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Lucas...what happened to the other $50,000?
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Its honestly an impressive feat for any lolcow gathering this amount of autists with different lolcow crossovers like ethan ralph and some other prominent ones that have threads Lucas is really just asking to be the new Chis Chan.

Keffals is a good case to explain how centrifugal digital mass society can get when pushed to mobilized hysteria. It'll live in memory here at the Farms and vaguely out there in Twitter, but Lucas boils down to an insufferable influencer that is especially compatible with shaking up the sad reality of the Internet.

Chris, though – he's a matter of superstition. Even if you dug, you would not find in Lucas' (or I dare say anyone's) life the intensity and the variety of Chris' saga.
 
E-Celebs criticize Keffals.
You had to have fucked up if HUNTER AVALONE doesn't agree with you.
Here's Jim and Lucas's continuing exchange:
Based potato man is based.
Naia you canine lunatic, come mingle with us like on Telegram
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
They did.
They got BTFO'd.

We are STILL waiting for proof that Sappho was reported to the FBI.
Everyone who follows Sappho remembers Naia's activities after the proof was posted.
They were involved. This is the proof Naia CANNOT escape.
 
I can't wait to see Lucas go full nuclear psychotic Karen when he's arrested for attempted murder.

Loading up my Spooky Season playlist and this song made me think of him:

Yeah, cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole

 
Glad to see everyone again, While the site was down I screengrabbed some of Luke's tweets for ya, if I'm late hit me with the clocks
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Breaking: Man who kicks hornets nest doesn't know why he's being chased by hornets
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Looks like someone forgot his greenscreen... big mistake
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"Ironic"
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But Lucas I thought doxing was bad??

Here's something interesting I found when the site was down. Apparently just pulling shit from his hairy asscrack isn't too low for him.
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This tweet was deleted as fast as it went up, who would've thunk it!
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You will never be a real woman.
All of this wasn't done because you are troon Lucas. It's because you are a confirmed groomer who gives confused children illegal drigs with permanent life altering effects.

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Also, no greenscreen there bud?? Big mistake Lucas. I'm currently looking at this at a molecular (and autistic) level to analyze the air molecules in that room to track your location.

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Hm, I don't see any identification as a Kiwi Farms user... Lucas, why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue? 🤔
I guess Lucas forgot to tell the guy to identify himself as AltisticRight.

Jokes aside, i wouldn't believe anything he said. It's a stupid idea and it's going to lead to a stupid outcome.
 
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