxed you on twitter. You changed your story multiple times about the swatting.

You should know better. All we did was archive. All we did collect what you have posted. If you want us to stop talking about you, shut up and stop being such a terrible person.

Bro don't even. Trannies, in particular, Lucas, do not care. They take one look at your paragraphs, expressing your thoughts, and only have one thought. "Mmmmm attention, more attention." This isn't about being comfortable in their skin, this isn't about logic, or even helping people. It is about their sexual fetish, they will not stop because this gets them off. Stop trying to reason with the Joker, its pathetic.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Allow me to immortalize my crappy imitation of the piss bear gif (a running joke in the KF telegram chat) here in this thread.

Spoiler: pissbear

yassification/furryfication of pissbear (chat did not like this)

balance restored

 

[Obsul]

Congrats to Jersh for getting the site back up. I now have the freedom to chat with other people about the wacky antics and shenanigans of eccentric internet personalities again.

Fuck everyone that has been relentlessly attempting to silence any viewpoint that even slightly disagrees with them. Keffals is a massive shithead and obnoxious asshole. I did not care about who Keffals was before this entire fiasco, and I still don't. Get fucked.

 

[OMCK]

Honestly any featured thread is like this considering how broad KiwiFarms is as a website. Keffals thread is like that times two since they have kind of established themselves as a site-wide antagonist who threatens to shut down all of KiwiFarms and its community as a whole.

Tell me about it. I came here exclusively for TNO drama and Paradox games autism to remind me how proud I am of having a life outside. Even that thread, about a pretty niche community meltdown, got a lot of eyes from the days it was featured.

Lucas is on another level, though. Regulars are flocking to this cracked hornet nest and outsiders keep coming in to either figure it out or take in the angle from here. It's a significant shitfest.

 

[Jack Awful]

I see you guys have been archiving! Here's some of Lucas's best hits I've saved myself over the weekend. I've probably already been ninja'd by other posters but these should be here for posterity.

Here's Jim and Lucas's continuing exchange:
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Lucas really relished in acting like an internet tough guy while KF was down. Jim made slight joke at him glossing over the fact that Chris is literally a rapist, and he brings out his best Tonka impression, except instead of challenging him to box, Internet Tough Troon is rallying his loyal groomed army to pounce on Jim's account.

"Keep your head down."
"This is the last account he has on a public-facing platform."
Faggot.
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The bottom tweet here is really funny once you see how fast Lucas deleted the tweet where he threatened to dox every KF user he could find so he stayed in Twitter's good graces to get verified.

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He even blocked Matthew Vickers! The Gunt Front coalition is going strong.
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These tweets really turned the tide on Lucas. He posted Null's mom's face and full name, taken from an article written by Vordrak, on Twitter to intimidate her and Null, as well as gloat about Vordrak getting her fired by spamming gore porn to her employers.
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https://archive.ph/NQph9 for the last one.
I think this might've been the zenith of Lucas's anger over the weekend. KF was on his brain so fucking much that he had to post an explicit public threat against every KF user who dared to talk ill of him, and quickly had to delete it because he wanted his blue checkmark extremely badly.

This entire interaction between Jim and Lucas was like the punchline to a comedy act. Lucas seethes at Jim for ban evasion, misgendering, and being on KF's side which by association apparently makes him a doxxxxxer, then at the end of the weekend, Lucas posts Josh's mom's full name, former employer, and face, then misgenders her by calling her a "he" and deletes tweets threatening to dox anyone who makes fun of him on this site. It's a comedic reversal!

All this because Jim just gave Lucas the classic Minnesotan smile while Lucas was melting down.

The pushback from posting Josh's mom on Twitter for Lucas's followers to harass was instant, even grovelers like Hunter Avallone were disgusted.
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HUNTER AVALLONE on Twitter: "Keffals is a disgusting person and her f…

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Daily reminder that this idiot threw Lucas $100 USD for his GriftFundMe. Lucas wouldn't even piss on Hunter if he were on fire, yet this idiot needed to virtue signal and give Lucas free money.

Nick Deorio, who banned people who called Lucas by his birth sex:
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𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝕺𝖗𝖎𝖔 on Twitter: "Update: Keffals clarifies …

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Tipster, another member of Deorio's internet sektur who also demanded people respect Lucas's pronouns:
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The only real "win" Lucas and his followers had over the weekend was that they successfully got Cecil Mcfly banned off Twitter. Cecil, a transwoman.

Lucas used KF's downtime as an excuse to just outright lie as well. Lie with no sources and no evidence, just desperate for any chance at all to get KF taken down for good.
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Yeah, I'm sure people getting bombed by the Russians and dying in droves are really going to care about the whining of a canadian tranny.

Anyone got a direct archive of the life ruination tweets?

 

[G. Williamson]

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this stream is gonna be 12 hours long. I can't fucking wait

 

[Twatette]

Honestly, my dumb arse barely even knew who this mentally ill sicko was until this fiasco. Now I kinda wish I stayed ignorant.
Reading his tweets and the replies over the past few days was pretty entertaining, though.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Lucas tweeted about getting doxed, posting a screencap of the words Belfast, while bragging he was staying with a well known irish troon who's in trouble with the ira. retard narrowed it down himself and then doxed himself on screen (again).

If he really cared about his privacy he would stop doing facestreams. Why do you need to stream with your face showing, Lucas? Hell, why do you have to stream at all if we are such a huge threat to you? So many cows have their threads die because the cows just go into hiding, and props to them for being smart. Lucas wants this attention. He wants to be seen as a victim, hell maybe he even WANTS to be doxed. It’s been four times now he has been easily doxed, all because he can’t help but overshare information.

Lucas attentionwhore of the year. Jolly good show.

 

[Gunterator]

KiwiFarms has a large bulk of users that tends to spread out through the boards and threads this site has. I'm recognizing a huge deal of normally isolated posters chiming in. While some of you shit up the thread, it's some beautiful unity. Lucas has actually made the whole family sit at the table for a night, and man, is the dinner delivering.

Its honestly an impressive feat for any lolcow gathering this amount of autists with different lolcow crossovers like ethan ralph and some other prominent ones that have threads Lucas is really just asking to be the new Chis Chan.

 

[The Foxtrot]

KiwiFarms is not yet lost, Comrades!

 

[Catler]

I hope this thread has 10k pages some day.

Keffles is well on his way to ensuring that very thing happens. His fault, he could have been an adult and ignored it.

 

[Butwhythough]

Listen Keffals, mind if I call you Kef. I'm gonna give it to you straight. A man to man talk. You'll never be a woman, and that's it. I've shared my wisdom, I hope you found it enlightening.