During my forced truancy from the Farms, i pondered the question i had earlier posited; 'What would the Founding Fathers think of all this?'
And after some contemplation, i came to the following conclusion;
''George Washington would run Keffals over with a Dodge Challenger, after which Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton would proceed to tar and feather the aforementioned pedophile, with Benjamin Franklin and James Madison then proceeding to viciously beat the pseudowoman with seal clubs, finally ending in the tying of the noose on one of the branches of the tree of Liberty by the rest of the fathers, led by John Marshall.''
It is my sincere belief that they would have had an exceptional time.