Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PsychoNerd054]

All he has to do to not have the internet know where he is, is to not make that information publicly available. What happened to that great greenscreen you set up to protect your location? Why do you have to talk about who you’re staying with? Why can’t you just move, and stop posting your location? Oh yeah, because getting doxed lets the grift continue.

Pretty sure they're just whoring off of this shit, and want to add more gas to the fire. They even had to make up a lot of shit regarding the swat, such as being at gunpoint and being deadnamed in person, to make it spicier.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Non-consensual pornography? You retard, when porn is posted on the internet you're giving up the right to decide who sees it!

Modern internet users are legitimately indistinguishable from the mentally disabled. For some reason, they think that people just have to do what they say and that they can control public perception of themselves, I see people with NSFW twitter pages that post "don't save my nudes" in their bio thinking that people will actually listen to them. The idea that it is possible for things you post on the internet to become immortalized is completely foreign to them despite that just being the nature of the beast that has always been. That's a big reason so many people are railing against KF, it is undeniable proof of this reality since the primary function of our website is the documentation of internet history. Sure, we laugh at retards but without documentation, nobody would come here to do that. The woke zoomer mindset is the most unforgiving thing I have ever seen, they legit think if you have done one offensive thing in your entire life then you're a bad person and can never be truly forgiven even if you were like 15 when you did it so of course the idea of documentation that can never be deleted would scare the shit out of them along with the fact that they can post nudes of themselves, collect money, delete everything and it won't actually disappear because people who jerked off to them still share those videos in /gif/ threads.

I also like how we're gone for literally just a few days and in that small time window, a 4chan greentext manages to fool people into thinking Chris escaped prison all because the place you actually go to check if this shit is true or not was down.

 

[ScurvyRat]

I really hope that collar is a LARP. The idea of him giving those to minors is horrifying.

He probably has pictures of teenagers in skirts/nude wearing that collar.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

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Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Eh, I was already doxxed by my fellow Kiwis during my sperging, but since Keffals wants to fuck with us, especially me, a fellow troon, why not?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Have fun Kekfals, I know you won't survive the heat you fucking Canuck

 

[Troll Patrol]

Well, Liz Fong Ding Dong and Keffals have checkmarks now. Who else in their little cult needs relevancy? Find that out and you'll find someone they dislike who conveniently ends up swatted by "KiwiFarms".

Despite Keffals violating twitter tos to hell. Troons are a protected class.

 

[Beauty Shop Quartet]

It was a mistake to reopen registrations. But did they listen?

I actually heard about this place through 4chan.

 

[Mr Sister]

Unfortunately the difference is that they’re only capable of digging up shit that’s already public knowledge

you're retarded, the only things posted in this thread are public knowledge also. It's just being compiled in one place

edit: i guess "knowledge" and "information" are different, sorry for calling you retarded

 

[Ponzo]

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Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?

Hey Keffals, my wife and my employer know i hate trannies and since i work in HR im probably the one that would get your tranny faggot e-Mail and i for sure won't fire myself. Good luck in that venture tho. I hope some kiwis are having a laugh and dox themselves with fake credentials of tranny supporting liberals, almost like calling in a swat and pretending to be someone from here.

By the way Keffals, in case you forgot

 

[G. Williamson]

"chicks"
oh no, my friend. Reshiram is a pokemon. I don't remember how I know this, I just recall a Youtube video I had on for background noise covered this guy (if it's the dude I'm thinking of).
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Oh... Oh god that's worse.. I also regret looking up the wiki page on him. HE WROTE SCAT VORE FANFICS? OH GOD.

 

[exactly 1000 goblins]

What PR campaign manager got the gofundme money? Lucas tweets have morphed into 2015 Brianna Wu and sounding like a straight up gamergater lately with all the astroturfing and manufacturing legitimacy.

 

[Judex Meus]

There once was a troon called Sorrenti
That groomed some minors with HRT
The ranch came out, the SWATs came down
Blow, me kiwi boys, blow (HUH)

Soon may the feederman come
To bring us catboys and REEEs and cum
One day when the feedin' is done
We'll take our sneeds and go

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Guys this dude just doxed president Obama someone call cloudflare right now!!!!!!

Call a fucking ambulance. You’ll need it. Maybe a hearse, too.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Lucas this is the farms when it thinks of you.

https://youtu.be/KrWxPUSJoeg

 

[Lockey White]

Spoiler: NSFW

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I regret opening this image

 

[Two Gorillion Dollars]

Keffals is one of the most grotesque people on the Internet I've ever seen.

 

[Doseferatu]

My favorite part of this whole thing is that Null was considering shutting down the farms a few times last year because he was (justifiably) burned out and depressed and wanted to do other stuff.

Had Keffals managed to keep his mouth shut for another 6 months, Null might have actually gotten bored and shut the site down.

Instead, he kept poking the bear, pissed off Josh, and is about to find out that Josh is one of the most stubborn people on earth.

Yet again, Keffals makes his own problems worse.

Honestly, it's a win for Lucas too - he likes attention, since it brings him asspats and donations so he doesn't have to find a job.

Lucas should cut Josh in for this publicity. For a tranny grooming NEET who failed at porn, Lucas sure is profiting from KiwiFarms.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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I remember the textbooks I had as a kid in government school had the version of this painting with George Washington's pee pee poking it's head through the trousers.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Despite Keffals violating twitter tos to hell. Troons are a protected class.

42/100 disagrees but then again we all know that social media and reality don't often coincide.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Modern internet users are legitimately indistinguishable from the mentally disabled.

Sir, that is an insult to the mentally disabled and I shall not stand for it.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Keffals is one of the most grotesque people on the Internet I've ever seen.

Boy oh boy have you not seen chris chan yet?